Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of

by Jeff Foxworthy

There's no such thing as too much redneck. And it's easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy's three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me:

bay - ou (bi-u), v. and n. to purchase for another. "I just walked right up to her and said, 'Hey darlin', lemme bayou a drink.' "

doo - dle (dud-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. "Don't even look at him, 'cuz that doodle kill you."

tor - toise (tort-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. "That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin'. "

Whether you're a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you'll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.

Genres: Humor, Nonfiction, Reference, Southern

384 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2005

About the author

American comedian, mostly known for his "you might be a redneck if" jokes.

Currently he is the presenter of the game show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader"

Reviews

[Reading Rediscovered]

This book had me laughing so many times, my sides hurt!
Jeff takes words I thought I knew and turns them completely inside out in ways that are so unique to his style of comedy. A great read for a gloomy day!

[Sneaky Dan]

Some of these definitions were a bit of a stretch…

[Courtney Chappell]

This book was an easy and entertaining read. I read it in like an hour. However, it wasn't as good as I was imagining it to be. I think Jeff Foxworthy in person (or on tv) is much better than this book. I won't be reading it again, but I might pick up one of his other books.

[Sara Goldenberg]

I'm not into dictionaries but gave this one a try. My mind did not change.

[Georgene]

I kept on slowly reading this in the hope that I would find it funny. But, alas, I did not. I gave it 2 stars only because some hard working person went to all the effort to find the words that sounded like the phrase Foxworthy was saying. The book itself was unimpressive.

[Jasper]

Loved It.

[Mike Kowis]

This short book contains a list of silly words that Foxworthy fans might enjoy, including groaners such as:
-debate, as in "Which worm we gonna use for debate?"
-license, as in "She ran over me with the pickup 3 days ago, and I ain't told a license."
-odor, as in "She's odor than dirt."

This book is probably best suited for teenagers. As an adult, I didn't laugh out loud very often.

[Linda]

Cute.

[Amanda Miller]

Made me and my husband laugh and laugh, it is a really good read if you need comedy you know in a small dose. :) well worth it glad it is in our collection!

[Dan Woods]

Jeff Foxworthy is awesome. This book may not be for everybody but if you’re a fan of Jeff Foxworthy then you will enjoy this book.

[Paul Pessolano]

“Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary” by Jeff Foxworthy, published by Villard.

Category – Humor Publication Date – September 26, 2006.

Many of us know Jeff Foxworthy from his series Blue Collar TV but few of us realize that he is the largest comedy-recording artist in history and has written over thirteen books. He is also the host of the TV game show, Are You Smarter Than A Sixth Grader.

His book, “Redneck Dictionary” is a humorous take on words that are used in the English language but may have a different meaning with a Southern dialect.

For Example:

Afar – There’s no sense being this cold, let’s build afar.

Bayou – I just walked right up to her and said, Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.

Censure – I’ll have another drink, censure payin’.

Debate – I don’t wanna argue no more ‘bout which worm we’re gonna use for debate.

and it goes on and on.

The book is full of good humor and is a very easy read and one that can be put down and picked up without losing your place or your train of thought.

[Suzanne]

This collection of redneck words had me laughing out loud. Being from Kentucky I know that an accent can really change a word. I even found that some of these things I actually say when I'm back at home. It's not because I'm slow or don't comprehend proper English, it's just a relaxed way of speaking. Some of my favorites:

*Acne
*Afar (definitely used this one)
*Bayou
*Beetle
*Doodle
*Geyser
*Kenya
*Sandwich

[Mike Dirksen]

This book was so much more funny than I remember the other ones being. Each letter of the alphabet having its own comedy gems. These comedic definitions were the funniest things they had on the old tv show that Jeff used to be on with Larry and Bill back in the 90s, and, for a younger reader who never saw the show this is the perfect chance to see Jeff at the top of his game, and for the long time fan it is a chance to relive how good their tv show and live performances used to be.

[Joe Sweeney]

If you are a fan of wordplay, then Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will certainly not disappoint.

This book is a unique and refreshing read as it explores new avenues of cleverness.

In a society where thought and wit are diminishing rapidly, make sure to appreciate the rare instances where they do arise.

[Molly]

I never thought I'd say this, but I guess Jeff has just gotten boring over the years. Either that, or it just isn't as good when you can't here his tones and inflections.

[Heather Denney]

While the humor was somewhat rude, and even cruel at times, this in general was good for a laugh or two with my friends.

[Alicia]

really funny!!!!!!

[Gemma]

Too funny.

"He doesn't take time for bathroom breaks, that's why there's a canopy in his truck". LOL!

[Veronic]

funny:)

[Mibelle Church]

mildly amusing

[Raving Redcoat]

A classic case of "More isn't better." While this might have worked as three separate books (as originally written), taken as a single volume the joke quickly wears itself thin.

[Kimberly Ann]

Hysterical

[Alexa]

Love Foxworthy,

[Leslie Weber]

Jeff Foxworthy is so hysterical! This book is too funny; I was laughing so hard.

[Ronald]

read SOMETIME in 2005

[Kate]

My redneck friend got it for me, and I have read pieces of it

[Laura Ostermeyer]

Hysterically funny! A great read to find yourself laughing out loud.