When a commercial tries to be a blockbuster
Here's the thing: if you want to write pure smut, write pure smut. I surely wouldn't judge you (can you tell by the title of the book I've chosen?) But don't insult me and try to frame it as some big ass love story based on emotions and feelings (aside from them all feeling horny), when you've spent the whole book writing how two 37-year old Marines lust after an 18-year old girl. They notice her curves, her scent, her pouts, the way she dresses and teases them, but nowhere in this book could you find ANYTHING about her personality. So how come those two schwanzes tried to convince her and the reader, that it was true love forever?
This was still excusable to some extent, but then the last to chapters happened. Suddenly, the glorious fuckfest that was this "lovestory" was interrupted by a kidnapping. Everything about its execution and following rescue was written by a 12 year old fanfic writer and you can't convince me otherwise.
And then of course the cherry on top: the kidnappers, who were in prison but escaped, did it by simply walking out of the prison. I REPEAT: INMATES WALKED OUT OF THE PRISON BECAUSE THE TECHNICIAN FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR 😶 No, sorry, silly me! The guy walked out of the male prison because the technician forgot to close some magic door. Then said inmate crossed the street to the female prison (how convenient), opened the door there (again forgetful technician at play?) and freed his lovely missy. I mean, no wonder you see everywhere in the news that American penal system isn't working. Hire better technicians!