How to Have an Ill-Behaved Dog

by Knock Knock, Mark Weber (Illustrator)

Have you ever been to the dog park and wondered how do those people achieve such ill-behaved dogs? Or perhaps you're thinking about adopting a canine companion and want to start off on the right paw. Whether you're experienced or new at the pet game, this book will teach you the most innovative techniques for cultivating a dog who doesn't listen, barks incessantly, and destroys your shoes.

Learn how to:

*Develop your dog into a narcissistic extension of yourself

*Make sure your dog jumps on all visitors

*Harness your dog's natural drives to extract the worst possible behavior with the minimum effort

191 pages, Hardcover

First published September 1, 2007

About the author

Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Knock Knock’s crackerjack in-house team creates products and develops books from the ground up—as well as collaborating with outside authors, bloggers, and other creative types. Whether producing sticky notes or a volume of thoroughly researched nonfiction, Knock Knock happily dispenses irreverence, wordplay, and wit from its sunny perch in Venice, California, to folks around the globe.

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Reviews

[Cynthia · Rating 5 out of 5]

I think my dogs helped in the writing of this one.