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História de um grande amor

(Bevelstoke #1)

Julia Quinn (Goodreads Author)

3.91 · Rating details · 34,125 ratings · 1,679 reviews

Aos 10 anos, Miranda Cheever já dava sinais claros de que não seria nenhuma bela dama. E já nessa idade, aprendeu a aceitar o destino de solteirona que a sociedade lhe reservava.

Até que, numa tarde qualquer, Nigel Bevelstoke, o belo e atraente visconde de Turner, beijou solenemente sua mãozinha e lhe prometeu que, quando ela crescesse, seria tão bonita quanto já era inteli ...more

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Jul 22, 2015 Alienor ✘ French Frowner ✘ rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Shelves: genre-romance, 2015-reads, genre-historical

▒ 24 JULY 2015 ▒

Good Lord. Today I fell in love. And then I fell out of love. Sigh.

I ought to be shameful, I know that. What is it exactly? Have I the attention span of a squirrel (don't ask why a squirrel, I have no idea)? I wonder, I wonder.

And yet things had started so well. It appears that I can't help myself : give me a smart, brave, strong-minded heroine who doesn't shy away from her desires and a - a what exactly? A sexy broken man? Put them together and then let the magic begin : hilari ...more

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Feb 24, 2017 Jilly rated it liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: historical-fiction, romance

My favorite moment in this book is when the heroine has to be physically restrained because she opens a can of whoop-ass on a bookstore owner who refuses to sell her a book because he only sells to men. Apparently, they had bookstores for men only, and women only. WTF?

You go, girl!

Our story is about a kid who develops a crush on her bff's older brother and then carries that torch for him for years. Even though he turns into kind of an ass, she sees him through rose-colored glasses and is madly i ...more

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Jan 02, 2019 Katerina rated it liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: historical-romance, regency, 2018-reads, historical-fiction

'Tis nice, but it ain't Bridgertons. ...more

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Aug 09, 2010 Sans rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Shelves: not-my-cuppa, series-read

Fair warning: This is a gut-reaction review, written under the influence of my monthly "gift" from mother nature. Perhaps if I'd read this at a different time, I could have found some redeeming qualities about it. But I didn't, so I can't.

I'm slightly horrified by this book. Specifically by Turner and, to a lesser extent, by Miranda herself. I can't think of anything in the book I can qualify as "romance" and still hold my head up high.

First, Turner. An asshat of epic proportions. He's an emotio Fair warning: This is a gut-reaction review, written under the influence of my monthly "gift" from mother nature. Perhaps if I'd read this at a different time, I could have found some redeeming qualities about it. But I didn't, so I can't.

I'm slightly horrified by this book. Specifically by Turner and, to a lesser extent, by Miranda herself. I can't think of anything in the book I can qualify as "romance" and still hold my head up high.

First, Turner. An asshat of epic proportions. He's an emotionally stunted bully, pure and simple. I dislike his character so intensely, I can't even state why in clear, concise terms. It's a visceral reaction to his selfish, underhanded, borderline violent ways. Pushing his own sister against a wall and basically threatening her is despicable. Grabbing his mother's wrist and squeezing it in warning? Doing the same to his own wife on numerous occasions? No. Just no. There is no excuse for behaviour like that. I don't care how scared poor widdle Turner is. You don't use force on women. EVER.

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when he backhanded Avry but I'm ready to lead a lynch mob out for Turner's blood? Simple. Kerrick didn't know Avry and he was very sorry he did it. Turner knew every single woman he put his hands on in anger and didn't apologize but once. No remorse, just a flimsy excuse of not being himself.

Moving on to Miranda. Poor, misguided Miranda, who would prefer to stumble into an unhealthy relationship with her childhood obsession than pick herself up, patch up her heart, and find someone who will treat her the way she deserves to. She's spent the entirety of her formative years pining over a man nine years her senior, never giving a second thought to finding someone who will actually tell her that he loves her and do more than play with her body and placate her. No. She'd rather blindly believe she can "fix" the damage done by Turner's first wife. I call bullshit. You can't change someone and you can't fix something they want to stay broken.

Also: Carriage sex. Really? Did we have to go there? I'd take a star off for that alone if I wasn't rating this so low already.

I had no sympathy for either of these characters and am frankly disgusted by them. The only reason I gave this two stars instead of one is that Quinn has a very good writing style, even if I don't like what she's writing. ...more

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Feb 13, 2013 Jessica ❁ ➳ Silverbow ➳ ❁ rated it really liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: favorites, historical-romance, jerk-of-my-dreams

4.5 stars

A couple of years ago when I first joined Goodreads, one of my favorite things to do was stalk my favorite authors' bookshelves.

It probably still would be, but when I say "stalk" I mean it, so I've already added anything of interest, and to keep doing it would crossover into creepy territory.

Can't have that.

*snickers*

At the time, I still hadn't ever read a straight-up historical romance, but after my success with KMM's Highlander series, I was more open to the possibility, so when Ilon ...more

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Apr 08, 2019 Jacob Proffitt rated it did not like it · review of another edition

Shelves: unfinished

I got 60% in before I just could not take another moment. Turner is a jerk. How many times does a guy have to break your heart before you move on? This pattern plays on repeat over and over: Miranda feels sympathy, she opens with a vulnerable moment, Turner rejects her and makes her feel small, Miranda retreats to lick her wounds. By the third time, with no apology or even acknowledgement by the jerk, I was just done. Frankly, at this point, Miranda knows who and what he is. I don't see why she' ...more

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Aug 20, 2009 Mir rated it it was ok · review of another edition

This book really fell off for me in the last third. I like Quinn's writing (despite the scattering of anachronistic expressions which sometimes threw me out of the era), I mostly liked Miranda, and I was prepared to like Turner if he got over his conviction that his previous lousy marriage entitled him to be a jerk. But I was really waiting not for him to fall in love with Miranda but to develop some respect for her and treat her as an adult, a friend, an equal. And I felt that Quinn wrote their ...more

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Dec 28, 2020 Lisa (Remarkablylisa) rated it did not like it · review of another edition

Shelves: historical-romance-i-own, december-2020

THIS BOOK IS BLOODY FUCKING AWFUL and I'm so glad I went backwards and read this book last in the series or I would have never read the other two. ...more

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Jun 01, 2009 Juliana Philippa rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Shelves: 0-reviewed, do-not-recommend, hr-do-not-recommend, romance-historical

I was so excited for this book as Julia Quinn is a favorite of mine; I normally love her work and I also (surprise, surprise) love to see the quiet/shy girl get the guy. Though there was witty dialog and moments that had me laughing out loud, I really have to say I was disappointed and bothered by many aspects of this book.

PRAISE:
(1) Funny moments that will make you laugh
(2) Connection between Turner and Miranda is interesting to watch in about the first half of the book
(3) I liked Olivia and Tu ...more

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Mar 08, 2010 valee rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Shelves: historical-romance

Oh, this was such a sweet story. I loved every page of it. I couldn't put it down, which I'm sorry because it was over so fast that I feel bad for having spend money in something that lasted useful in my hands only some hours,lol. Then again, I can't think in anything better than spending my money in this amazing books,lol, I don't regret it of course. It's just that sometimes it hurts to see my money being consumed so fast. But I guess you just can't help it when you find a good book.

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Jun 01, 2009 Rane rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Shelves: historical, regency-napoleonic-era

At the tender age of ten Miranda Cheever fell in love with the brother of her best friend; Viscount Turner, with his act of kindness to a awkward growing girl, Miranda never forgot his words that day to her and kept a journal with her thoughts of love since then. Now years later the once kind and caring Viscount Turner, Nigel Bevelstoke is left a bitter and cold hearted man after his wife ripped all his dreams of love and family to sheds with her numerous affairs before her death.
To return the At the tender age of ten Miranda Cheever fell in love with the brother of her best friend; Viscount Turner, with his act of kindness to a awkward growing girl, Miranda never forgot his words that day to her and kept a journal with her thoughts of love since then. Now years later the once kind and caring Viscount Turner, Nigel Bevelstoke is left a bitter and cold hearted man after his wife ripped all his dreams of love and family to sheds with her numerous affairs before her death.
To return the once precious gift of a young girl and a second chance, Miranda seeks to heal Turner’s heart with her love.

A relaxing read, with nothing heavy or dark and a pretty predictable storyline that doesn’t have surprises jumping out at you at every turn. It true JQ fashion, there’s a lot of humorous parts that will have you smiling. Miranda was a fun and strong female lead, holding her one-sided love close to her heart. With her shy sense of humor and sometimes surprising temper, I could really relate to her as both of us keep journals of our sometimes-mundane lives and events. She was levelheaded and knew what she wanted and fought for it, but was also sensible to know when to step back.

I didn’t care for Turner; he never once came across as a tortured hero only very bitter and shallow. I can fully understand why he was the way he was after his first disastrous marriage. For me, he kept that as a shield and super-imposing his first wife onto Miranda, even when he knew she was nothing like his first wife at all and loved him deeply. He acted like a child then went hiding out and then running away from the truth. He was very much a coward in my eyes and only when he was going to lose Miranda did he “finally” see he loved her.* face plam *

The plot pretty much kept pace with it only dragging toward the end and the steam level was lukewarm at best.

The saving grace for me was the interactions between Miranda and her best friend Olivia as they go through life making their way through the ton.

Overall: a cute read, that did make me shed a few tears at the end as Miranda finally gets her love of her life to return her love. ...more

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Mar 27, 2017 Ginger rated it liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: 2017, romance

And the end of the year ends with a sweet romance, so sweet that my teeth ache! 😂

I loved parts of the book, especially the character of Miranda. And other parts of the book annoyed me. The whole, “Why don’t you love me?” plot was a bit much. The book could have been about 70 pages less and got a better rating from me.

I’ll still continue with the series though because I’m sure there will be a story about Olivia and I’m looking forward to that book!

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Dec 03, 2009 Christine rated it did not like it · review of another edition

Shelves: romance

This is a rare one-star book that I actually finished, largely because I'm still waiting for the two books I want to read to come in the mail and I couldn't sleep last night.

I'm afraid this is everything trite and meaningless about HEA romance. I can't stand romance novels in which the crux of the tension is the hero's inability to say three words. This book exacerbates the problem because it is so perfectly obvious that the hero does love the heroine and he shows her in a million ways, which l ...more

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Mar 01, 2015 Nadia rated it it was ok · review of another edition

I have no bookshelves to put this book on.

The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever was my third book by Julia Quinn, and it seems that the third try is the charm. -ish.

While I wasn't deeply offended by it, as I was with The Duke and I , or so indifferent to it that I found it utterly forgettable, as is the case with To Catch an Heiress, The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever leave still a lot to be desired.

What bothered me most, besides the age difference and the fact that the heroine ...more

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May 22, 2018 Sabina rated it liked it · review of another edition

I just finished this and for the first 2/3 of the book I really enjoyed it. There’s a ton of witty dialogue that is trademark Julia Quinn. She has a way of making you feel a part of her protagonists’ lives. I loved the diary entries.

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Apr 04, 2010 Maxine rated it did not like it · review of another edition

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. Awful. Usually I like Julia Quinn, but this was awful.

Why:

1. Nigel is a huge douche. He knocks Miranda up and does not ask her to marry him even though anyone who's read even a page of a Regency romance knows that just a kiss means you're a dirty dirty whore to the Ton. After he finds out he knocks her up, he goes on a six week bender. No letter, no communication, just getting crunk in Cornwall or whatever. When he finally mans up and goes to her Scotland baby-birthing place to do the right thin Awful. Usually I like Julia Quinn, but this was awful.

Why:

1. Nigel is a huge douche. He knocks Miranda up and does not ask her to marry him even though anyone who's read even a page of a Regency romance knows that just a kiss means you're a dirty dirty whore to the Ton. After he finds out he knocks her up, he goes on a six week bender. No letter, no communication, just getting crunk in Cornwall or whatever. When he finally mans up and goes to her Scotland baby-birthing place to do the right thing, he is relieved that she miscarried. WTF? After they marry (under duress or relief, who can tell?), his inability to say I love you proceeds to ruin his marriage. Does he man up and say it? Only when Miranda is on her childbirth deathbed, no sooner. Makes me question: does he love her or does he love her because she's dying? Way to take her for granted. Douchebag.

His reason for his marriage aversion? His dirty dirty whore wife. Get over it... don't you know what goes on in peripheral Regency marriages? Get a courtesan and get over it.

2. Miranda is a doormat and a fool, loves Nigel after all his douchebaggery. Why? He's only said one kind thing to her once when she was 10. He has minimal contact with her in the years between then and the book's present. Then he proceeds to completely disillusion her of the idea of the man she believes him to be. She forgives him too easily for it too. Just because she wrote that she loved him in her diary however many years ago doesn't mean she has to make it true. Hell, it doesn't even mean that it was true in the first place.

3. People are strangely unemotional about her miscarriage. Weird. I mean sure, her mother had them pretty often but you don't just get used to that sort of thing.

4. Nigel is a huge douche. Oh, I said that already.

5. The worst part is that Julia Quinn writes this with the conviction that Nigel is A Good Man in Bad Circumstances. Nigel is not a good man, if he was that randy bastard would have kept his dick in his pants out of respect for Miranda. ...more

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Jul 24, 2012 Brittany B. rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Recommends it for: HR fans

Recommended to Brittany B. by: Anzu The Great Destroyer

I'm not surprised ths one the Rita award in 2008! It very much deserved it.
A Must Read!
I ADORE Miranda Cheever. She and her sweet friend Olivia are two of my favorite characters in modern writing.

The story was lovely and unexpected, filled with the unrequited love of a ten year old girl. (Miranda Cheeser) And with the pain and disenchantment with life that comes when all your hopes and dreams in life are shattered. (Turner Bevelstock) And it is about so much more, to be sure.

One of the theme ...more

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Sep 14, 2017 Mariana rated it liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: stupid-heroine, widower, already-have, redeemed-hero

Upping to 3.5 stars second time around.

First time:
This may be my least favorite Julia Quinn book, certainly in the bottom three. Miranda was too foolish and Turner was too much of a jerk for it to strike me as amusing.

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Jul 02, 2020 Bee marked it as dnf · review of another edition

Shelves: boring, disappointed

DNF at 38%

Ehh...

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Nov 17, 2009 FlibBityFLooB rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Shelves: historical, read-in-2010, era-regency-pre-victorian, zzauthor-quinn-julia, witty-i-am-not, made-me-cry, loved-the-audiobook-narration, unrequited-love

I think that this is one of those books that lots of people won't like, but I am not one of them. I love a bittersweet story of romance. The kind of melancholy tale that pulls your heart strings because it's more realistic. I read some reviews where people complained about a hero not being able to say the dreaded three words (I LOVE YOU). However, I honestly felt bad for the hero in this story. I could feel his pain, and I could feel the heroine's pain.

One reason I love Julia Quinn as an author ...more

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Jun 10, 2015 Yankeecountess rated it did not like it · review of another edition

Shelves: awful-1-star-books, plain-janes-and-spinsters, unrequited-love-returned

So I have this mental list of amazing male protagonists from novels, men who get to stand proud and tall in their billowy tucked-in, unbuttoned shirts, as I bestow upon them admission to the exclusive “Best Romantic Heroes in Literature” Club.

…Nigel Bevelstoke, Viscount Turner is not one of them.

**Full-Steam Spoilers (and Rants) Ahead**

First off, I would like to point out that this is the third book by Ms. Quinn that I have read, and funnily enough, the three books I have read have been THI ...more

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Apr 13, 2010 Suzanne (Under the Covers Book blog) rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Shelves: funny-funny-har-har, genre-historical-romance, author-julia-quinn, lover-the-cover

Miranda Cheever fell in love with her best friend's older brother when she was a young girl, now as a young woman...she's still just as in love. Seeing him so wracked with hatred and unhappiness after his philandering wife's death she longs for the man she remembers, the kind and funny man she fell in love with. Turner doesn't remember Miranda being so interesting or desirable, but after his bitter marriage full of disappointment and heartbreak he isn't willing to risk falling in love again, especially not with his sister's best friend.

Way back when this book has to be one of my first reads by Julia Quinn and so has a special place in my heart, which is why when I was recently in a bit of a book slump that I decided to give it a go. You know sometimes you go back to a book you have loved in the past, but upon a second read it isn't quite as good as you remember? Well, I am pleased to say that wasn't the case with The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever it was just as funny and heart warming as I remembered, a classic Julia Quinn novel.

It has the perfect blend of humour, romance and sexy that Quinn is known for, what I especially love about this book is Miranda, she is one of my favourite heroines. She has a dry wit and intelligence and warmth about her and is the perfect counterpoint to her best friend Olivia's exuberance. Turner is also a good hero, his youthful naivety has been ruthlessly crushed making him a bitter man, but Miranda's warmth and innocence calls to him.

I like reading Quinn's early books as I feel that although this is still a lighthearted read and in no way a dark and stormy novel, it does have a little more depth than her more recent books. I feel like they are more emotionally complex and less straightforward, yet not laden with unnecessary angst. So, if you haven't read any Julia Quinn I recommend you try this book and if you are a recent reader and have only cracked open her newer releases I encourage you to try out her earlier releases, it's well worth it. ...more

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Nov 14, 2013 Cindy rated it did not like it · review of another edition

Shelves: romance, regency, historical-romance, angst

Regency romance with sex.

I really don't think Julia Quinn even wrote this. It just doesn't seem like something she'd write. There's very little humor in it & JQ is all about humor in her stories.

I didn't like Miranda. Her heart is always on her sleeve & for what? One act of kindness 10 years ago? We get the tired old "Let's get you out of those wet clothes" trope. Divested of her virginity, Miranda waits in vain for a kind word or marriage proposal.

Turner is a Jerk with a capital J. Selfish ...more

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Jul 02, 2018 Jaclyn rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

Shelves: favorite-romances

So much drama and so addicting!! Loved it!!

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Nov 21, 2015 Zoe rated it liked it · review of another edition

It was all rather sweet, writing definitely on the more sophisticated side in this genre. This whole "why won't you love me" thing got on my nerves. It dragged on for too long.

The characters of Turner and Miranda were inconsistent. But I did not dislike either of them so that was ok. This book reminds me of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake, where a little girl who felt insecure about her looks was re-assured by a big brother and decided at a tender age that he was THE ONE. But Miranda ...more

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Nov 19, 2008 Barbara rated it liked it · review of another edition

So...I started off loving this book even though the "hero" (Turner) was kind of (for a lack of a better word) weak. I instantly connected with Miranda... oh how I love the ugly duckling turned beautiful swan stories...but something happened that threw the book way off track and it never came full circle for me. I have read so many books where the main man went through a great tragedy and never quite moved on until he was faced with the loss of the smartest and the most gorgeous gal in England. T ...more

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Mar 08, 2020 Heidi rated it liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: hf-romance, 2020-goal

3.5

Charming break from thrillers and mysteries. I find that I rarely go wrong with a Julia Quinn novel. Her characters are quirky or slightly imperfect— and therein lies the charm.

My only complaint with this one was the drawn out ending— and the use of a near-death experience was slightly obvious— but still a charming read.

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Dec 11, 2016 Sruthi rated it liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: chick-lits, virgin-heroine, one-night-stand, pregnant-before-marriage, miscarriage, historical-romance

I was expecting much more , and hence disappointed.

#Bevelstoke2 has been so much interesting , funny and fluffy , ohh well I will never be tired of reading it .

Mirinda is in love with Turner since she was ten , and she loves him with all his heart , she is not the most beautiful woman but definitely the most lovable one . But Turner failed that quality , he is smart , cares for Mirinda , Adores being with her , he sounded more like brother till the very end . He is a jerk , believe me when I s ...more

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Jan 08, 2018 Lady Wesley rated it really liked it · review of another edition

Shelves: aud-escape, listened

This book appealed to me more in the audio version than when I read it several years ago. Jenny Sterlin did a fine job narrating.

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Dec 14, 2018 Karishma rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Shelves: read-before-2020

1.5 stars.

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