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Kane the Fake Elf & His Sexy Mall Santa

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Kane's been one of Santa's little helpers for five years and has always enjoyed his part-time holiday gig playing an elf. Well, until he meets the newest mall Santa Claus anyway. Sam Clausen is thirty to Kane's twenty-two, but that doesn't stop Kane from wanting to be Sam's Ho! Ho! Ho! One glance at the man outside the costume and it's instant lust. Unfortunately, while Sam i ...more
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Published November 1st 2019
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Nov 02, 2019 rated it it was amazing
this was sooo adorably sweet.. it is cute.. it is cuddly.. it made me smile many times.. it had some snark and banter that made me laugh.. the kids made it everything haha. i loved it
Oct 30, 2019 rated it really liked it
The story is told from Kane's perspective and he charmed me from the first pages. It was hard not to, because Kane is snarky,funny and has the biggest heart. So endearing in his fascination with Sam,in his fear to give too much of his heart to the irresistible man and his adorable children. Oh,he tried to resist the pull of the sweet trio,with their sad past,and I loved it when he finally realized that his happiness depended on making theirs a family of four.

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Oct 20, 2019 rated it it was amazing
This is my first read of a Candi Kay book and certainly won't be my last. I loved Kane the Fake Elf & His Sexy Mall Santa. This delicious morsel of a sweet, sexy Christmas love story is just what you need to put you in the holiday mood.
I loved the connection and dynamics between Kane and Sam. They fell hard and fast for each other but have to learn how to blend their lives together. Add in two 5 year olds, family and the holiday spirit and I'm sold. I recommend this fast, sweet holiday
Belinda Zamora
Nov 05, 2019 rated it really liked it
This was such a sweet story.
Kane has been a mall elf for quite a few years and he absolutely loves it.
In fact, dealing with all the crumbsnatchers helped him realize his path in life, to be a pediatric nurse.
When a new Santa arrives on the scene, problems arise.
Mainly the fact that Kane is completely smitten with him, Samuel Clausen who is so obviously straight because of his twins.
Sam feels the same way about Kane, but he's under the impression that he's too young.
Candi Kay
Sep 19, 2019 added it  ·  (Review from the author)
Kane is a mall elf and Sam is the new fake Santa. They don’t exactly get off to a good start. That changes when Kane meets Sam’s five-year-old twins, Emma and Elliott. Oh, Kane has lusted after the guy since he first saw him out of costume, but that's as far as it goes. He's not interested in becoming an instant dad if the relationship goes beyond the bedroom.

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Kids, family, and an epilogue so sappy and sweet I still get misty-eyed when I read it. 🙂 If you're
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A blogger by day, at night Candi Kay transforms into a writer of various genres, with an emphasis on LGBTQ and erotica. Author of the Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer series, Candi's books are often filled with humor, lovable, kooky characters, and sweet happily-ever-afters.

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“I may be an elf,” I said with a smile that never failed to charm people, “but I'm not a stupid elf. I've got a college degree and everything.”
“In what?” the little girl asked. “Dumb elfery?”
I tried not to snort, but even I admit that was funny.
“No, actually the courses in dumb elfery were full so I had to take the ones in cute elfery instead.”
I pulled back and did a little spin, making sure the bells on my hat and shoes jingled.
“So, did I deserve that degree or what? I graduated with honors and everything.”
Emma did a circle with her finger, motioning for me to turn around again. I did and when I turned back, she was tapping her chin.
“I think you should probably ask for your money back.”
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