Girl let me save you the damn trouble bc I didn’t even finish this pile of shit and y’all shouldn’t start it.
This shit was one star and five fucking tomatoes.
All the other reviews fooled the hell outta me. 4.4 stars?? I said, why not. It’s gonna be good, right?
Nah.
Very, very early on, I realized I clearly am not the target audience for this book because all these mfs are dumb as hell.
I was like, oh childhood lovers? Rekindled love? Sounds sweet. I’d love to read.
Bitch! When I tell you, within 24 hours of them meeting again AFTER 12 FUCKING YEARS, the woman (girl I don’t remember any damn name in this book - I just remember the Cooks and the Bakers. Now ask me who’s who? G*nshot to my head, bitch I’d be dead). Anyway, the woman meets the man again after 12 years and tells him leaving him (like literally ran away like a thief in the night, girl) was the biggest mistake of her life and she wants to give them another chance.
And what did that bobblehead ass man do? Try to “call her bluff” and say, “if you’re really serious about us, you’ll marry me — right fucking now. Let’s go to the courthouse.”
…
Bitch huh???
And this woman said yes!!
Mind you, these mfs haven’t even been within the same STATE LINES in TWELVE FUCKING YEARS.
In 24 fucking hours, they are in the same room for the first time in over a decade — don’t even have any actual conversation, mind you, just jump straight to the ultimatum and then move in together to this hazardous house that the man is rebuilding.
It was screaming, belting really, extreme caucasity.
And, really, it’s my bad for taking the word of a bunch of middle-aged white women who are living vicariously through these characters.
If I could give it zero stars, I would.