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411 pages, ebook
First published October 22, 2019
"That's why I love books. Books are stable and steadfast. Reliable. Books are comfort from heartache and hope from despair."
"Only the length of the book separates us. A distance I want to shorten. "I have a Penis," he reads. Instantly, I'm inflamed by his statement. I am a sacrifice to my goddess and I gladly give of myself, if he'll be the horny god to take me. Horned God, I mean. God with a horn on him. A horn for plundering and..."Excuse me, but WHAT? I read this passage like 20 times and I still don't understand it. What is a horned god? What is a god with a horn on him? A horn for plundering? I. Don't. Understand. Maybe I'm just dumb, but there were some things that I didn't get, no matter how many times I read it. It doesn't make sense to me.
“Holy God? Did you mean Horned God?” I question, wishing to lighten the aura around us and not talk about what happened any longer. “Who’s a horny god? ” He teases, pushing me from him and chuckling hesitantly. “Witch humor,” I tease in return, wiggling a brow at him.
“So you aren’t totally opposed to my wand in your cauldron ?” I flirtatiously tease..
“Good night, magic wand,” she whispers with a pleasure-filled voice and a smile clearly on her unseen face. I send up an enchanted request to hear that sweet tone every night before I sleep. “Good night, my little cauldron.”
He is the horned god to my inner goddess. Freeing the inner goddess , my inner goddess whispers. You can do this.
"Miss Naomi, why aren't you married?"
Oh my. "Well, Professor Snape could never get over Lily."
"Here's a what if, Naomi. What if I fell in love with you? What if I never stopped thinking of you? What if I always wondered what happened to you?" (...) "I'm stuck on you, Naomi, and I think that means I've never let you go. I've been waiting as well. Waiting to find my way back to you."