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69 Ways To Own The Libs: A guide to destroying liberals online and in real life

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"69 Ways To Own The Libs" offers a smorgasbord of ways in which true American patriots can humiliate whiny libs on -- and off -- the internet. Lovers of the U.S. Constitution must never be complacent in humiliating, chastising, and crushing the armies of libs who may still have some sliver of hope for a progressive future. There will be no progress on our watch. Politics, after all, is nothing but antagonizing your opponents even if it hurts you physically, psychologically, emotionally, or financially. Red-blooded freedom fighters should ignore all existential fear and pursue the total ownership of the libs, no matter the personal cost.

49 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 18, 2018

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C.D. Carter

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June 8, 2018
So do I write a parody review of a parody satirical book or do I let you know that C.D. (aka Denny) Carter is an author, fantasy analyst specialising in kickers, owner of Draft Day Consultants, co-host of the illustrious Living the Stream podcast, Twitter personality who has spawned and inspired thousands of parody accounts and Steve Smith Sr.'s son, who has written a very nice and hilarious send up of the MAGA adorers that had me constantly laughing?

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6 reviews1 follower
July 2, 2020
Brilliant sent it to three of my hard core trump supporters

Sent it to my hard core repub friends
They loved it..

THey enjoy their gifts of Merry Christmas with trumps face on the front of it..
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May 15, 2018
69 owns

I did not even believe in owning property until I read this, now I believe in owning Libs. And that is why America is the greatest country in the whole United States
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October 27, 2018
much needed satire for our times. has a specific audiance but it hits the mark completely.
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October 16, 2019
Funny in its own way

In general decently funny and over the top satire. CD brings humor to an often time disturbing thought. Bought because his fantasy takes are awesome
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