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Sterling Shore #12

Talk Nerdy to Me

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Despite the fact it seemed like Base Masters was all over Sterling Shore, I'd never really known much about him, aside from random factoids. Things like... he's a semi-estranged cousin of one of my brother's friends, plays guitar in a local band, and he doesn't get mentioned much unless he's on stage.

Until... he decided I was going to be his first real-life muse, moved himself into my spare room, and started splashing the walls with pictures of my face next to his lyrics...

His weirdness differs from mine, but he'd be a perfect candidate for my hymen situation. Then I could finally move on to the next personal challenge on my list. The only problem is that he's yet another man afraid of a virgin.

I genuinely never expected it to be so difficult to lose one's virginity. I think the world has filled me with false expectations of debauchery coming so easily.

The human element always messes up the plans in my head.

371 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 30, 2018

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C.M. Owens

65 books8,913 followers
C.M. Owens only writes romance, but she's a sub-genre whore.

She has two other pen names that she writes under.
Kristy Cunning for Reverse Harem and S.T. Abby for her darker/stabby books.

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1,287 reviews136 followers
June 1, 2018
A plot as unbelievable as it is unrelatable. Britt’s naivety stopped being funny at around the half way mark, and Base was not my idea of a hero. Sorry.
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Despite the fact it seemed like Base Masters was all over Sterling Shore, I'd never really known much about him, aside from random factoids. Things like...he's a semi-estranged cousin of one of my brother's friends, plays guitar in a local band, and he doesn't get mentioned much unless he's on stage.

Until...he decided I was going to be his first real-life muse, moved himself into my spare room, and started splashing the walls with pictures of my face next to his lyrics...

His weirdness differs from mine, but he'd be a perfect candidate for my hymen situation. Then I could finally move on to the next personal challenge on my list. The only problem is that he's yet another man afraid of a virgin.

I genuinely never expected it to be so difficult to lose one's virginity. I think the world has filled me with false expectations of debauchery coming so easily.

The human element always messes up the plans in my head.


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826 reviews523 followers
October 20, 2021
Okay but not great.

I really enjoyed Maverick’s book… one of my few five star reviews.

This one, though, missed several marks for me.

It wasn’t the easy reading that I know from this author. The story was LONG. It was confusing at times. It was anticlimactic. It felt forced with conflict and devoid of emotion.

It kept circling the big emotional moments, but it never hit a bullseye with any of them. The virginity thing was just played OTT to be so blah in fruition. Much ado because I don’t feel like either character ever progressed, worked anything out, evolved, compromised, or whatever. After chasing “more” forever and a 3-mo separation the end is solved by lust, not understanding.

The chemistry between the MCs was just off. It felt more friendly than romantic.

I laughed and snorted at some parts, but i was also bored in many parts. Again, it felt like a circle to nowhere.

A lot of subplots with the game, virginity, band, secondary character issues, etc. Yet, none of the plots were given proper arching to be interesting, flesh out, and then wrapped up neatly.

The ending just wasn’t fulfilling or up to par for a stand alone. It left a cliffhanger for another couple, and I wasn’t confident the MCs would ever make it long term. I’ve never read an epilogue of someone else’s wedding. Ehhh, that entire chapter felt like a cop-out of not knowing where to leave these characters. Felt like being camped out in a lawn chair for hours waiting for this big firework show only for the ‘show’ to consist of one dud firecracker fizzling around on the ground.

Britt…. Isn’t just UNIQUE! Why skirt that issue?

Potential to be an amazing character. Her social awkwardness and ineptness is something the could’ve been a fantastic read. First, I give the author props for not doing anything as stupid as changing her character for a HEA; Britt was Britt all the way to the end.

That said, the author never took off the kid gloves. The author skirted all around Britt’s character profile without ever putting it in ink. I felt that was disingenuous and even insulting. A variety of mental, personality, etc issues exist, and none are anything to be ashamed of. Calling a spade a spade is honesty, pride, acceptance … not shameful. Britt’s character doesn’t understand basic social cues, interactions, behaviors… she can’t process them nor produce them. Whether it’s on the autism spectrum or some other issue…. The author never even hints at it. Instead, it’s played off as her being perceived as weird and loved as unique.

In internal dialogue, the FMC mentions her therapist once somewhere along the way, meaning she has had professional treatment. So what? None of this Sterling family cares enough for her to get help? No one mentions that her difficulties are a medical issue? Where’s the help she needs to process and thrive? Why not call her “uniqueness” what it actually is - a mental health disorder of some sort!!?!??!??

Anyway, the bits of humor rake in 2 1/2 stars, but I’m thoroughly unimpressed with the MCs and storyline.


Profile Image for BookSmackedMel.
916 reviews385 followers
May 23, 2018
CM Owen's never ceases to amaze me with the storylines she delivers.

Talk Nerdy To Me is one of my favs from this year hands down. If your a fan of this series or if you are new to this series YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK !!! It has my favorite female character off ALL TIME !!!! That's right I said it MY FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER EVER.

Where do I even begin to talk about Britt, what do I say about how incredible she is. I can't I'm gonna need a minute to gather my thoughts to do Britt justice.

I'll be back with my full review. All you should need to know is that you need this book
Profile Image for Sannia.
135 reviews10 followers
June 2, 2018
FYI I adore Britt so review may be a smidge biased. ;)


Well. I'm sad to say I didn't completely love it. Though I REALLY wanted to. As I've been waiting FOREVER for Britt's story. But this was... just not what I imagined. It was missing that passionate and emotional depth that I've come to expect from this series. Just felt let down as I was SO excited for Britt's book. And to see who she would be matched up with. But Base, I felt---just my opinion-- did not wholly deserved the unique, beautiful, and forthright soul that is Britt. The guy just wasn't Alpha, possessive, protective or appreciated her enough. How he broke her heart...made her felt bad for being who she is, that just pissed me off. Especially when she gave him her first everything. Her virginity, her trust, her true self. And the guy...I'm sorry...but--he was kind of a user. He stayed with Britt to use her as a muse for his music. Took a bit advantage of her naivety to gain his inspiration. That was his main draw to her. Their relationship I thought, worked great as friends, but when it became more...I didn't really feel the magic. I honestly feel that--and this is a first for me---they were better off friends than lovers. They had chemistry but it lacked that soulful connection that was obvious with the other couples.

Two scenes that really hit it home for me that Base was just not hero-worthy enough. At least to my standards. When Britt was trampled and got hurt at his concert, and her BROTHER came to her rescue instead. Base never bothered to check on her? The next day he asked why she didn't let him know she got hurt. And then he just let it go. Nope, my alphas would go ape-shit. And that heartbreaking scene where he gave her an ultimatum about their relationship. He couldn't' deal with her answer so he left her. In the pouring rain!! She walked home drenched and heart-broken. And what about their 3 month separation, he calmly looks on as she goes on a date with another man. Where is the crazed jealousy?? Or am I too spoiled with all my Alexa Riley and Jenika Snow's Heroes? *guilty shrug* Probably.

I do however LOVE seeing most of the Sterlings guys again. (Not Corbin, yes I hold a grudge). And can I say all the LARP scenes made me laugh like a crazed mad woman. Especially Dale in those tights--sorry, "leggings". But the most hilarious thing was the hymen presentation Britt gave. With only Base, Stitch and Randy being the only men among a sea of women. Looking like creepers....but not Randy. Lols. He took notes and really enjoyed those donuts!! I literally was almost crying...it was so damn funny!! That's where the author really shines with this series. The humor. And also the family unity that is just so strong. They truly are each other's pillars of strength. It's what keeps drawing me back and making me so addicted.

All in all, it was an okay, charming book. Not too angsty but still enjoyable. Did I wish it was more heart-wrenching with a swoon-worthy Hero? Yes. But I appreciate Base coming to his senses near the end and taking part of what is dear to Britt's heart to win her back. Even if I thought he wasn't in emotional agony enough for how he shredded Britt's vulnerable and innocent heart.
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551 reviews14 followers
June 5, 2018
I really don't know how to rate and review this one.
Are we handling on the spectrum syndrome?
Are we handling rich girl/poor guy conflict?
Are we handling rich star/smart girl story?
Are we handling family issues?

And what the heck happened with Kade and Raya?

I didn't understand what the fights were all about?
I sure didnt.
I didn't hate this one like Rain story, but I didn't love and connected like Tria, Allie and Harley's stories.
Too bad. I love Sterling Shore so much.

My last thought is..
what the heck happened with Kade and Raya?
Profile Image for Somia.
2,066 reviews169 followers
December 26, 2020
Finally we get the story of Britt and Base.

Overall a nice enough read, Britt is an endearing redhead. Base I liked I guess, but I didn't love him, defo wanted Base to be way more alpha than he was and his reactions to some events to be more potent.

At times the humour wasn't that funny, like the thing with Britt and her uncertainty when it came to people and a certain facial reaction and if it meant they were constipated or something else.

Wish the ending was a little different and there had been way more emotional depth.

Obtained via KU.
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4,298 reviews2,392 followers
August 16, 2023
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I thought this was a pretty cute story. I enjoyed the characters a lot and they kept a smile on my face for most of the book. I did think there were times that it moved a little too slow and their relationship wasn't progressing very well. But overall, it was a fun book to read and it had me laughing out loud as I stared at my Kindle more than once.
Profile Image for Laura.
250 reviews9 followers
June 14, 2018
I was so looking forward to this book as I’m a massive CM Owens fan. I own 30 of her books and adore everyone. However, this one just didn’t do it for me.
I found Britts behaviour, although funny at times, robotic and annoying. I know this is what her character was supposed to be like, but surely after saying inappropriate things a few times .... she might learn from her mistakes?!
The whole gaming parts of the book were very imaginative, but completely confusing.
I found the whole reason behind Britt and Bases fall out to be unbelievable.

I’m still a huge CM Owens fan, 1/30 books I didn’t like ain’t bad 😉 so looking forward to the next book after that cliffhanger xx
Profile Image for Neringa Neringiukas.
1,213 reviews85 followers
May 23, 2018
I was so excited for Britt and Base story. And it didn't dissapointed me. I loved and laughed, and cried, and.... It was just amazing. I enjoyed each page.
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3,487 reviews254 followers
June 20, 2018
I have been looking forward to this book since Britt was introduced in the series (book 2). I liked the idea of who Base was and wondered how and what his role would be on making Britt more confident. I’m not saying that I was really disappointed in this story but I think I had the hope of this book blower way out of proportion. I did love it. It was funny; it had an amazing range of passion but it was really hard to connect with both Britt and Base. I love them together and get their passion but at the same time I felt like it could have been deeper. I don’t blame the story, or author for this. I just built the idea of the story up in my head to much when I don’t think there was a way to live up to my expectations.

The author did great at adding all my favorite couples into the story, and the way it ended...... I’m going crazy and should have waited because the wait will be torture. I can’t wait to see how this series is going to end. Side note, I am really interested in seeing Base’s band mates getting their own story’s! They were a great addition to this story. 4 stars #2OCCJD
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741 reviews38 followers
September 5, 2018
I had high high hopes for this one. I still loved it but it wasn’t as amazing as I knew it could be. She was so confusing at times .. but still a cute story.
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1,265 reviews650 followers
November 13, 2018
This is most definitely one of the best books I’ve read. Britt is THE ABSOLUTE MOST AMAZING HEROINE! And Base...

I loved this book so hard!

On a side note—wth am I supposed to do with that ending?
Profile Image for Kodie Mackay.
1,196 reviews69 followers
May 30, 2018
I have to be honest I didn't expect the story to go the way it did. That being said... I loved it all the same.

Britt and Base are pretty complex characters with far more depth than you originally assume. We all go in with expectations of what we think it's going to be like and they surpassed any expectations. It's a slow burn romance that's so freaking endearing. But it definitely isn't all smooth sailing! Both of them have a lot of growth throughout and they both face some reality shocks that change their paths. But I couldn't think of two people more ment for each other than them. The chemistry is palpable the connection believable and their journey a rollercoaster but so fitting to them.

And of course these stories wouldn't be the same without the crazy Sterling brood in tow. As secondary characters they are some of the best. The chemistry between them all is fantastic and they get up to all kinds of hilariously dysfunctional shenanigans that will have you in absolute uproar. I fucking cried so many times in laughter!!!!.

“You arouse me a lot,” she states, causing me to…I don’t even know how to react. What the hell do I say to that? Her cheeks heat, and she exhales harshly. “What I mean is that I panic with you, but I still think you would be the best candidate for my hymen issue.”



This story just hits every mark so right. And that ending though!!!!!!!! WTF????. Crazy but again expect the unexpected with this author because she surprises us every time with her crazy brilliance.

I FLOVED IT.
29 reviews
May 30, 2018
Perfect

Very highly anticipated and conscious what the author went through with this book... and my own apprehension about how I would feel about a book with the younger characters of Sterling Shore (young people angst is not my thing) BUT this book delivered and then some.

It was a delight to read and both Britt & Base were such complex interesting characters. With the usual humour (level 1 insults and gremlins) and friendship groups all included it was a fitting way to say goodbye to the last individual couple book in Sterling shore. I loved their individual journeys in this book and the world that Harley & Britt created sings to me!

Did anyone else see some Mr Darcy traits in Base??

This book was perfect for Britt and Base. Bring on the Wedding game!
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113 reviews
May 29, 2018
Britt and Base....

I love Britt and I have since she started in the series. She is sweet, super smart but
awkward and socially uncomfortable on her own. She is simply adorable and I love that she has started to get her own back for the Sterling men's sabotage....... freaking hilarious.

Base surprised me..... He listened to Britt, and became interested is her quirks, and then fascinated by her beautiful personality. He obviously has his faults as does Britt but they grow beautifully together.

This book was filled with humour and emotion that I easily believed, the story is beautifully written and the characters are easy to love. Talk nery to me is now easily my favorite book in this series.

"I am…going to get punched by a Sterling."
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177 reviews3 followers
May 31, 2018
So fabulously special

Oh my god this book was fantastic and the most anticipated book of 2018 <3 Britt has been one of my favorite characters since she was introduced into the series and next to Maverick she my favorite and so unintentionally hilarious. I LOL’d a lot through this book and I loved getting a better glimpse into Britt’s mind. Base was perfect for her.
I can’t believe there’s only one book left in this series, I think I’m going to cry when it all ends <3
547 reviews
May 30, 2018
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Loved it, Britt and Base are perfect for each other and so worth the wait.
But I must say, I have a very soft spot in my heart for Rodney, he made me laugh until my sides hurt.
Profile Image for Kerry Fletcher.
584 reviews9 followers
May 30, 2018
When you spend the whole book crossing your legs because you're either gonna piss yourself or gush fucking everywhere you know you've read one of the best books ever!

Where to start?!?!

Britt Sterling the socially awkward one. The one who doesn't get obvious jokes. The one who doesn't understand social niceties. The one sheltered and looked after by all the Sterling's as their baby sister has been on a mission to lose her Virginity pretty much from the first moment we met her. The laughs from the series so far are reason enough to love her instantly even before we really get to know her.

She doesn't really have friends because she doesn't know who's laughing at her or taking advantage so she sticks with the family. That is until Base Masters sets eyes on her. Through a miscommunication (The story of her life! lol) Base at first thinks she's gay. Knowing this he still invites her to a party at his house after she gives him a lift home. He's fascinated by her blunt honesty and the stories her eyes tell. He goes all creative artist on her and basically situates himself into her life.

Britt obviously thinks this is weird but she's weird too so doesn't think too much about it. Also he's a prime candidate to resolve her hymen issues. This is where simple gets complicated.

I don't even know the words to cover my feelings on this book. Words aren't coming easy because none are good enough to cover the brilliance of it. It's just pure genius!

Fans of this series have been waiting for this one. I think pretty much everyone fell in love with Britt from the get go. Then we have Base Masters!!! swooooooooooooooon!!!! Panty melting rock god!!! All the females in Sterling Shore go ga-ga over him except at first of course Britt.

Britt is a simple/complex character. she's so direct and honest you can't help but love that side of her. But the side of her that will break your heart is the way she see's the world. Sometimes she doesn't understand whats going on when people don't talk directly or skirt around things. She needs time to process and prepare her reactions to it and obviously life doesn't always give you that time which is why she struggles with people in general. Seeing it the way she does makes you understand her so much more and also why the people close to her love her so much!! I LOVE HER!!! She's just truly remarkable! She's not weird... Just different.

Base...ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... he's just soooooo YUM!! I mean... *drools* he's just amazing!!! No where near perfect and definitely weird in a whole different way. He also doesn't have much of a filter. He's a passionate musician who just reacts and it's one of my fave things about him. He's also incredibly confident and sexy and talented and just... those piercings though... Even in tights he does it for me!!!

Love it? Pfttttttt that word is not strong enough!!! When a book makes you laugh about random things such as constipation, donuts, fed after midnight gremlins (i actually spit my tea out and if you know us brits we never waste tea!!!) and dogs who eat costumes it's gonna go straight into your top reads ever list!!! I always know going into a C.M Owens book i'm gonna 100% get my moneys worth!! I laughed, my heart broke, i gushed, i got sad, i was smiling huge, i fell in love, just everything you can think of this book brought it out.

As always most of the previous characters are in here and i fall for them more and more. I can't explain how magical this series is. I just want to be one of them!! I want to live in the fictional world of Sterling Shore!! For the love of god someone please make it real!!

I can never ever fault this authors work. From the writing, to the storyline, to the characters, to the settings!! All of it is just amazing. She has real talent for painting a picture for you that you actually think you're there, being a creeper in the corner watching it all!! lol

I can't recommend this book highly enough. I can't recommend this series highly enough. I can't recommend this author highly enough!! Go pick up book 1, binge read the hell out of it and i promise you, you too will be a gushing rambling mess just like me!!!

Bring on the last book in the series (noooooooooooooooooooo i'm not prepared for it!!) The Wedding Game. The epilogue at the end..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can't wait!!!!

5 Fed after Midnight Stars!!!!
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146 reviews38 followers
May 30, 2018


Ok, so I probably shouldn't write this review when I'm hopped up on caffeine, after taking a short nap, only to wake up at 12 and stare at my kindle until this book arrived, and then power read it through until I finished at 6 AM. The smart thing to do, would be to go to bed, take a nap, relax, do ANYTHING but write this review. Because my hands are shaking and I'm not sure if it's from the caffeine or the lack of sleep, or the mixture of the two. Am I going to do that though? NO. I am going to write this review while my hands shake, and I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes after laughing SO hard it's not even funny. Why am I going to do this to myself, and to you, the reader that has to deal with my craziness? Because the KWEEN has left us with a book that makes me want to write this review SO MUCH I literally cannot wait until later to do it. I don't even think I could sleep right now if I tried!

If you've read the Sterling Shore series, then Britt has become someone you've fallen in love with since Dane rescued her from a life of living on the streets. If you haven't read the series, but are debating on reading Talk Nerdy, because you heard amazing things about CM, then I seriously suggest you go and read the series first! It's worth it! (heh, worth it) The first in the series, Hooked on The Game, is free! Britt has charmed us with her blurting of random factoids, and her obsession with losing her virginity. 

The elusive Base Masters has been lusted over for a couple books now. There have been debates on how old he was, why he didn't come around the Sterling parties, and he's been drooled over by the women of Sterling Shore. We, as readers, followers, stalkers and peasants of CM Owens, have been teased with the few pages of Britt and Base's story for awhile now. We were given just the tip, and now that it's finally here, in all of it's nerd glory, we have to remember to take it slow!!! If we read too fast, it'll be over too soon. Don't be a Cait and read it in six hours. Savor it. Enjoy it.

Or just totally consume it and then be mad at yourself for not listening to my advice. Take it from someone who knows. (That'd be me). 


Britt and Base's story unfolds with some heavy stalker moves, hilarious Bananas encounters, RANDY (nuff said), but also maturing. Base and Britt are still young, and had to learn (much like Raya and Kade did) to grow up. Both of these babies (yes, they're babies to me in my old age of 25) have a lot of growing up to do, and they are so, so stubborn. They're relationship starts out relatively easy, with some threats from our favorite Sterling men and encouragements from their better halves, but it also comes with naivety. The kind that can only come when you haven't had your heart truly broken before. 

Britt and Base are so inherently different from each other, that they have to learn, not only how to communicate with one another, but they also have to learn to take interest in one another. Base loves the things that other people find weird in Britt, and loves the random things that pop into her head. He loves when she talks nerdy to him, even when he doesn't always understand it. And Britt loves when Base sings, even when she doesn't always understand the metaphors. When these two come together though, it is explosive in the nerdiest way possible (sometimes). 

In case you couldn't tell, this book and this series is amazing. If you're looking for laughs, read this book. If your looking for heartache, read this book. CM Owens, as always, DELIVERS. So now I sit here, like an addict, anxiously awaiting my next fix. 
Profile Image for Yvonne Wood.
1,014 reviews15 followers
June 1, 2018
Best story so far. Britt is hysterical smiled through lots of her long dialogues. Brilliant.
Profile Image for Kasandra Setrakova.
709 reviews14 followers
August 21, 2021
אומנם את ספרי האופנועים של הסופרת הזו אני פחות מחבבת, אבל הסדרה הזו היא הצלחה בינתיים (קראתי את ספר #5 שהיה מעולה, ועכשיו סיימתי את #12 שהוא מושלם) הסדרה הזו לא תמשיך... הסופרת פרשה כסופרת לפני מספר חודשים, ולצערי הרב, נפטרה לפני מספר שבועות 😭

אז בואו נדבר על הספר הזה... הוא חדש בעלילה!
יש לנו פה זמר בלהקת רוק מתחילה, הוא מיוחד... בן אדם כשרוני מאוד... וכמו רוב האנשים עם כישרון מדהים, הוא בעל חשיבה מיוחדת... והבחורה, הייתה לה ילדות לא ממש נחמדה.. אבל כאדם שלא ממש מחובר לרגשות שלה, היא פשוט שמחה שאח שלה מצא אותה והביא אותה לביתו ויצר איתה משפחה (את הסיפור רקע שיש לנו פה כנראה אנחנו נגלה (או גילינו במידה ואנשים קוראים ספרים לפי הסדר (לא יכולה להגיד שהתברכתי בתכונה זו) בהמשך, בספר שמוקדש לסיפור אהבה של אחיה)

יש לנו פה שני אנשים, שנפגשים במקרה, ויש לנו משיכה מידית.. אבל כל אחד עם מטען משלו... היא? לא חושבת שהיא מוכנה לאהבה כי הראש שלה לא מצליח להבין איך להתמודד עם שברון לב שבא אחרי 💔, לכן היא פשוט רוצה למצוא משהו נעים, שתאבד איתו את הבתולים.. ואז כשהיא תהיה מוכנה נפשית ופיזית, רק אחרי זה לחפש אחרי אהבה.... והוא? הראש שלו כרגע עסוק רק בלהקה, וזה לא פייר להתחיל משהו עם מישהי, כשהוא לא פנוי רגשית לתת לה את כל תשומת ליבו...

אז אחרי זה קורה הסיפור המוכר, שניהם לא מעוניינים במערכת יחסים... לכן יזיזות באה כרעיון מדהים ביותר.
אבל תמיד יש אחת/ד שמעוניינ/ת ביותר.. ואז זה יוצר בעיה...

כתיבה מדהימה! דמויות מעניינות, עלילה טובה!! פלוט טוויסט שלא עצבן אותי, ופיתרון לפלוט טוויסט שפשוט המיס לי את הלב!!! מ.ו.ש.ל.ם.!.!

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עכשיו סקירה עם ציטוטים כי הספר פשוט מושלם!!!!

בריט ובייז מכירים בטעות, ואחרי אותה טעות בייז פשוט עובר לגור אצל בריט, כי הוא מוצא בה את המוזה שהוא צריך על מנת לכתוב את השירים ללהקה שלו.. והראש שלו חייב ליצור, אז הוא פשוט עושה מה שצריך... מזל שבריט בקבלת את זה... היא מתחילה לבטוח בו, ומבררת אם הוא מעוניין להיות הראשון שלה... אבל כאדם טוב.. הוא חושב שהוא יודע מה היא רוצה, ולכן מסרב..

🎤“I’m one hundred percent focused on my music right now. The best I can offer is friendship, so I think it’d be a dick move to take your virginity,” I tell her, trying to be as collected and calm as possible, even though the v-word does scare the shit outta me.
“I’m one hundred percent focused on my music right now. The best I can offer is friendship, so I think it’d be a dick move to take your virginity,” I tell her, trying to be as collected and calm as possible, even though the v-word does scare the shit outta me.🎤

למרות שהיא מנסה להסביר לו שהיא לא מחפשת אהבה...

🎤“I don’t want to suffer heartbreaks. I don’t want to love someone and lose them because of timing and maturity. I don’t want to do this wrong. I don’t want to feel rejected by someone I’ve allowed myself to care about that I shouldn’t have. I want to skip the dark undertones this time, and head straight for the happily-ever-after. But I want to enjoy life while I wait, because I don’t want to feel like I’ve missed out on anything now that I have the chance to be happy.”🎤

החיבור של שניהם מהממי, היא עוזרת לו להוציא מעצמו את הדברים הטובים

🎤When Sticks eyes widen, he says, “That’s ten songs. You’re saying—”“I’m saying I have enough already for a new album, and I have even more to write. I also haven’t gotten out the more complex ones. So fuck off until I’m dried up or she finally realizes I’m a nutcase and kicks me out.”🎤


הוא רוצה להציל אותה...

🎤“You’re seriously walking a thin, very fine line of super creepy; just sayin’,” Sticks says as I finish posting some pics to Instagram from Monday night’s show. “I’m perfectly aware that I’ve already crossed that line, but Britt has zero friends outside of her brother’s circle. Even those role-playing people just know her as the Valkyrie princess and not as herself. I’m going to change that so it feels like I’m giving back.”“How generous,” Sticks says dryly.🎤

הלהקה שלהם אומנם טובה... אל הם לא הכי מצליחים 🤣

🎤“It’d be different if it was a squad of different girls all over the place throwing themselves at us. But when it’s the same five every time, it makes it look like we can’t get anyone else to stalk us.”🎤

החברות שלהם... מעניינת

🎤“You better be joking, and we’re just friends. Well, that last part is in progress.”
“Right. Friends. Always works out well when you want to fuck friends,” he says in mock agreement.🎤

הוא רוצה לדעת עליה הכל!! ואפילו שהיא לא הכי אוהבת לשתף... היא מספרת לו על חייה

🎤“The queen had too much of an advantage from the very beginning, and she wasn’t playing the game. Everyone else was playing her game,” he says, eyes going a little wide as a slow grin curves his lips. “You’re going to have to talk nerdy to me more often, Britt,” he adds, standing abruptly and bending over to press a hard kiss to my forehead.🎤

הם חברים, ובריט יודעת מה ההגדרה של חברים... לכן להביא משהו אחר לאירוע זה משהו שנראה שגרתי... בייז לא חושב ככה 🤣

🎤“I can’t change my plans now,” Britt tells me, frowning. “Tria assured me it’s rude to give less than twenty-four hours’ notice before canceling.”“It’s not rude. Just cancel,” I argue, at the same time Bella says, “Totally rude. You have to bring Tommy now.” Why is this woman out to make my life hell?! When I glare over at her, she gives me a smartass grin. “What the hell have I ever done to you?” I ask her very seriously.🎤

הבחור מנסה להשתדל לצאת בסדר... אבל חוסר הפילטר של בריט מקשה עליו

🎤“Ask me for something else,” he says softly, confusing me as he presses his body even closer. My gaze lingers on his lips. My attention is once again snagged by that hoop in his lip, even as I try to focus on the situation at hand. “I don’t understand you’re meaning,” I tell him very distractedly, still staring at his lips. He smirks. “Ask for something else. I can’t be the asshole who took your virginity and gave you nothing else in return. But I also don’t want it in your head that I rejected you based on your standard of rejection.” Blinking, I look up, confused. Maybe it’s the phrasing he’s taking personally. Just as I open my mouth, he says, “So help me, Britt, if you start pointing out that it was a rejection, I’m going to make a really big mistake. So ask for something else. I swear I won’t reject it.”🎤


ממש מקשה עליו

🎤“You’re still going with him tomorrow?” he asks incredulously. “Why wouldn’t I?” I ask, sincerely confused by how irritated he seems. “We just kissed,” he says as though it’s obvious. I bristle, certain he’s not implying what I think he is. “Tommy and I are friends,” I remind him. “And I’m not sure what a kiss has to do with anything, considering you kissed another girl right after you kissed me the last time.”🎤

הוא פונה לעזרה לחבריו... אבל כידוע, אין הרבה תועלת מהם 🤣🤣

🎤“She asked for one thing. One. Thing. With no strings attached. And instead, you’ve been giving her the boyfriend experience without the one thing she requested, so that, you know, she doesn’t get attached or anything. Makes perfect sense.” Pinching my fingers together and lifting them in front of me, I tell him, “You’re this close to getting punched.”🎤

הילד לא הכי סגור על עצמו... וחברות של בריט לא הכי מתלהבות מזה...

🎤I have bartering options, and I’m not above using them. Britt starts to speak, when Rain says, “I’m sorry, did you just ask her not to date while you try to decide how you feel?”“No?” I say, though for some stupid reason it feels like a question.🎤

אז הם מחליטים להתחיל מערכת יחסים... אבל עם דד ליין

🎤In other words, Britt, I can be all yours for exactly three months before I go back to my one true love—music. I’ll also be seeing you in between other musical interruptions. But you can totally be a mistress until I leave, as long as you can work around my schedule.🎤

החברות שלה דואגות לה

🎤“Just do me a favor.”“Only if that favor has nothing to do with the bet,” I tell her, causing her to suck in an indignant breath. I glance over at her, and she drops the act, shrugging unapologetically. “I never win anything. I don’t want you to run off, but if you decide you’d like to run off, do it in the next five minutes or not at all.”🎤

ונהיה פה 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🎤“You’re like a fucking drug,” he murmurs against my lips, his hand sliding up my side. “And I’m really not a motherfucking saint,” he adds, as his lips start dragging down my neck.🎤


ועכשיו... מגיעה אחת הסצנות האהובות עלי 🤣
בייז רוצה להיות חבר מושלם... ולהראות תמיכה 🤣🤣

🎤“So what’s this all about anyway?” Sticks asks me. “I asked her to come with us this weekend, and I thought it would be good to show some support of her interests. Hell, the Sterlings apparently told her they had better things to do, but worded it like it ‘wasn’t their thing.’”“And this is how you’re going to be better than a Sterling. You’re competing with family for no reason, you know?” Sticks asks me.🎤

נסיך 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


🎤“We’re going to start with the basics,” she says, as an image pops up on screen with the lecture’s intent… Oh shit. THE MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE HYMEN, is written in all caps.🎤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎤“There are four types of hymens, and determining which one you have could directly affect your first sexual experience.” We’re listening about first sexual experiences with really little girls. Oh, fuck me. We’re going to get arrested or some shit. “Kill me now,” Taylor whisper-yells🎤


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎤“Some girls claim to have felt no pain at all,”Britt goes on. “Age always helps to deal with that. The hymen naturally erodes, stretches, and thins with age, physical activity, and a healthy menstrual cycle.”“I hate you,”Sticks whispers to me. “I’m quitting the band.”🎤


אוח זה קורעעע 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎤“This is the clitoris.”Britt then taps the end of her little stick on the section of the diagram in question, as though it needs to be pointed out. My head snaps back to the old woman as she winks at me, and I jerk my gaze away from her, glancing down our table to see when Randy starts actually writing shit down. “I really thought that thing was farther south,”Randy says as he scribbles away, once again speaking way too loudly. “That explains so much.”A few, “Oh, that’s why they’re here,”comments reach my ears, and Sticks, Taylor, and I all slink down farther in our seats.🎤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎤“Dude, Britt’s awesome. She gave us all the leftover hymen doughnuts we wanted.” The laughter quickly dispels and turns into groans again. “This day will never be forgotten,” Taylor deadpans.🎤

ואז הוא לוקח אותה להכיר את אמא שלו 😙

🎤“Which one are you…you know?” Mom asks me as she points between Krysta and Britt. After seeing my life pass before my eyes, I scrub a hand over my face as all three of my fucking bandmates choke back a laugh. “Oh, that’s code for sex, right?” Britt asks, then carries on quickly. “Base won’t have sex with me because I still have a hymen and he thinks I’m not mentally ready to deal with losing my virginity with a lack of feelings,” she states very seriously.🎤

אמא שלו משעשעת

🎤Sticks comes up and claps my shoulder. “Reason number four-hundred and seventy-three not to fuck a virgin,” he says quietly. “You go from don’t-you-touch-my-baby-boy to what-are-you-doing-with-that-whorish-man-child.”🎤

והיא מחליטה שהסידור הזה לא הכי מתאים לה..

🎤“I think it’s best if you and I stay friends,”I tell him, causing a lot of surprise to form in his eyes. “You’re leaving in a few months, and you won’t have sex with me because you don’t think I’m emotionally capable of losing my virginity without feelings. But the truth is, I don’t want those feelings. I’m too young to risk falling in love. You and I have very different life courses, life experiences, social circles, and life plans.”🎤

מסכן הנסיך שלנו...

🎤“Let me get this straight, you’re done with me because I’m trying to show you respect as a woman,” he says like he’s pointing this out. “I really don’t want to be done with you at all. I want to be friends—like I think we are. I just don’t want to risk falling in love, and it feels like that’s what you’re unintentionally trying to make me do. I’d think respecting me as a woman would be to respect my ability to decide what I want at this point in my life. I’m sorry.” He doesn’t say anything. He merely nods sort of absently.🎤


הוא אומנם חושב שהוא מנסה לעשות טוב... אבל הוא טועה..

🎤“I’m not intending to be offensive when I point out how hypocritical that is. People around me may voice how they feel, but you’re the only one trying to tell me what I need that I almost listened to. I have a plan, and for whatever reason, you felt as though you—a guy who barely knows me—had the right to tell me how my first time should be. I don’t have to do this your way, and you’re by no means obligated to do it my way.”🎤

ומתוקי התאהב

🎤Dropping back on the bed, I pull the pillow over my face to muffle the bits of laughter that sneak out as my body shakes lightly on the bed. Fucking girl. My laughter turns into a bit of a groan. Sooner or later I’m going to have to tell her I’m in love with her.🎤

אבל בריט עוד לא מוכנה...

🎤“I already knew I wasn’t ready for a functioning, normal relationship, so I couldn’t give him what he was asking for. I was emotionally prepared for this to end; it’s just earlier than expected,” I add, still staring at the cake.🎤

בכלל לא...

🎤“Can I have the rest of this?”I ask, picking up the champagne bottle. “There’s not much left,”Kode tells me as I swirl the fourth of a bottle. “Let me see if they have more in the—”“I don’t need more than that. More would be a really unhealthy life choice,”I state blandly as I grab my slice of cake as well.🎤

אהבתי את זה שהיא לקחה פה קלישאה והרסה אותה 🤣

🎤My phone rings, and I answer when I see it’s Randy. “Did you stop her? Was it just like the movies? Are you on your way home to solve this crisis now?”The questions come at a spitfire pace. “I’m still in the damn security line, so no, Randy, it’s not like the fucking movies,”I tell him as I get closer.🎤

על אף שזה היה מקסים

🎤“Then we really need to do this now, Britt,” I say as she just continues to keep that distance. “If you want to do this, I’m all in. I’ll get a real job. I’ll put on a fucking tie when you want. All the issues you have, I’ll fix them right now.”🎤

הקלישאה לא הצליחה

🎤“Let’s do this for real,” I say as I lean down, brushing my lips to hers. “Let’s do this your way.” She turns her head abruptly before angrily biting out, “No.”🎤

מפתיע.. נכון??

הבן אדם מבין שהאהבה הגדולה שלו זה לא רק מוסיקה...

🎤“We do whatever in the hell Vince fucking Jaggons himself tells us to do for three months. We’ll see where that gets us, while we just focus on making the music right,” I answer. His grin steadily grows. “After that?” he asks. “You have three months to figure that out. Because that’s when I get selfish and go for the girl,” I tell him as I scoot back on the bed. “I have three months to figure out a way how to be the guy who fucking deserves the girl who gets back at him by hand-delivering his fucking dream in a way he couldn’t possibly refuse. She walked away at the airport because she was already in the process of fixing me.” I have to clear my throat again, and he clanks his drumsticks together on accident.🎤

הוא מבין במה הוא טעה...

🎤“I thought I was teaching you to walk, while you were busy learning to fly,” he goes on, eyes serious.🎤

הם שונים...

🎤“The chart points out the most obvious difference between us at the very top. I think with my heart; you think with your head.”🎤

אבל בזמן שהם לא היו ביחד, הוא הבין הרבה דברים

🎤“You held back because we were supposed to be temporary,” he says as he starts moving me backwards. “I held back because I knew I wasn’t really fucking good enough,” he goes on. “That’s not what—”🎤

והוא הולך להילחם עליה

🎤“I moved myself into your house when I liked your eyes. Now I love you. Do you really think I’m just going to throw in the towel while you’re fighting me because you’re scared? I’m a little more stubborn than you, Britt. In a battle of wills, I’ll win.”🎤

והוא יעשה הכל...

🎤“I got the fucking run. I got the fucking shower. Now I’m wearing women’s clothing because you got a fucking dog!” This is pointless. The more I yell at them, the harder they laugh.🎤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎤“I told you to take this seriously,” she snaps as her horse comes to a stop right in front of me, leaving me staring way up at her. “A dog ate my costume,” I inform her as I quickly flip through the pictures on my phone. She glares at me. “At least try to come up with a better excuse than—” Her words cut out as I hold my phone up, and she snatches it out of my hand to get a better look, as her horse side-steps toward me a little. “Wow. A dog really ate your costume,” she says like she’s impressed by this.🎤

שניהם פאשושים מסכנונים

🎤I spot Harley walking toward me very quickly, and I dart another glance around. “Do you see what this is?” she asks as she comes to stand beside me. “Yeah,” I tell her, watching Britt as she moves toward a solid black horse off to the side. “I wrote a few sad songs in the same amount of time she created a gothic branch of the universe and became the dark queen.”🎤

אבל סוף טוב הכל טוב 😍
Profile Image for Jennifer G.
2,872 reviews54 followers
June 4, 2018
Britt Sterling. Genious. Unusual. Virgin. Base Masterson. Singer. When Britt and Base cross paths their lives changed. Base found his muse. Britt found the one to deflower her. They are good for each other; each weird in their own way. Base has plans for his musical future and Britt is too young for a serious relationship. This arrangement will be ideal for both of them. Unfortunately, humans don't always follow the "plan", emotions get involved. It gets messy.

Talk Nerdy to Me returns the reader to Sterling Shore, home to the rich and beautiful, the pranksters and romance writers, quite possibly the sexiest town in the country. Britt captured my heart from her introduction as Dane's sister. Her brilliance, her quirkiness, her lack of filter make her one of the funniest characters ever. Her innocence and charm make her one of the most loved. She is adored and protected by everyone in the family but she doesn't need coddling and uses it against them at times. It's obvious though that she loves her family equally and protects them just as fiercely. She's a force in her own way. She definitely shouldn't be underestimated! Base is the cousin of Tag but he doesn't move in the same circles. His artistic brilliance is obvious but it's minor compared to the chip on his shoulder. Base is definitely my least favorite of all of the Sterling Shore guys. The way he judges those with money is unattractive. His pride is enormous. He was inconsiderate, selfish, and thoughtless for the better part of the book. Having said that, he works when paired with Britt. He becomes likable. And he brings out emotions in her that were missing before. Together they grow, together they are better.

The strength of this series is the humor. I laughed until I cried at several parts of this book. At one point I couldn't read because I couldn't see for the tears of laughter. I love the inside humor between the friends that we are all part of. I love the practical jokes played on one another. I love the comical misunderstandings. I love the game cosplay. And I love Bananas! I realize that we are nearing the end of this series and I hate it! There are so few really well-done romantic comedies in print. CM Owens is at the top of this genre. Sterling Shore and its residents ALWAYS make for a most entertaining read!
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225 reviews1 follower
April 1, 2023
Why the hell did I think it would be a good idea to start a series on the last book?

Was this readable as a standalone? Kinda.

I was able to get the gist of the last 11 instalments, as well as the family dynamic of the Sterlings. With that being said, all the couples in the series make an appearance and NOT in a brief cameo type of way. No, more like ‘integral part of the story’ side characters. This wouldn’t be a big deal if there wasn’t like 20 of them!

So, all that aside (which is, frankly, my own fault for reading the series out of order) the book is pretty good! I liked the “she overthinks with her brain and he overthinks with his heart” dynamic! It’s pretty rare, but is done really well here! I also love a good rockstar romance which this KINDA is.

I might change my star rating after reading through the rest of the series (in order this time 🤦‍♀️) but for now, I would rate this a safe 3/5⭐️!
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1,216 reviews15 followers
May 30, 2018
So funny!

Britt's book is the one I've been the most excited about for this whole series, and it didn't disappoint. I LOVE books that make me laugh. Well - this book made me laugh til I had tears coming out of my eyes, the donut demonstration scene was absolutely hilarious.

I've enjoyed Britt throughout all of the books. She is socially awkward, very literal, super smart, and is somewhat protected by her family/close circle of friends. Britt is aware of her differences and does her best to fit in with social situations. She is immediately physically attracted to Base, and as they become friends and get to know each other better she is thrilled to find out he is his own brand of weird. This was a really fun read, a very small amount of angst thrown in with the humour, overall I really enjoyed this book.
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745 reviews
April 8, 2022
Heh heh, this book was one of the funniest I've read! I loved how the h would word things. I wish it mentioned what she's diagnosed with 🤔 aspergers? Autism or on the spectrum? Anyway, its worth reading just for the class that she teaches and base (the main male character) goes to with his rock band to support her since none of her family will attend 😂😂😂. And when the reason why is revealed.....oh my 😂😂😂😂 randy aka the dude from the band will forever be in my brain as thr guy who really likes donuts

There is one part of the book that's supposed to be the big drama part and it was because base was ready for a rwal.relationship and she needed time to process a big life change like that. And he flips his lid and gets mad. Uhhhhhh okur? Don't worry. They make up 🙄🤷😂

Anyway, some parts dragged but the funny moments? Lordy be, I guffawed 😂🙈
Profile Image for Jennifer.
18 reviews6 followers
May 31, 2018
Another 5 star!

C.M. continues the Sterling Shores series with yet another amazing book! I love Britt and Base! I may never be able to eat certain snacks again after reading one of the craziest, funniest scenes I think C.M. has come up with yet! This book has it all...hilarious scenes, tear jerker scenes and just a great overall love! Sad that this series is coming to an end soon!
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695 reviews21 followers
June 5, 2018
Honestly, this became one of my absolute favourite books before I'd even finished reading.

Britt is one of my favourites from the Sterling Shore group and she really didn't disappoint!
CM's writing in this one is 100% some of her best. The laughs in this one too! Genuinely laughed out loud like a nutter atleast 5 times!

I loved it. Really, truly loved it and would read it again and again in a heartbeat.
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111 reviews
June 3, 2018
Not disappointed!

It was worth the wait to get this book! I laughed so hard and cried too! Britt is a special character that I would want to know if real life! The interaction between Britt and Base is special! Loved this book!
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