The Book of Horrible Questions: Everyone Has a Price-What's Yours?

by Mike Smith

Smith and Doe, the anonymous authors of What Men Don't Want Women to Know , are at it again! This time they explore the vulgar, absurd, and uncivilized facets of temptation and just how sick and twisted are your personal ethics?

For one million dollars, would you eat a human foot (with the bone removed)?

If nobody ever knew, would you have wild sex with your teenage baby-sitter?

For $7.5 million, would you allow your mate to be kidnapped and held prisoner for one year with only the most basic amenities (no physical or sexual harm will come to them)?

If you had to pick one, would you rather have your child born with a genetic birth defect that causes one of his legs to be half the size of the other, or have your child born in perfect health, but twenty other children will be born with the defect?

For $12,500, would you take a bite out of the urinal puck in a public bathroom?

Dare to answer Smith and Doe's shocking, depraved, despicable questions honestly...no one will ever know.

Genres: Humor

144 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 1999

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Reviews

[Jenn]

I used to like bringing this book to work. The questions in it are truly horrible and terrible. They are things that you hope would never ever happen. Things you hope to never have to choose from. Regardless of how much money they plan to give you. Nor for the faint hearted.

[Nick]

While some of the questions were cringe-inducing, and some of the references were a little dated, I enjoyed this book. It made me look deep down into my soul to try to find the price tag. I would definitely recommend it.

[Cristina]

I love this book. I don't know about you, but I would definitely lick the underside of a toilet seat for $5,000.