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His Pretty Little Thief

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She thinks it’s her who’s the hunter, and me the prey.
She thinks she’s playing me in order to steal what she wants.
...She couldn’t be more wrong.
Because tonight, it’s me who’ll be stealing her.
Tonight, she’s mine.

Dear little thief,

I know what you came for. I know you thought it’d be easy. I know you thought I would be easy. Spoiler, it won’t be, and I’m not.

You thought seducing me, and stealing a sample of my...seed, to sell on the black market would be a breeze. Except we both know you’ve never done anything with a man, let alone one as powerful, and rich, and obsessed as me.

I know I should have you arrested. A man with my wealth and my power could ruin you with a snap of the fingers. But I won’t.

Maybe it’s because you intrigue me, little one. Maybe it’s because I enjoy a challenge. Or maybe it’s just because you look so f-ing pretty on your knees saying “please, sir”.

We’ll just have to find out. Let the games begin.

Come and play, little thief. Come and play, so I can play with you.

Ludicrously over-the-top, alpha as all get-out, sweet as pie, and 100% as naughty as you're thinking it's going to be. This is one thief who's about to meet her match, and get MUCH more than she bargained for ;).

As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed.
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Madison Faye

107 books3,393 followers
#1 bestselling contemporary romance author Madison Faye is the dirty alter ego of the very wholesome, very normal suburban housewife behind the stories. While she might be a wife, mom, and PTA organizer on the outside, there’s nothing but hot, steamy, and raunchy fantasies brewing right beneath the surface!

Tired of keeping them hidden inside or only having them come out in the bedroom, they’re all here in the form of some wickedly hot stories. Single-minded alpha hero, sinfully taboo relationships, and wildly over-the-top scenarios. If you love it extra dirty, extra hot, and extra naughty, this is the place for you! (Just don’t tell the other PTA members you saw her here…)

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Profile Image for *CJ*.
3,998 reviews433 followers
October 22, 2019
"His Pretty Little Thief" is the story of Simone and Knox.

I groan, my lips crushing to hers, and I swallow her moans as I pump rope after rope after rope of my hot, sticky cum deep against her womb.


In this tale of insanity, our heroine goes to steal the rich and handsome billionaire hero's sperm, but gets captured and bred by his leaky faucet instead.

This made me laugh, because it was that absurd. Kinda sexy too..Ms Faye gets both my weird sense of humor, and my kink.

Profile Image for Darlene I read WAY to many books.
3,102 reviews1,326 followers
June 24, 2019
3.5 stars

Why couldn't this be longerrr!!!! Quick funny steamy and 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Now when i heard about this i thought she going to steal jewels and stuff.. well jsjakaka she close to some jewles.. ill be honest I LAUGHED at what she was "trying" to steal cuz i don't think i have read this in a book.. (unless it was a evil chick.) But the twist was Knox was 1000xxx ahead of her like wayy ahead.

Simone was broke, innocent as can be and broke..her ex roommate gave her a out and a agency she used. Conflicted on what she has to do but she's going to try. But little does she know she isn't good at being secretive her "Mark" Knox spots her right away and now he's hunting her down ;) and he gets what he wants. Like I said above he was 10 steps ahead of her and he knew what she was after..  he had it all planned out... sneaky dude.

I do wish we saw the Agency taken down more.. then just a quick how they took it down.. are we getting another book?? Bianca book??

No om/ow drama, no cheating, smig of drama, steamy sex, virgin gal and not a manwhore.

Recommend- yes

Super Instalove/lust
No condom
Anal play/sex
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Profile Image for Dee.
328 reviews51 followers
June 25, 2019
Let the Games Begin!

Another five-star, amusingly entertaining, one-handed, over-the-top, insta-lust/love quickie… from Madison Faye!

Professionally written, totally original, fast-paced and with baby-batter at the crux of the matter… the story flows... fluidly... incorporating a few twists and turns along the way. A financially disadvantaged and innocent young heroine needs to acquire… ehem… a personal donation… from the successful as well as powerfully wealthy hero but the hunter may become the hero’s prey in this highly unusual game. “His Pretty Little Thief” is a totally safe, standalone novella featuring dual POV and a sweet little HEA.

Disclaimer: No Kindles were seriously harmed while reading this novel. Children 18 and over only due to sexually explicit content!

Disclaimer for the Disclaimer… The term “seriously harmed” is not intended to include: overheating, scorch marks, minor melting or inconsequential fire that can be put out with an extinguisher. Fire retardant gloves highly recommended while reading. Reviewer is not responsible for run-on sentences, misplaced commas, to many of these thingy’s (…) and illegal use of overly descriptive language.

RATING DETAILS (Based on 1 to 5 Gold Stars):
STEAM FACTOR: 5 Baby-batter Stars!
WRITING STYLE: 5 Professionally… Fluid Stars!
PLOT: 5 Fast-paced, Original Stars!
ENGAGING CHARACTERS: 5 Holy Hot Hunt Me Stars!

***I voluntarily received an ARC copy of this book in exchange for my honest review***
Profile Image for Nova.
2,343 reviews95 followers
June 28, 2019
This author writes fast paced, kindle melting wonderful smutty books that you cannot help but enjoy.

Simone moves to New York to start a new life one where she could live out her dreams only once she’s there things aren’t as easy as she thought. Offered a quick fix to her financial worries she stalks the man she wants and when he takes an interest in her she’s not sure she can do what they asked her too. Is it really possible to fall in love that quick and how will she escape the Agency clutches?

Knox knew exactly who Simone was from day one he set everything up, he’s been aware of the what they were up to for months but once he got a glimpse of Simone he knew she was meant to be his. Once he has her he will move heaven and earth to keep her. Will she stay or try and fulfil her contract with the Agency?

Loved it, sweet heroine and alpha possessive hero ready to take on the world for the woman he lives. Safe and super hot read.
Profile Image for Alba M. .
1,535 reviews115 followers
September 15, 2019
Simone lleva 5 días asistiendo al mismo club para el "reconocimiento" de su objetivo. Que cual es su objetivo? Knox Carmichael o más específicamente... Lo que él puede darle. La agencia le pagará 100.000 dólares si ella consigue su "mojo" solo que el asunto se vuelve a el revés, ahora ella se da cuenta de que nunca fue la cazadora, si no la presa...

Me ha gustado, la verdad es que al ser cortito no pueden decepcionarte. Me gustó mucho Knox y su actitud gruñona pero de los que me gustan a mí. Simone me pareció un poco tonta, osea, siendo virgen quien narices se mete a hacer esas cosas? Hija de verdad si es que no tenías muchas luces... En fin, que dejando a parte lo racional o irracional de los personajes la historia es perfecta para pasar el rato!
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1,137 reviews4 followers
June 23, 2019
The Agency

This was a fun twisted story that was full of suspense. Knox is way hot and Simone is meant for him. I loved their interaction! Hopefully The Agency has lots of client stories to come.
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2,111 reviews172 followers
June 24, 2019
Gorgeously smutty little romance with a tricky plot and lots of naughty action.

The female character is planning to steal something very special from a powerful billionaire, but he is onto her. Will she punish her or make her dreams come true? The fun, of course, is in finding out :-D

I liked the mysterious start, the anticipation while she's stalking him unaware of his secret intentions towards her. The passion is as explicit as one's hot cheeks can expect from this daring author (fun!!) and the conflict from her thievery is solved in an entertaining way that might produce some other story, hopefully.

So, two stolen hearts and a very dirty epilogue after, the billionaire and the pretty little thief get a very happy ending.
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157 reviews40 followers
August 29, 2022
—𝒀𝒐 𝒕𝒆 𝒗𝒊 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆, 𝒕𝒆 𝒗𝒊, 𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒐 𝒎𝒊 𝒋𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊ó 𝒅𝒆 𝒆𝒋𝒆. 𝑻𝒆 𝒗𝒊 𝒚 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒎í.
Profile Image for Cheryl   Graham-Petit.
4,032 reviews21 followers
June 23, 2019
A short, fast-paced, fire extinguisher HOT as f#%* dirty romance story with instantaneous attraction, a unique storyline, and plenty of burn up the pages sex. His Pretty Little Thief is so hot, you'll be left in a puddle of lust. Prepare to be tillillated!

I voluntarily reviewed an advance reader copy of this book.

Profile Image for Marie  Brown (Marie's Tempting Reads).
2,693 reviews46 followers
June 24, 2019
A SCOOOORCHING HOT, SLIGHTLY DARK ROMANCE THAT WAS HOT AS CAN BE! Madison Faye did a BEAUTIFUL job with His Pretty Little Thief. I got lost in this book and it felt great. It was edgy, sexy and just plain YUMMY! I couldn't get enough!
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1,098 reviews72 followers
June 21, 2019
Shit, this was good. I loved it.

My day,night,hell entire week is made when I receive an email from MF but damn it I just devour her books.

But this.. Okay.. i loved the story :D

So, the heroine's friend who was recently broke has somehow magically started earning like crazy and that pushes our girl into the thing too eventhough it's crazy ridiculous omg I can't even.

But if you have watched Ted 2 then you know what operation Tom Brady was and that's exactly what's happening here 😂😂

But unbeknownst to Simone..the guy who she thinks she'll con is kind of already way way wayyyy ahead of her..
Damn it I have said too much but I LOVED IT

ARC received for review

June 24, 2019
So the synopsis grabbed me. That's about it. I looked back to see if I had read this author before and I have. And I gave the same rating. If you are looking for a very quick read with a real stretch on the suspension of disbelief and tons of steam, this is your book. If you are looking for a romance or any type of character development, look elsewhere.

There is a creative and original premise for the story. But once Simone and Knox actually talk to each other, they jump right into s3x and don't turn back. That's the jist of the story.

It was a quick read, so not much waste of time for me. I won't be going back for more if this is the writing trope for this author.

*Complimentary copy provided for an honest review.
Profile Image for April Symes.
4,995 reviews404 followers
June 25, 2019
His Pretty Little Thief by Madison Faye is the story of Simone and Knox. 
It's a unique take on the thief and victim aspect. Without giving anything away, whose the thief and who really the victim in this steamy and sexy story that is a surefire hit by Madison Faye. The plot is engaging, the characters believable, the chemistry between the characters sizzling and the overall story is fantastic. This is a spicy and sweet treat !!

My Rating: 4.5 stars ******
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914 reviews2 followers
October 25, 2019
Sweet short read about virgin hero, Simone trying to "capture" rich Billionaire, Knox Carmichael's sperm, Lol. Young girl, older man, I fell in love with you at first sight, trope. Filled with instant love, a lot of sex with "ropes and ropes and ropes of his sperm. Unbeknownst to her, Knox has had an eye on Simone for a while. Brimming with a lot of white jet fuel, leads to more sex with cum and a HEA!
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63 reviews13 followers
August 9, 2021
The italicized word in every since paragraph, without fail, gets old fast.
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3,985 reviews46 followers
June 24, 2019
I absolutely love this book!! The hunter becomes the hunted she just doesn’t know it until it’s too late. Simone is broke and desperate and when her roommate makes her an offer she can’t refuse she is in Knox’s crosshairs. Knox is a dirty talking alpha that goes after what he wants and that is Simone. Quick and steamy read that set my kindle on fire!
Profile Image for shereads.pang.
649 reviews130 followers
June 26, 2019
This was such a hot read! I know Madison's stories are short so I already expect the love to go really fast. I was not expecting that twist though. Really well thought out. Knox and Simone...dang they're legit fire together. This has to be the hottest story I've read from Madison so far.

If you're looking for short stories that are steamy and sexy, Madison's have some of the best stories.
Profile Image for Crystal.
487 reviews30 followers
June 25, 2019

Absolutely loved this steamyyy read! Never disappoints im glad i finally read it even though i was reading something else i stopped just to read this!
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210 reviews9 followers
August 2, 2021
I don’t really like the way Madison writes, I always end up bored in the middle of the book.
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1 review13 followers
August 4, 2019

★ Older Male/Younger Female
★ Stand Alone Novel (Fast Pace/Insta Love)
★ 8 Chapters + 1 Epilogue
★ Rating: ★★★½

"Come and play, little thief, so I can play with YOU."
Ahhh...New York City, the city of glamorous of the lights and glitz, nicknamed the "city that never sleeps." seems like a nice place to live, well that how recent high school graduate 18 year old Simone Delphine envisioned NYC when she decided to leave her home state of Louisiana after the high school graduation ceremony to pursue her passion as a fashion designer.

The plot is...pretty interesting to say the least. To make it a long story short, Simone comes home to find out that Binaca is moving out, but discovers that she is wearing clothes that she doesn't normally wear and has suitcases that are worth more than their paychecks. Binaca told her that she secretly works for an organization called "The Agency" and clams that what they do is probably at least half legal. So after the confrontation, Binaca leaves and gives Simone a choice, keep living the paycheck-to-paycheck life or make thousands by working for The Agency? by having sex with wealthy powerful men and taking their semen without them knowing it? YEP PERFECTLY LEGAL

I wanted this book to be longer so damn badly! Even though this is a fast pace instalove, I still enjoyed it! I didn't miss a word and was completely hooked until the very end. Knox Carmichael is basically my current boyfriend...but not as passive as Knox is with Simone. The sex build up is honestly to god a mouth drool and I love it! and can we please talk about the cover thouuuuuuu?

I could've giving this book four stars, if it was longer and get to see The Agency downfall, I would've love to see it. Overall this book was a true pleasure to read and enjoyed it! I hope Faye decided to write something for Binaca, I would be sooo thrilled to see it!
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Char Davis.
502 reviews7 followers
June 25, 2019
Simone came home to the shoebox size apartment she shared with her friend and room mate.But as she looked she saw designer luggage and she was dressed in clothes that would pay their rent for a year.She asked her what was going on and she said she got a hibernation amazing money when Simone started trying got pin her down she was trying to be evasive.She finally told her that she would sleep with a man the Agency sent her to seduce collect his sperm and take the collected container to them and get a check for $100,000.00_Simone said is that even legal.?She gave Simone the card told her to think about it and then call if she was serious .Simone had been at this same club everyday for the last five days it was time to act.She was supposed to seduce Knox a billionaire one of the youngest in the country.What his pretty little thief doesn't know is that he knows what the Agency does it wasn't the first time women had tried to get close to him.But the different thing is he wants this pretty little thief .He's going to seduce her and then marry her she's his and he's going to shutdown this agency that takes advantage of young women that are desperate .They take advantage of them to line their greedy pockets .Will Simone fall in love with Knox?Will she agree to marry him?Will she help him take down the Agency ?There are twists and turns to this story that will keep you riveted until the very last page and leave you begging for more.I love the way this amazing author brings the characters to life before your eyes and makes you feel their emotions and their pain.
1,865 reviews
June 24, 2019
A romantic read that is impossible to put down once started….
Simone is a girl that is from Louisiana and she is full of dreams and expectations and a lust for life and the good things that it holds, she decides that moving to the Big Apple New York would be more to her liking however she had not realised how very different the life and the people would be in this large and at times unfriendly city.
She hears of a company that uses girls to capture rich men by attracting them into their beds and then they actually retrieved sperm and used it to get pregnant and then they use this fact to get money from these very rich and very desperate men, I received this book with the understanding that I could leave a voluntary and honest review.
Knox has had his eye on Simone since the very first night he saw her at his club she is very different from the usual women that are after what they can get so he is somewhat curious, he has already decided that he wants her but he is curious to discover what her move will be, will she come to him and be honest or will he have to encourage her?
This was a very interesting read with a lot of ups and downs and the dance between the two main characters keep you guessing and reading so that you can discover the final outcome.
I voluntarily received and review an Advanced Reader Copy
I thoroughly enjoyed the book and look forward to reading any future publications; keep up all the great writing.
Profile Image for Jenny Harris.
3,513 reviews25 followers
June 24, 2019
I received this book with the understanding that I could leave a voluntary and honest review.

In this book we meet Simone and Knox Carmichael. Simone is a girl who came from Louisiana with big dreams not realizing how much it cost to live those dreams in New York City. So when her roommate tells her she is moving out right away she wonders how that is possible. She learns about The Agency from her ex-roommate. They are a company that hires girls to go to very rich men and somehow retrieve their sperm and bring it back fro them to put into other women to get pregnant by. Is it legal not really but Simone really needs the money. Knox has been watching her since the first night she came to his club. He knows he wants her he just has to wait for her to come to him. He knows he is almost done with this waiting game though. Can these two find that they are more to each other than what they seem or will the truth bury them before they begin?

This is another amazing story from the author. It does have its ups and downs I really want to tell you about. However I don't wan to ruin it for any other readers. I will tell you this book has some twist to it you will never see coming. There is so much I want to tell you bout this book and I really wish I could. I will say make sure you grab you copy today this is a must read. I would highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.
Profile Image for Lauren.
6,103 reviews50 followers
July 16, 2019
First things first; I love the cover of this book!
This story is short, fast paced and an enjoyable read. I read this book in one sitting and was satisfied throughout. I found the writing style easy to follow, the characters loveable and the storyline enjoyable. I cannot say to much without giving the whole story away so I will keep this short.
Simone is an eighteen-year-old young woman living in a new city – New York. She is barely keeping her head above water and hates her job. When her roommate ups and leaves, she is also left with an interesting yet risky job proposition. What she doesn’t know is that she will meet the love of her life during her first job/assignment.
Knox Carmichael is a thirty-year-old billionaire. Used to having gold-diggers after him, Knox sees something different in Simone when he sees her. Knox isn’t stupid, he knows what Simone is up to and what she is after. Rather than be mad, he uses it to his advantage and uses it to get the woman he has fallen for.
The chemistry between Knox and Simone is clear to see and I loved them together. The passion they had for one another was through the roof.
One of my favourite lines in this story was ‘’ Marry me, love’’ ‘’Marry me and be my fucking queen’’.
The storyline for this book is easy to follow and an enjoyable read.
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