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196 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1905
This is a silly and trite collection of rhyming verse penned by James Whitcomb Riley, who had to have been up against a publishing deadline when he submitted this set of nonsense to his publisher.
Loosely grouped as “farm rhymes,” most of the poems in this collection are written in the author’s attempt to transcribe country dialect and spelling.
I picture James Whitcomb Riley sitting outdoors desperately casting his eyes about while searching for something - ANYTHING - to try to screeve up a verse about.
Here’s a representative sample from a poem entitled “June,” which opens as follows:
“June”“O queenly month of indolent repose!
I drink thy breath in sips of rare perfume,
As in thy downy lap of clover-bloom
I nestle like a drowsy child and doze
the lazy hours away...”
This one is even worse:
“When the Frost Is On the Punkin”“When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder’s in the shock,
And you hear the kyouck and gobble of the struttin’ turkey-cock,
And the clackin’ of the guineys, and the cluckin’ of the hens,
And the rooster’s ballylooyer as he tiptoes on the fence…”
But I saved the worst of this collection for last:
“Wortermelon Time”“Old wortermelon time is a-comin’ round again,
And they ain’t no man a-livin’ any tickleder’n me,
Fer the way I hanker after watermelon is a sin -
Which is the why and wherefore, as you can plainly see…”
Weird, huh? And that’s a verbatim transcription.
I was given a HB copy published in 1905 in a box of books from a little old lady who was a family friend. If she had any living relatives, I’d take this book back to them.
My rating: 5/10, finished 8/7/23 (3842).
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