Never Eat Anything that Moves!: Good, Bad, and Very Silly Advice from Kids

by Robert Bender

An abundance of children share a wealth of important, hilarious, and practical advice on such topics as giving your father a haircut, avoiding naptime, getting rid of a monster under the bed, and much more, in a wonderful picture book that provides an insightful and amusing glimpse into the thoughts and experiences of children.

48 pages, Hardcover

First published May 27, 2002

Reviews

[Annie · Rating 4 out of 5]

I came across this book by serendipity, and I'm glad I did. I found it funny and at times quite poignant. I enjoyed the illustrations and trying to figure out how Bender was choosing to group the different bits of advice. Not as hilarious as the compilations my mother put together when she was a nursery school teacher for 10 years, but enjoyable enough that I read it twice. I couldn't help sharing bits out loud with my husband as I read through it.

[Lisa · Rating 3 out of 5]

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