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Strategy: Bring the hottest fake boyfriend on the planet.
Target: Grady Rock. Master Baker. Dimples. Muscles. The unicorn of fake boyfriends.
Complication: Wyatt Morgan. My brother's best friend. My sworn enemy. Military man. Sexy as hell single dad. The man I let into my panties for one night of hot hate sex after my ex dumped me.
And the man who just scared off that perfect fake boyfriend.
By pretending to be my real boyfriend.
I can roll with this though. What’s the harm in Flirting with the Frenemy if it helps me get the job done?
Complete my mission and move on.
Or so I thought.
Until Wyatt kisses me again and I start feeling things I shouldn't.
The thing about weddings...nothing ever goes as planned.
Flirting with the Frenemy is a rollicking fun romantic comedy featuring a single dad military man, an irritatingly attractive blast from his past, pirates, cursing parrots, and a wedding gone wild. It stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers.
272 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 1, 2019
When I rule the world, peppermint crunch ice cream will be available all year long, because assholes who break people's hearts don't restrict their assholery and heart-breaking to Christmas.
Who taught you to hold a pool cue, a blind monkey?
I don't run without a heavy duty sports bra and my ass could squash a supermodel, but I won't apologize for being built like a woman.
Wyatt and Ellie, sitting in a tree. A-W-K-W-aaaarrr-ding!
… a corsage? A coriander? A makes-a-man speechless?
"You better be good to her, or I'll slice your nuts off with my pirate sword and tie a cannonball to your ankles and shoot you over the mountains."
"Can you take out the screen and shake it and make it work again?" she says desperately.
"It's not a fucking Etch-a-Sketch."
"QUIT FUCKING MY SISTER'S MOUTH, YOU ASSHOLE!"
The men are dressed as pirates, but the women are a dog, a monkey, and a parrot.
"Do you think that one uses bad words?" Tucker asks me while he points.
"No, that's a random kid he kidnapped with candy and donuts yesterday, but he's cute, so we're making him an official pirate with us."
This morning, I woke up to a message from him that he couldn't ask for a better boyfriend for his sister, except maybe Levi, because his ass is nice than mine.
"Have you met your brother? He licks his players for luck."
A Beck Ryder huh can mean anything from you're in my seat to clogged the toilet again to oh, good, meatloaf leftovers.
"I thought of you while I masturbated last week and then I ran over a squirrel."
“Ellie Ryder and me?
We mix as well as water and lava.”