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Can't Tie Me Down!

(Sinclair Sisters #1)

4.14  ·  Rating details ·  221 ratings  ·  37 reviews
There aren't many jobs available in the tiny village of Arness, Scotland, which is why Mairi Sinclair works online — as a virtual girlfriend. For a weekly fee, she emails, messages and sends photos to desk-bound geeks around the world. Nothing dodgy, mind you, she keeps her clothes on! Mairi loves her job, because the last thing she wants is to be tied down to one man fore ...more
Kindle Edition, 196 pages
Published April 22nd 2018
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I've read and enjoyed this author's book before, and I do believe the trick with books with humor is to leave your mind behind and just enjoy which I couldn't fully do (possibly because I am slightly under the weather). Our heroine is a fake online girlfriend to geeks (it is all circumspect and not sleazy like online sex etc). However, she wakes up one morning to a nightmare someone posted on her board that she wants to get married and be wooed and now her fake boyfriends are on her doorstep woo ...more
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Actual Rating 4.5 Stars

Janet Elizabeth Henderson is an author I have recently started re – discovering (having read the Inventary series about a couple of years back!) when I was searching for new books to read – discovered her spin off series from Benson Security Series/b> – The Sinclair Sisters from Rage (you don’t need to read this one to understand this spin – off; but it might give you a finer understanding of the sisters and their relationships.) 

I promptly fell in love with Ms. Hende
Oct 11, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition

I read this one before the 4th benson book simply because I was truly annoyed at the fact that it was sideline characters who I didn’t much care about so I struggled to get into the story line. I skipped it and went straight for Mairi who has this amazing story and I definitely loved the characters and hope to see it branch into the geek World Series
Karen Cizek
Apr 25, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Fun, fun, fun!

I love romance books that have a different twist and this author manages that every time. The characters here are enjoyable to get to know, not TOO predictable and there are enough twists and turns to keep it interesting. And...there’s humor and fun throughout.
Mar 29, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: favorites
Janet Elizabeth Henderson is an excellent storyteller!! I love her witty, sexy, well written stories!! I turn to these books to put a smile on my face and in my heart!! THANK YOU!!
Anna Aurora
Jul 04, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Hi-la-ri-ous! Loved it!
4/5 stars
Rhonda Brant
May 13, 2019 rated it it was amazing
This is a new author for me, and I absolutely loved this book! Thankfully I didn’t let the prologue dissuade me from the rest of the story, because what this author did with the characters in this book was nothing short of incredible. It has it all, a unique storyline, hysterical characters, a sassy Scottish woman, and a hot ex boyfriend that makes you swoon just by imagining his biceps! I literally laughed my way throughout this book, something I wasn’t expecting, but so glad it did. Mairi is a ...more
This book kind of crept up on me. I was enjoying it, it was funny, I loved Keir, the hero, and his longing to finally get another chance with Mairi after totally screwing up previously. But there were a few things holding me back from full on love. I didn't understand why Keir didn't just tell Mairi the truth about why he left her the previous time they were together, but really, the main thing holding me back was Mairi. She just seemed so stubborn and impulsive that I kind of wanted to slap som ...more
Cristina Menchu
Apr 26, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
The Geeks Have Landed

I love all of The books in this series and will read all of the spinoffs JEH can think of!
Mairi has been working as an online girlfriend to geeks who pay for her services. Keir has been trying to get Mairi to acknowledge him for 2 years. Her website gets hacked and Keir’s chance to convince Mairi to give him a second chance begins.

Mairi and Keir have a long history together and sometimes it’s frustrating to see them apart because of something they could’ve talked through.
Helen Manning
Apr 27, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Super book. The beginning of the Sinclair sisters Trilogy and it starts with a bang. Mairi works at being a “fake” online girlfriend for 30 or so “geek” guys which teaches them social skills and how to interact with women and enables her to help support her family of which she is fiercely proud. Years before the love of her life; Keir, had to leave her on their most important night to rescue his troubled younger brother and keep him out of jail. Keir ended up doing a year in jail and losing his ...more
Nov 03, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I liked Mairi the least in “Rage”, because I don’t usually like dumb characters. In this book, she seems a bit nutty in a fun way, but not dumb.

Keir takes everything she stirs up in stride, and is doing his best to make up for hurting her when they were together years before.

When a hacker taps into her fake girlfriend site and posts for her that she wants to get married, all her geeky fake beaus show up to woo her. Keir becomes her protector, and they go about their days with 30 potential groo
May 10, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Loved this fun story. So much so that I think Mairi's online job held real merit. As for Mairi herself, what a great character - totally flawed but so likable with her grumpy morning persona (I can relate), quirky dress sense and flaming, out of control hair. Keir - well what is not to like. He is every romance readers dream alpha - strong and opinionated but with a caring soft spot under those abs of steel.

As for the supporting cast, they are very well done. That Wookie has a story to tell.
Mar 15, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
In Can't Tie Me Down, Mairi finds herself in a real-life version of the Bachelorette, unintentionally. I loved how Keir steps in immediately to help her and try to win her heart, too. This story is sweet, spicy, and laugh-out-loud funny! I love the humor and the family relationships you get in any Janet Elizabeth Henderson novel and this is no exception. Solid writing, engaging characters, and beautiful love story. The only problem I had with this story, was I wish it were longer! But, I'm sure ...more
Lauri Tribbey
Apr 29, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition

Mairi Sinclair is not your average run of the mill girlfriend. Oh no she's a virtual girlfriend to 30 geeks. Her virtual reality becomes reality when someone hacks her web page and informs her 30 boyfriend's she wants to get married. The chaos begins when all 30 show up on her doorstep seeking her hand in marriage. To make matters worse her ex boyfriend is determined to win her back. Once again Janet Elizabeth Henderson delivers another side splitting hilarious romantic comedy. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
E-buk Reader
Mar 08, 2019 rated it it was ok
Rating: 2.5

Mairi first appeared in Rage, a truly delightful book, and I was so looking forward to her story, especially since she has quite an unusual job. She also had some zingy one-liners in that book.

This book started out all right, but then something happened quite early on which made me dislike Mairi. (view spoiler)

After the b

Laurie Cole
Apr 29, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Dating Sites Beware

I loved this book I'm so glad we get to meet the Sinclair Sisters, they came to us in the 3rd Benson Security book,and they are characters. I love the way Janet Elizabeth Henderson brings her people to life, she puts you smack dab in the middle of her stories, you feel like you can reach out and touch them,and me the men in this book make you want to touch them and more...You will not be disappointed when you read this book,or any of her other books.
Jennifer Johnson
Can't Stop Smiling

This book is so fun that you can't help but have a silly grin on your face as you read it. The story is so unique and full of entertainment, laughs and steamy hot sex. I definitely recommend this book as well as all of Janet Elizabeth Henderson's other books as well. They are all very well written, with lots of humor and of course hot sex that can steam up a room. I truly love every single book of hers and hope you do too.
Nancy Gamez
May 13, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Funny wonderful book

Mairi is an virtual girlfriend to geeks. Keir and Mairi were a couple until he went to jail to cover for his brother. She gets hacked and the boyfriends think Mairi wants to get married. Keir and Mairi are still in love with each other. It is a cute story that made me laugh very much.
May 12, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: favorites
This story has everything I love about Janet Elizabeth Henderson's books: a brilliant cast of quirky small-town characters (stubborn Scots included), witty dialogue, all the feels, ensuing hilarity, all wrapped up in an over-the-top-but-making-way-too-much-sense story arc.
Plus adorkable geeks aplenty.

When does the next book in the series come out???

6/5 Wookiee stars
Oct 31, 2018 rated it it was amazing
So funny with quirky, likable characters. I was relieved to find that the online boyfriend relationships were quite sweet, innocent and not phone sex. Whew! I'm looking forward to stories about Agnes and Donna.
Sam~OTT Alpha Male Addict~
Janet always does it for me!

When I'm in the mood to read some seriously funny rom-coms, I read one of her amazing books. Seriously, Janet is one of my "can shit on paper and i'd still read it" authors!
Kelley Marie
Mar 17, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Fake dating thirty guys turns into a mess when the heroine’s website is hacked, and the guys think she’s looking for a husband. Hilarious book. Sweet/frustrating relationships. Several steamy sex scenes, but generally a sweet story about enduring love and relationships.
Jun 21, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Loved It

I absolutely love her stories. It’s so hard to find modern day Scottish love stories, but she nails it each time! You don’t just find love within the pages, you find tons of laughter too!
Mar 11, 2019 rated it really liked it
An original premise - fake online girlfriend - gets hacked and the small Scottish town of Arness is invaded by her online boyfriends. I did not find this quite as LOL funny as the Invertary or Benson Security books, but it had me grinning nearly throughout. Some moving scenes.
Leni Rayburn
May 01, 2019 rated it did not like it
Rating =0. After embarking on a implausible plot line which I really tried, but failed to enjoy, the author spins into too many pages of an unnecessarily explicit sexual encounter. It was a bookbub selection which I dearly hope was a freebie!
Mary Burrows
Couldn’t hold interest. Cute premise. Heroine dumb, hero one dimensional.
May 10, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Apr 30, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
April Neal
Nov 06, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Awesome book

So loved this story. Funny, cute, adventure and great love. It had it all, and I love the bi-play between siblings.
Mar 09, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Scared my dog!

Yup, sitting here flipping pages and laugh out loud spooked the furry guy. This has great characters, makes me want to live in Scotland, and to release my inner geek.
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