The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Wicked Wizards and Witches in Your Life

by Birdy Jones, Laura J. Moss

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, “You’re a beast, but there’s nothing fantastic about you.” Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch!" (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

64 pages, Paperback

Published April 19, 2018

About the author

Birdy Jones loves words and pictures so it seems fitting she’d become a children’s book author. Mister Cool is her writing debut. She currently lives in Atlanta with her husband, son, and three awesome cats(more animals coming soon, hopefully)! She writes children’s books because...what better job is there?

She stays cool by making silly faces to make people laugh.

Reviews

[Katy Dunn]

Funny and witty

Even though it’s notJK Rowling approved, this book is funny and easy to read. Fun to read with someone and use on all your muggle friends

[Danielle Villarreal]

Very good book for kids and adults alike.

It was funny and kept me chuckling. I think this is a very good book for any Harry Potter fan!

[Joe Grey]

Good book

I love how the book includes very witty insults. However,I think that the book should include some things the Weasley twins said.

[Sarah L]

Amazing

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[Kara]

:) AWESOME!

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[Allison]

Want to read some funny Harry Potter themed jabs? You'll find one or two in here, but otherwise filled with not very clever and rather hurtful ones.

[Kim]

Great insults.

Cute for Harry Potter fans. Many lol moments! Not to be used on ignorant muggles! Recommended highly for middle schoolers.

[Cortana Reneau]

Its so funny that me and my dad were craking up

Love it I read it in 3 minutes that was one of my shortest times of reading so five stars! 👍

[Natalie Green]

Great

This book is the best book in the world I love it so much.😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄I love the way you write these books 📖