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4.12  ·  Rating details ·  17 ratings  ·  12 reviews
Holiday stress has never been this hot.

Meet Florence: I’ve done this before, looking for a partner or soul mate or someone-to-grow-to-love, and you know what? I’m done with that. Honestly. I’m just looking for some casual sex. All I’m interested in is a one-night stand, or several—not all of them with you. Just making it clear that I’m interested in playing with multiple
Kindle Edition, 364 pages
Published December 3rd 2018 by GENRES were made to be BROKEN
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Linda (un)Conventional Bookworms
4.5 stars

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I loved this steamy, humorous novel! And I think I loved it more because there were some more serious themes that were tackled as well - there was more than romance, more than building a new relationship. And the secondary characters also brought a lot to the story.
Becky Baldridge
Dec 07, 2018 rated it really liked it
So, I went into this one with some misconceptions - kind of. I expected humor, and I certainly found that. I honestly couldn't tell you how many times I laughed out loud while reading this book. I also expected it be a lighthearted read, but the level of angst and emotion made it so much more than what I assumed. This is my first experience with this author, and I'll admit the writing style threw me a bit at first. At times, it even seemed choppy and abrupt, but then it clicked. People don't alw ...more
Jennifer Pierson
Dec 08, 2018 rated it really liked it
This was my first foray into M. Jane Colette's world, and I found myself laughing quite a bit throughout All Four Scandalous Episodes. There's Florence, who's just looking for something casual. Then there's Will, newly divorced, and just their meeting messages are something else. They're both broken people, who keep gravitating towards each other throughout the year, when it was just supposed to be a hookup, but it was realistic, and so hilarious much of the time. At first it took me a bit to re ...more
Tasha Talks Books Blog
Dec 08, 2018 rated it really liked it
This book had me laughing and shaking my head at the same time. I don't know how I feel about the book as a whole, because there were some parts that made me go....UGH WTF! But this book will suck you in and you will have to know how it ends up. The characters were pretty awesome and fun to read about. Florence made me want to b**** slap her a few times. I loved me some Will, and I just did not like him for Florence. Without me being giving away anything, Will totally deserves to be with me. IJS ...more
Paola Galindo
Dec 03, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I fell in love with the characters right away, more easily with Will but once I got to know Florence better, I liked her a lot too. I love the way M. Jane Colette writes. She has a fantastic way of making the dark side of people’s lives super interesting and even funny. Her books feel so real to me. I also loved how this book had two different point of views. Overall a quick and very entertaining read.
Dec 11, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I always enjoy work by Colette. It is always surprising and funny and real. This was no exception. The two main characters show up flaws and all right from the beginning. Those flaws become more understandable and the characters more sympathetic as the story progresses. Especially Florence. No one dimensional people here. I also love the diversity of the characters and the vivid authenticity of the mess that is human emotion and relationships.
Spunky N Sassy
Dec 16, 2018 rated it really liked it
Spunky N Sassy Rating: 4.0

~~~~~~~~~~Lindsey's ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review~~~~~~~~~~

This book was fantastic! I went into it not knowing what to expect. I think that’s the best part of a book. This book is a must read!
Dec 11, 2018 rated it it was amazing

After reading the blurb I went in expecting this to be a funny lighthearted read and while it was funny it was also emotional and shanty but entirely real and I loved it. This was a new to me author but I'll definitely be grabbing more for this author in the future!
Brandee (un)Conventional Bookworms
My first read from M. Jane Colette and she had me laughing, tearing up, needing some ice water ;), and thinking. Text Me, Cupid was a fun read that also dealt with some more serious topics in unique ways. I'm eager to read more from her!

Nov 30, 2018 rated it really liked it
"Thank you Netgalley and the publisher for the advance copy of this book, in exchange for an honest review."

Loved this book very much. It had just enough sweet, sexy romance and the storyline was great! I recommend!
Lindsey Kramer
Dec 11, 2018 rated it really liked it
This book was absolutely hilarious! I found myself laughing out loud and getting weird looks from people for doing it. This book was sexy and swoonworthy as well!
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