Get Doomed: A Fucking Novella

by Paul Wilhelm Crowe

Unknown Binding

Published January 1, 2015

Reviews

[Gavin · Rating 2 out of 5]

Scattered, scatological Robert Rankinism, written for a friend. Every chapter is called “In which Rupert finds a map”; there is no map and are no Ruperts. The fact that I am a principal sidekick in it (killed on page 3 by a tidal wave of kebab mank and reanimated as a Roomba with a T-Pain vocoder) is besides the besides.