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Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City

4.15  ·  Rating details ·  2,111 ratings  ·  352 reviews
This is the story of Orhan, son of Siyyah Doctus Felix Praeclarissimus, and his history of the Great Siege, written down so that the deeds and sufferings of great men may never be forgotten.

A siege is approaching, and the city has little time to prepare. The people have no food and no weapons, and the enemy has sworn to slaughter them all.

To save the city will take a
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Trade Paperback, First Edition, 350 pages
Published April 9th 2019 by Orbit
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Sean Barrs The Ultra Vegan
This was so much fun. I could tell that K.J Parker had a real laugh when writing it. Orhan is a great character, and although he is hilariously out if his depth his keen mind allows him to pull through a rather tricky situation, though not without several awkward blunders.

Orhan is an engineer, not a military man, and he finds himself leading the defence of a city he doesnt really care about. Hes got no real experience giving battlefield orders; hes used to organising men to build bridges and
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Anton
👏👏👏

Parker is back at it! What an absolute pleasure! All the things you love about his writing and then some!

Unreliable narrator, deeply flawed yet genius protagonist, dry intelligent humour, immersive setting and characters. I mean... this is a top shelf read. Highest possible recommendation! 5 🌟

This is a stand-alone novel too - so no pressure to commit to the series. But if you tried this... you will be after The Two of Swords, and Savages, and Sharps, and The Folding Knife... it is
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Liviu
First person narration, funny, irreverent, lots of twists - being a huge fan of the author and reading pretty much all his books, I saw some ahead of time as those occur frequently throughout his work, but it still managed to surprise me quite often.

While the ending has a conclusion so to speak, I really hope this is the start of a new series as advertised. There is an epilogue that sort of connects it with other works at least as some naming like met d'Oc, or events like Perimadeia's
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Algernon (Darth Anyan)
Jul 22, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: 2019

The worms declared war on the lions, and all the animals in the forest were sure the lions would win. But the lions couldnt catch the worms, because they dug down into the ground and wouldnt come out and fight. But at night, when the lions were asleep, the worms crawled through their ears and ate their brains and killed them, every one. Its a popular story, where I come from, though the Robur have never heard of it. And when I tell it to my Imperial friends, I always ask them first, which would
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Antigone
Jun 13, 2019 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fantasy
"...as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn't work if you push it."

And just like that, I'm in.

Less fantasy than parable, K.J. Parker's clever little book is set in an alternate version of the Holy Roman Empire - which, frankly, is a fine milieu for the story of a siege. Told entirely in the first person by a nefarious engineer named Orhan, we are treated to a detailed defensive campaign against a bold and mysterious enemy possessed of overwhelming
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Manuel Antão
Dec 20, 2019 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2019
If you're into stuff like this, you can read the full review.



Homage to Engineers: "Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City" by by K.J. Parker


My belief is, either you understand things or you understand people. Nobody can do both. Frankly, Im happier with things. I understand stuff like tensile strength, shearing force, ductility, work hardening, stress, fatigue. I know the same sort of things happen with people, but the rules are subtly different. And nobodys ever paid for my time to get to know
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Emma
Feb 02, 2020 rated it it was amazing
Orhan was the greatest voice Ive read in many a year. Fabulous! ...more
 Charlie - A Reading Machine
Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City is quite a different book and I absolutely loved it. In some ways it is like a practical application of Sun Tzus The Art of War because the telling of the story relies on strategy, forethought, knowing ones enemy and intelligent application of the techniques of battle rather than anything decidedly heroic or magical. Orhan can do more with a mile of rope, a bucket of nails and some support beams stolen from an old church than most men can do with a whole ...more
Lukasz
Apr 28, 2019 rated it really liked it
According to the books (theres an extensive literature on the subject) there are fifteen ways to defend a walled city. You can try one of them and, if that doesnt work...What the books dont tell you is, theres a sixteenth way. You can use it when youve got nothing; no stuff, no men, and nobody to lead them. Apart from that its got nothing to recommend it whatsoever.


Ive discovered KJ Parker late in my life, through his brilliant novellas. I became a believer. Brilliant minds impress me and
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K.J. Charles
A sort of strategy adventure set in an alt-Byzantium, where a mid-ranking engineer finds himself in charge of saving not-Byzantium from the beseiging hordes. It's very good on the practical details of ancient siege warfare and logistics (if this sounds dull, it really isn't, Parker is terrific at this stuff and it's a much more interesting look at warfare than as a matter of people hitting other people). The City is brilliantly depicted, and the sense of claustrophobia and fear are fantastic, as ...more
Oleksandr Zholud
This is a historical fiction about the siege of Constantinople, masquerading as fantasy, and written as a witty personal account. While the cover praises the author as one of the fantasy primer voices, there are no classical elements of fantasy present: no magic or magic beasts, no non-human races and no gods, which actively interfere.

The story is narrated by the head of Imperial Engineers, Orhan, who, despite being a slave and milkface (a derogatory term used by blueskin Roburs a nation
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Alissa
Jul 28, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
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4.5 stars

I shook my head. Im not a court of law, I said. Im not bound to do whats just, or whats right, or whats in the interests of the human race. If I was, youd be warming your hands by a nice big fire right now. But Im not. And I reserve the right to be wrong, if I choose to be.


This is my story, and if I choose to make myself look as good as I think I can get away with, why not?
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Andris
Sep 04, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy
Judging by goodreads ratings, K.J. Parker is criminally underrated author. He writes such a wonderful, witty stories about hilarious, smart but deeply flawed and delusional characters, set in his alternative version of byzantine world.
Excellent stuff.
Jokoloyo
Dec 29, 2019 rated it really liked it
The title is a bit misleading, there is no explanation about each way to defend a walled city. (doh!)

But from the title we can get the idea and expectation about the novel, and it is pretty accurate: It is a low fantasy about defending a walled city. We can expect humors as per we can expect from Tom Holt K. J. Parker. Well, with this author, we can already expect some things, and if you already familiar with author's other works, you don't need to read my next paragraph and just read the book.
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Paul  Perry
Ive been reading Tom Holt since Expecting Someone Taller in the early 90s, and KJ Parker since stumbling across the Shadow trilogy in the 2000s, and wasnt aware for a long time that the latter was a pseudonym for the former - or, to be more contemporaneous, that many people suspected KJ Parker was a pseudonym for a well-known writer, and there was quite heated discussion within the community as to their identity.




Not that Id have been that interested - Ive always been more interested in the work
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Martin Owton
Dec 03, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I really enjoyed this one. I liked the central character, his voice, his ingenuity and his awareness of his own limitations. The world worked well with a setting drawing on both Rome and Byzantium. The pacing was taut and even throughout. The only aspect that stopped me giving 5 stars was the ending. You'll understand when you read it, which I would recommend you do.
Jordan
Apr 15, 2019 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2019
This is a unique and unexpected book that I had a really fun time reading.

Find this review at Forever Lost in Literature!

Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City is an unexpected book that felt really unparalleled in style to anything I've read recently. I could already tell from the synopsis that this was going to be different from other stories, but I really wasn't sure what to expect from it. The end result was an amusing and creative story with an incredibly snarky and dry-witted protagonist
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Kathryn
Jul 13, 2019 rated it it was amazing
I absolutely loved this book. Easily one of my favorite reads of 2019 so far. If you're on the fence about picking this up but can sample the book, read the first chapter or so. If you don't get a chuckle out of Orhan's introduction as to how things work in "this man's army" then this is not the book for you. I loved these passages so much I insisted other people in my family listen to me read them out loud, or read them for themselves while sitting in an airport lounge on vacation. My husband ...more
Ctgt
Jun 01, 2019 rated it really liked it
I swear, there's nothing in this world as satisfying as the sound of a beautifully made machine working perfectly.

This.

I want more of this.

When's the last time you read a book that uses an engineering corps as its main point of focus?
Orhan, colonel of the Corps of Engineers, has to defend the city from an approaching army. With limited supplies, few soldiers and opposing factions within the city, Orhan wheedles, connives, lies, devises, and invents to try and hold off the inevitable.

Dry humor,
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Jeremy Jackson
Sep 29, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Sheer brilliance, which is neither more nor less than anyone can expect of KJ Parker. Quite possibly his most universally accessible work yet, in the sense that it might appeal to a wider body of fantasy reader. Peppered with a few obscure nods Parkerian fanatics will recognize, particularly in the epilogue. Perhaps lacking quite the depth that I'm used to in his work, but a whole lot of fun.
Campbell
Jun 13, 2019 rated it liked it
Shelves: fiction, fantasy
Balls.

Balls, balls, balls.

To say I'm annoyed at that ending would be a towering understatement. It simply ruined what had gone before, and what had gone before was quite wonderful. I was pressed to give it five stars, I had enjoyed it that much.

In summation: balls.
Sean
Aug 13, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
The siege of pseudo-Constantinople complete with an unreliable narrator, plenty of wry wit, and lots of siegecraft details. I loved every page. The Byzantines were blue and the emperors' names were all made up, so if you want your historical fiction historical, look elsewhere. But under the surface, it's all there and it's pretty darned accurate -- the Nika riots, the court ceremony, the Blues and the Greens, the chain across the Golden Horn, all of it.

Here's an excerpt in which the narrator has
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Liz Barnsley
Apr 16, 2019 rated it really liked it
This was such a fun read Orhan is a funny, irreverent and utterly engaging character to follow along with as he attempts to save a city he couldnt care less about mainly because he fancies a bit of glory but also because there is nobody else..
An admitted liar, thrown into a situation where his wits are his main weapon, Orhan comes up with ever more creative ways to defend against the enemy with whom there is a rather more personal connection than hes willing to let on.
K J Parker s joyful,
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posthuman
I generally avoid books with medieval fantasy setting, but this was rather unlike anything I've ever read. Imagine Borges and Mark Twain collaborating on a MacGyver episode. Sixteen Ways defies genre classification, though I suppose it reads like historical fiction more than anything else.

An engineer in a corrupt medieval bureaucracy embezzles, cheats, bribes, and forges documents to get the supplies he needs to jerry-rig the defense of a city under siege. This is the riveting and deliciously
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Nathan
Mar 22, 2020 rated it really liked it
Remember when we all thought KJ Parker was a woman? In no way does it have anything to do with this book, but wow, it seems so long ago now.

Anyway... this is probably Parker/Holt's best book. It takes everything I loved about the Engineer trilogy and jams it into one quick and easy book. A fun protagonist saves the city under siege while fighting with the people within the city just as much as those looking to sack it.
kartik narayanan
Oct 30, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City is an excellent, exciting and fun read. I loved every moment reading the book.

There is plenty of sarcasm, wit, heroism, poignancy throughout the book. The main character is brilliant and he, basically, carries the story on his shoulder. The side characters would be great in any other book but here, they are overshadowed by the brilliance of the protagonist.

If there is one nit I have to pick at, it is the fact that most situations are contrived and like a
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Steve
Apr 28, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Loved it.
For starters the title of the book was an excellent hook for getting my interest after a life in engineering, and as someone who still likes to tinker with and make gadgets. Of course I wanted to know about siegecraft skills and defending a walled city!
And it turned out to be an excellent read. A well told, first person, sharp, cynical and witty commentary by an officer of an Empire engineering regiment reluctantly forced into the defence of a major city as the Empire is attacked. The
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Jared I.
Apr 13, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy
I thought that this was a terrific novel that highlighted the essences of Parker's style. It had all of his usual tropes but presented in a new and compelling way. This would make an excellent introduction into his work, I rank it just behind The Folding Knife as my favorite of his stand-alones.

Orhan is a well-written protagonist and narrator, clever and not quite as immoral as he thinks he is.

Of course, there is the trademark focus on the actual engineering and logistical challenges of a
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Benjamin
May 06, 2019 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fantasy
Should have been a 5 star but the last 10-15 pages just let me down so much.
Contrarius
Feb 01, 2020 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy, i-got-at-lib
This book made me very happy. :-)

It's detailed, it's meticulous, and it's methodical -- a lot like an engineer, oddly enough, seeing as how the MC/first-person narrator is one. It's also brilliant and sneaky -- again, much like the MC.

And it just suited me down to my toes. Notice the five-star rating, which I rarely hand out.

This book is sort of the embodiment of the principle that no good deed goes unpunished -- also the principle that the reward for doing a job well is to be given a harder
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K.J. Parker is a pseudonym for Tom Holt.

According to the biographical notes in some of Parker's books, Parker has previously worked in law, journalism, and numismatics, and now writes and makes things out of wood and metal. It is also claimed that Parker is married to a solicitor and now lives in southern England. According to an autobiographical note, Parker was raised in rural Vermont, a
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