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The Fantasiser

4.07  ·  Rating details ·  15 ratings  ·  12 reviews
Warning: Explicit content

When Ileana Wolf agreed to attend an exclusive masquerade party with her friend, she never imagined it would turn into her wildest dreams.

Not all meets the eye when she discovers the truth about the exemplary guests and why she had been invited. Can she keep her provocative imagination to herself or will someone take advantage?

Ileana cannot resist
Kindle Edition, 32 pages
Published March 18th 2019 by EJ Wood
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Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Fans of erotic comedy

Warning explicit content. This little short read is just a light hearted belly busting stress release. I can see why Wood wrote it during a stressful time in her life. I'm delighted Wood is British, the brits can be very humorous at times so the tongue-in-cheek erotic humor was exactly as she described; some comedic stress release. Heck, we all need some of that now and then.

I read this as soon as it became available. Having read another book by this author, I knew I would enjoy this o
Susan Sarandon
Apr 06, 2019 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: anyone open minded that loves a good laugh
Recommended to Susan by: a friend
One of the funniest things I have read in a very long time.
Arthur Pap
Apr 16, 2019 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: Erotic fantasy lovers
I learnt a few things in this book! I'm a big fan of Wood, this is my second book by this author.
She tells a wonderful erotic story that was so much fun to read. I am a big fan of her writing and read this in one day. I couldn't put it down.

Ileana is a funny character that does far too much thinking, her overactive imagination is like the girl of my dreams!

A very light hearted funny short read.
Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  (Review from the author)
Today we are going to discover all about your vagina.

The Fantasiser - well what can I say? It's a fantasy. Nothing is real. If you are squeamish or prudish, maybe this just isn't for you. Just a bit of fun.

A funny erotic fantasy short story.
Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing
This was a fab short read. I laughed and laughed and learnt a few things too! What a crack. I'd recommend this read to anyone that wants a laugh and enjoys erotica. ...more
Michael crowell
Apr 10, 2019 rated it liked it
This story has some of the most colorful language i have ever read the writer did a great deal of research or is a chronic masturbater only she know's. ...more
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Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing
WTF I spent 0.83p on this and spent the rest of the day wetting myself laughing. Exactly as the title says, a fantasy! I found it hilarious! So bad it's good! ...more
Gave in after several people had recommended it. This was hands down one of the crudest yet funniest things I have ever read in my life! It's perverted, disturbing, grotesque, shocking and absolutely brilliant! A definite read if you are needed a laugh. Kudos to Wood for having a sense of humour :D ...more
Apr 13, 2019 rated it it was ok
The flow of the dreamy writing style kind of works, but this book is not for dudes. One for the ladies me thinks.
Mar 31, 2020 rated it really liked it
More of a book for the girls but I found it hilarious. What a perverse imagination you have EJ
Apr 30, 2019 rated it it was amazing
A quick funny erotic read.
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You had me at “Most of the guests here are psychotic gang bangers anyway!”
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E.J. Wood is a thriller writer from England.
Although British born, she now resides in Spain, speaks English and Spanish and is currently learning German.

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