Joan Rivers (born Joan Sandra Molinsky) was an American comedian, actress, talk show host, businesswoman, and celebrity. She was known for her brash manner and loud, raspy voice with a heavy metropolitan New York accent. Rivers was the National Chairwoman of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation and is a board member of God's Love We Deliver. Like the ground-breaking Phyllis Diller, Rivers' act relied heavily on poking fun at herself. A typical Rivers joke about her unattractiveness: "I used to stand by the side of the road with a sign: 'Last girl before freeway.'"
Read long, long ago, and completely forgotten. In fact, I confused this with the movie Rabbit Test and have always thought I read the novel the film was based on ... but since it doesn't exist, this must have been the Joan Rivers' book I read as a child, at least the subject matter is the same, so it tracks. Borrowed it from the Richmond Public Library, a beloved safe space as a child, where they knew me well enough to order books I wanted! How I miss them.
I met Ms. Rivers a few years later at Sea World, where during a bit of a dry spell she was their celebrity let's-feed-Shamu sort of guest. She was sitting behind us in the bleachers, and I told her I'd liked her book, but she didn't seem enthused about chatting with a strange child on the subject.
(Note: I'm a writer, so I suffer when I offer fewer than five stars. But these aren't ratings of quality, they're a subjective account of how much I liked the book: 5* = an unalloyed pleasure from start to finish, 4* = really enjoyed it, 3* = readable but not thrilling, 2* = disappointing, and 1* = hated it.)