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"Fantastic!" --the actual Jeff Goldblum (for real)

The essential companion for any fan of Jeff Goldblum, Hollywood's most beloved and otherworldly icon

You like Jeff Goldblum. We like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McClory really likes Jeff Goldblum.

So lie back, Jurassic Park-style, and prepare to enjoy The Goldblum Variations, a collection of stories, musings, puzzles, and games b
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Paperback, 96 pages
Published October 22nd 2019 by Penguin Books
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    Release date: Oct 21, 2019
    “Fantastic!” —the actual Jeff Goldblum (for real)

    You like Jeff Goldblum. We like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McClory really likes Jeff Goldblum.<
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    Jennifer ~ TarHeelReader
    Oct 19, 2019 rated it really liked it
    A few thoughts on this treat of a read: funny, insightful, and entertaining, The Goldblum Variations is a zany novella full of fun. The author is a fan of the man herself, and you can feel the love emanating from the pages.

    I received a complimentary copy from the publisher.

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    Erin Cataldi
    Nov 10, 2019 rated it it was ok
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    Fucking weird. I don't know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't this. There were a few laugh out loud moments, but really I was almost creeped out by a lot of it. Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe it. From Jeff Goldblum Bingo to transcripts of Jeff Golblum cooking, to jobs that Jeff Goldblum could do, to his past lives. It was freaking weird. All of it came out of Helen McClory's head and even though it was all made up some of it felt "right" and all of it felt wrong, lol. A quick ...more
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    Delightful! Somehow not at all what I was expecting and exactly what I was expecting. It’s short. Just read it. You’ll see.
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    Helen McClory lives in Edinburgh and grew up between there and the isle of Skye. Her first collection, On the Edges of Vision, was published by Queen's Ferry Press in August 2015 and won the Saltire First Book of the Year 2015. Her second collection, Mayhem & Death, was written for the lonely and published in March 2018.

    There is a moor and a cold sea in her heart.