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Real Vamps Don't Drink O-Neg

3.19  ·  Rating details ·  137 Ratings  ·  22 Reviews
First Love Or First Bite? Although Sophie Hahn works as a paranormal researcher, she doesn't believe in ghosts, werewolves, or anything to do with the supernatural world. But when Sophie's boss is convinced that her best friend Dao is slowly being killed by a female vampire, her beliefs are put to the test. Sure Dao bears more than a passing resemblance to a walking skelet ...more
Paperback, 250 pages
Published September 1st 2007 by Kensington
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Jul 23, 2012 rated it did not like it
This book just didn't grab me. The situation seemed unrealistic and random, and the characters... meh. Didn't care what happened to them.
Paranormal Romance
When the heroines best friend starts to behave strangely, she begins to worry that something is up. His new wife is bizarre and off-putting but a snake vampire??? She doesn't believe it. Her job as a secretary to a paranormal researcher is nothing but a pay cheque and she doesn't put a whole lotta faith in the woo-woo. Until that is the night she spends over at her friends house. She experiences a horrible visitation where a vampire ties her down and proceeds to make a meal out of her. Come morn ...more
Tofu Fairy
Jun 09, 2012 rated it liked it
Overall, this book was much better than the last one I read by this author, but it still lacked maturity in character dialogue. The female lead, Sophie, is supposedly 26 years old but her thoughts and actions and dialogue rings much much younger than that. I also found it a tad confusing to follow the storyline sometimes because the author would jump from POV within the same page/paragraph sometimes. I am more used to POV being the same per chapter or at least per section within a chapter. There ...more
Amanda Chalifoux
Jun 02, 2012 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: anyone who loves vampire books
Recommended to Amanda by: no one
Its a really good book. My second time reading it, and couldn't put it down til I was done reading it.

It's about a women named Sophie Hahn and how she finds out her best friend Dao is getting sick because of the women he is married to, she's something more than appearances show. And Sophie finally finds out their is more in the world than humans. She meets a vampire name Ric Vogel and he helps her find the things she need to save her best friend from his wife. I don't wanna give everything away
Apr 30, 2009 marked it as did-not-finish
I didn't get to finish this for a different reason this time other than not liking it. I was on about page 124 or so and liking it okay. Not going to win any prizes, but an okay read. Had gotten my interest.
We were in a rush to get some where last night and I accidentally left this book out on the ottoman. Within reach of Abby, the book eating Bagle (Basset/Beagle mix). She did a thorough job of destroying this book to the point I would not be able finish it. Ripped pages out that I had not gott
Oct 27, 2016 rated it did not like it
Shelves: dnf
DNF'd at 210 pages
This was an awful book. It's been a long time since I hated something enough to put it down but I hated this one. I hated Sophie, I hated Ric, the sex scenes were cheesy and awful (and this is coming from someone who likes Harlequin romance novels) and I just didn't care if they didn't save Dao.
Aug 14, 2013 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
This was on sale. I paid 65 cents for it and feel that I wasted my money. The main character was immature and whiny. Good guys turned bad, bad guys became good, and all far too quickly. I could see no reason for it. I assume this will become a series. I won't waste another 65 cents on it! Vampire soft porn, if you are interested in that aspect of it.
Mar 24, 2011 rated it liked it
Shelves: vampires
I've enjoyed Tawny Taylor books in the past, but this was a bit of a let down.

It was fluffy, which wasn't a problem, but being wishy washy and TSTL, both the vamp & the h, was just too much.

Not to mention the plot holes big enough for a mack truck, all towards the ending.
Feb 06, 2017 rated it did not like it
Sorry but I really did not like this book. I was clunky, the writing really bad, I hated the characters.
Jul 08, 2009 rated it it was ok
I've read better fan-fiction, frankly.

The tragedy of this book is that some perfectly excellent ideas were swamped by great billowing waves of PWP. I'd read a sequel for the former, but be put off by the latter.
Jul 19, 2011 rated it liked it
Shelves: fiction, 2011
Well that was a fast read. Greatly entertaining though. It was like Twilight but with real sex! Taylor doesn't hold back one bit, but I don't think fisting means what she thinks it means. Anyway, very enjoyable and erotic, and an interesting take on the whole vampire genre.
Jan 11, 2009 rated it it was ok
I prefer a little more vampire and a little less porn in my vampire books.
Fire Raven
Jan 22, 2016 rated it liked it
It was an OK read. I felt that it ended rather abruptly.
I do agree with gene showalter i just couldn't put it down i had to read it in one setting. Although it was not possible but it was a quick read and i enjoyed it none the same.
Jul 02, 2009 marked it as to-read
The title caught my eye. I like vamp books and my blood type is O-. I have a feeling I will regret having read this one, though, so it's on the bottom of the "to-read" list.
Jan 31, 2013 rated it did not like it
So not written for me. Vampire romance/erotica bordering on rape. Not for me.
Oct 26, 2010 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Not bad.
May 21, 2015 rated it did not like it
Trashy at first, but funny with it, but the humour didn't last. By the end I was confused - lots of loose ends and felt very 'meh' about it.
Fay Ann Hollcroft
Dec 01, 2012 rated it really liked it
This book might not be one of my most favorite books but it'll be close. The camaraderie between characters is wonderful & entertaining.
Aug 19, 2008 added it
This author is from the Detroit area and refers to a lot of local things. It is odd to read of a character heading to Meijer to pick up a few things. LOL
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