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Kindle Edition
Published March 1, 2019
Stay low. Don't get close






He was fucking hilarious, both unintentionally and strategically.

is absolute perfection. 
You give off a total bitch vibe, but I don't believe you actually are one. And I find it sexy as fuck how you blush every time I walk in to Lane's office.
Especially Sierra, she's an extra shit jerk.

Smitty couldn't count on both hands how many Medicare quips he'd heard over the last few years or how many times he'd heard Wesson ask Ryan if he was ready for dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.
"You're not gonna be good when your balls are too old and shriveled up to make baby Dicks, Richard."

"If I wasn't married and painfully heterosexual, I would totally make out with you."

"And now I suppose you're going to tell me that A-T-F stands for something too?" Wesson asked sarcastically as he pulled off the highway and onto a forest service road.
Smitty laughed. "Yeah, dipshit. It stands for 'ass-to-face'," he said as seriously as he could.

Any spectator watching him knew he'd found exactly what he was looking for when he smiled at Anne.
Annnnnd there go your panties.

Stay low. Don't get… oh, fuck off.
Anne was tired of not having fun.
Nobody blames you, buddy. You were caught between a rock and a hard on.

And his department had a rule: no booty on duty.
"Dammit. I was trying to be smooth."
"I'm laying here completely naked and ready for you. Trust me. I think you're pretty smooth."

"You guys are lying. It totally smells like grass and ass in this shed."
"Oh god. Is that a code word or some kind of euthanasia for sex or something?"

"How on earth did this turn from 'I'm nervous to meet your parents' to 'Wesson has a huge dick'?"
"If it's a good reason, just let guy-bons be guy-bons, man"
"This has been my ball sweat and tears since Molly was arrested."

"Holy shit, you were not lying. That man is a tree."
"If I were single, I'd climb that."

She was not at all clear on how that cat was going to be the ring bearer.
Kobe Michael was a dick.

