The English Major Mafia

by Ken Harmon

Dead men tell no tales capeesh?
Professor Bonaventure Ashburn is a tweedy poindexter, all pipes and patches on the elbows. Hiis alter ego, however, is “Pulp Ashburn,” a hard-boiled hatchet man for The English Major Mafia, a shadowy cartel dedicated to preserving literary standards and keeping the classics high on the pedestal. Pulp thought he could finally prove his worth to “The Family” by helping foil the online book behemoth Cosmos, but he twists that plot into knots when he goes Mr. Darcy over a beautiful - and utterly dreadful - aspiring authoress. Once he choose chick over lit, Pulp sees the writing on the wall - and it’s a death sentence written by the Bibliophile Black Hand.
To bookworms, librarians, bibliophiles, geeks, eggheads, writers, fictioneers, raconteurs, hacks, and bohemians, The English Major Mafia is an opus you can’t refuse.
 

229 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 17, 2018