Not bad, not bad at all. But all through it I couldn't help but feel like this was The Beverly Hillbillies meet Doc Savage in Mayberry, now THERE'S a crossover you didn't know you needed. That cover alone makes the bad guys look like they are undercover workers for western bell, or Taco Bell superheroes. Also, I was dissapointed that I read that whole book and there was not one dude named Cesar but a lot of people overtaken by fear so the title was only half true.
It did however have these literary gems:
"Our Special To-day--Roast Beef Plate Lunch, Twenty-five Cents." (OUTRAGEOUS!! I won't pay! Do you have a payment installment plan?)
"And moreover he's studied until he knows just about everything worth knowing from electricity and astronomy to how to bake a decent batch of biscuits." (Our fresh biscuits are made by scratch early every morning in house by Doc Savage, who knows everything about electricity and astronomy)
“I have already put a plan in operation which will keep Savage so busy that he will have no time to stick a finger in our pie.” (Is that slang for something dirty? I bet it is..)
'The slugs doubled him up, spun him around and around, knocking him out of shape.' (*singing* It spun him around, around baby, around round, like a record baby right round round round...)
'Doc exposed himself briefly.' (Holy crap! EVERYTHING on him really IS made of bronze!)
'Few jungle anthropoids could have done better.' (Do you mean Monk?)
“Damn you! Damn them eyes!” He squirmed madly' (*singing* All the boys think he's a spy, he's got, Doc Savage eyes!)
“A jigger which wiggles when there’s an earthquake!” some one muttered' (You mean my belly? Is that a fat joke? I bet that's a fat joke)
And don't let us forget the (Insert your own joke here) phrase of the adventure:
'Ham and Monk were always riding each other.'
Because i had nothing else better to do on a friday night, this adventures superamalgamated count was zero again, but the 'Holy Cow' count was 3 so...that's better than nothing I guess.
Oh well, on to the next one....