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The Fantasiser

4.07  ·  Rating details ·  14 ratings  ·  10 reviews
Warning: Explicit content

When Ileana Wolf agreed to attend an exclusive masquerade party with her friend, she never imagined it would turn into her wildest dreams.

Not all meets the eye when she discovers the truth about the exemplary guests and why she had been invited. Can she keep her provocative imagination to herself or will someone take advantage?

Ileana cannot resist
Kindle Edition, 32 pages
Published March 18th 2019 by EJ Wood
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Susan Sarandon
Apr 06, 2019 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: anyone open minded that loves a good laugh
Recommended to Susan by: a friend
One of the funniest things I have read in a very long time.
Bookgirl Book Blogger
Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: Fans of erotic comedy
I read this as soon as it became available. Having read another book by this author, I knew I would enjoy this one. The Fantasiser is just that; a fantasy. This book is so dirty, crass and kinky I felt like a perv just reading it! It got better and better. A laugh out loud belly busting laugh. If 3somes, breasts, lesbians and old perverts offends you, do not read this book!
Arthur Pap
Apr 16, 2019 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: Erotic fantasy lovers
I learnt a few things in this book! I'm a big fan of Wood, this is my second book by this author.
She tells a wonderful erotic story that was so much fun to read. I am a big fan of her writing and read this in one day. I couldn't put it down.

Ileana is a funny character that does far too much thinking, her overactive imagination is like the girl of my dreams!

A very light hearted funny short read.
E.J. Wood
Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  (Review from the author)
Shelves: lesbian-erotica
Today we are going to discover all about your vagina.

The Fantasiser - well what can I say? It's a fantasy. Nothing is real. If you are squeamish or prudish, maybe this just isn't for you. Perverts galore where anything goes.

A funny erotic fantasy short story.
Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing
This was a fab short read. I laughed and laughed and learnt a few things too! What a crack. I'd recommend this read to anyone that wants a laugh and enjoys erotica.
Michael crowell
Apr 10, 2019 rated it liked it
This story has some of the most colorful language i have ever read the writer did a great deal of research or is a chronic masturbater only she know's.
Nick Hall
Mar 19, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Exactly as the title says, a fantasy! I found it very funny.
Apr 13, 2019 rated it it was ok
The flow of the dreamy writing style kind of works, but this book is not for dudes. One for the ladies me thinks.
Apr 30, 2019 rated it it was amazing
A quick funny erotic read.
Mar 31, 2020 rated it really liked it
More of a book for the girls but I found it hilarious. What a perverse imagination you have EJ
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Just a storyteller!
E.J. Wood likes to write about dark, twisted people who do dark, twisted things whether the setting is a modern day thriller or a historical fiction.

Her debut into the writing world was her psychological romantic thriller Beyond the Pale.
Beyond the Pale's sequel is Silence is Golden which is still a work in progress

She is also the author of the erotic short story "The Fantasi

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