What the fuck am I doing reviewing a children's book based on a short-lived TV series mostly remembered for a kick ass theme song and toys that were cool but broke way too easily? I found it, bought it, and figured why not? It took all of five minutes.
The story is over-stuffed, confusing, and gloriously silly. The high rating is for the great art work. Also it is interesting to see this stage of America's project in diversity. The M.A.SK. crew are racially diverse, but not in terms of sex (they were selling toys to boys) and the leader is white as Wonder Bread, blonde-haired, and blue-eyed.
Anyway, sing along if you know the words!
"Masked Crusaders, working overtime, Fighting Crime, fighting crime! Secret raiders who will neutralize, as soon as they arrive, at the site Trakker's gonna lead the mission, And Spectrum's got such super vision! M-M-M.A.S.K.!! Is the mighty power that can save the day! M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!! No one knows what lies behind the masked charades! M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!! Always riding hot on Venom's trail! Come see the laser rays! Fire away! Vicious VENOM, organizing crime Masterminds, masterminds Illusion is the ultimate weapon MASK can use it right Everytime, anytime Trakker's gonna lead the mission And Spectrum's got such super vision! M-M-M.A.S.K.!! Is the mighty power that can save the day M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!! No one knows what lies behind the masked charades! M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!! Always riding hot on Venom's trail! Come see the laser rays! Fire away! M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!! Always riding hot on Venom's trail! Come see the laser rays! Fire away! overtime,Fighting Crime, fighting crime! Illusion is the ultimate weapon MASK can use it right Everytime fighting crime!"