"69 Ways To Own The Libs" offers a smorgasbord of ways in which true American patriots can humiliate whiny libs on -- and off -- the internet. Lovers of the U.S. Constitution must never be complacent in humiliating, chastising, and crushing the armies of libs who may still have some sliver of hope for a progressive future. There will be no progress on our watch. Politics, after all, is nothing but antagonizing your opponents even if it hurts you physically, psychologically, emotionally, or financially. Red-blooded freedom fighters should ignore all existential fear and pursue the total ownership of the libs, no matter the personal cost.
So do I write a parody review of a parody satirical book or do I let you know that C.D. (aka Denny) Carter is an author, fantasy analyst specialising in kickers, owner of Draft Day Consultants, co-host of the illustrious Living the Stream podcast, Twitter personality who has spawned and inspired thousands of parody accounts and Steve Smith Sr.'s son, who has written a very nice and hilarious send up of the MAGA adorers that had me constantly laughing?
I did not even believe in owning property until I read this, now I believe in owning Libs. And that is why America is the greatest country in the whole United States