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Merry Kinkmas

A Holiday Menage

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When the local swingers' club throws a M�nage Night Before Xmas party for charity, Roxie learns that scrumptious blue-collar worker Evan Johnston will be playing doctor...Evan is playing doctor and he wants a certain special fantasy lady to be his Christmas Eve patient...he's also offering her an erotic sensual exam-along with a sizzling m�nage e trois.Roxie is desperate to be Evan's Christmas Eve patient. Dressed in a Santa hat, red latex body suit and a cute pair of mistletoe earrings, she knows there's no better way to intimately get to know the guy who's stolen her heart than by stealing some sexy kisses under the mistletoe and hopping on the gyno table for the hottest physical of her life.Please note: A Holiday Menage was previously published as Let's Get Physical by another publisher.

122 pages, Paperback

First published December 1, 2010

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Jan Springer

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New York Times & USA Today Best Selling Author Jan Springer writes erotic romances exclusively for Spunky Girl Publishing. Past publishers include Ellora's Cave, Totally Bound, Siren Bookstrand and Pocket Books. She lives near Minden, Ontario in Canada

Jan enjoys gardening, hiking, kayaking, reading and writing. She is a member of the Writers Union of Canada and the Romance Writers of America.

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118 reviews74 followers
October 15, 2018
E dopo i rustici cowboy, abbiamo i magazzinieri congestionati.

Benvenuti nel magico mondo del fetish medico di Natale, dove potrai vincere anche tu una visita ginecologica sexy! io da questi non mi farei nemmeno cambiare una lampadina...

Allora, essendo questo il quarto (sì, ho il gusto dell'orrido) libro che mi leggo di Jan Springer, posso iniziare a tracciare un profilo della tipa: il suo uomo ideale deve essere dell'Ontario, vivere in una fattoria, essere alla ricerca della donna che manderà avanti la casa (abbiamo visto troppe volte Sette spose per sette fratelli vero?), indossare un cappello idiota in intimità (che sia quello da cowboy o quello da Babbo Natale poco importa, l'importante è che abbia la testa coperta), e infilarle oggetti nel culo.

Un paio di cose che non ho capito, gentile signora Springer:
1. com'è che sei in grado di nominare correttamente tutte le parti dell'organo maschile, ma per quello femminile si usa quasi esclusivamente la parola "patata"?

2. farsi fare la qualunque da semi sconosciuti, compreso l'ex marito della coinquilina, è normale, ma il bacio con la lingua è troppo intimo e quindi non si fa?! ma sei seria?!

3. cito testualmente (si parla di un'asta di beneficenza vera eh, non pensate male. c'è anche "l'asta congestionata" dell'operaio, ma è due righe più sopra): "L'asta era ora contesa tra la coppia Evan e Brody e due tipi calvi. Omoni calvi che sembrano orsacchiotti coccolosi. Li ha visti prima ballare con Gina. I tre sembravano avere fatto amicizia, ridevano insieme come vecchi amici. Quella era un'altra cosa che le piaceva di Gina: la facilità con cui faceva nuovi amici" . Eeeeeehh sì, in un locale di scambisti questa cerca amici con cui andare a prendere il thé alle 17.00. come no...

4. Lui e lei si sono innamorati la prima volta che si sono incrociati nella fabbrica di camper dove lavorano, ma sono troppo timidi per chiedere all'altro un normale appuntamento. Quale miglior occasione quindi, per rompere il ghiaccio, che beccarsi in un locale di scambisti per un bellissimo menage a trois? aaahhh l'amore e i suoi luoghi prediletti!
Pirla io che pensavo che il modo normale di conoscersi fosse al bar, ad un concerto, ad una mostra...

Voglio invece fare un appello ai traduttori: io capisco che siete costretti a tradurre questa spazzatura, però il termine "stantuffamento/stantuffare" è proprio pessimo da leggere eh, ma proprio tanto! Non usatelo più per cortesia, è orribile!
670 reviews9 followers
November 12, 2017
On my GOD! *Fans self*, that was so hot. I want one, no seriously, where do I sign up? I'm sold on this concept, where do I have to go to find a hot sexy man who's head over heels for me who doesn't mind sharing?

The perfect balance of sweet and red hot passion, this story is a page turner (you know... if it wasn't audio and therefore had pages).

The narration is exactly what the book needed, the tension and emotions of the story were conveyed perfectly and the character voices were excellent.

I received a free copy of this book from the author and/or narrator and/or publisher in exchange for an honest review.
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351 reviews
December 7, 2017
AUDIOBOOK VERSION:

This was a hot quickie- MFM- It is hard with short story but I felt this one quickly got me connecting with the characters. It was well written, hot as all get out and a fun read. Narration was amazing- Lacy always gives a great performance. I would like to read more on this one!
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4,408 reviews2 followers
January 1, 2017
Fun but a very short read I wish the book was longer so that you could get to know the characters better and have more of romance all you get is intimacy.
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5,552 reviews177 followers
May 12, 2011
It’s almost Christmas and the local swinger’s club is hosting a medical fetish night. This gives Evan Johnson the opportunity to bid on Roxie, who’s been on his want list for some time.

Let’s Get Physical isn’t an erotic romance per se, more erotica with a happy ending so it might not be to all reader’s tastes. However, if you like a story with down to earth and very true to life characters it’s worth checking out.

It’s smoldering hot, there’s a ménage a trios with another man and anal sex but having said that it’s all done in a very sensual way. From the outset of this story you know that Roxie and Evan are meant to be a couple even when the other man does get involved.

Evan comes across as sweet and you’re happy he’s the one Roxie ends up with. Dialogue is natural sounding and pacing fast. If you have twenty or thirty minutes to spare and enjoy a smoking hot story this might be for you.

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1,883 reviews13 followers
December 25, 2016
Nice!, liked it

A sweet and steamy holiday short MFM ménage story with a happy ending. I wasn't sure if I would like the gyno medical play theme. Evan and Brody's exam was more sensual with some light BDSM with nothing extreme. Both men were sweet, and made sure Roxie was comfortable and well pleasured. Evan and Roxie had been dancing around each other for weeks. It seems that Brody and his ex wife Gina, who is Roxie's friend worked a little something to get them together. All the characters are likeable. Would have liked a little epilogue. Would love for Gina and Brody to fin their happy ending. A fun fast and steamy story. I like these stories when time is short or in need of a quick mental health break.
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856 reviews79 followers
January 4, 2011
Hunter's Review

There isn’t all that much suspense about this well-written erotica. The main characters are both very clear that they want to sleep with each other from moment one in the book. However, it is the unique premise of the story that had me hooked and interested.

The love scenes are hot, sizzling hot, and I think readers who are looking for a whirlwind trip into hot sex then they will enjoy reading this book. It’s a fun time.


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