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October 6, 2023
Perfectly absurdist and unfunny. Just amazing.
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What's the most effective shark-repellent known?
- The Sahara Desert!
What's soft, yellow, and very, very dangerous?
- Shark-infested custard!
How big is the largest shark in the world?
- A little bigger than the second largest one!
Why did the shark wear red suspenders?
- The blue ones broke!
What do sharks have that no other fish have?
- Baby sharks!
How do you keep sharks from smelling?
- You cut off their noses!
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What's the most effective shark-repellent known?
- The Sahara Desert!
What's soft, yellow, and very, very dangerous?
- Shark-infested custard!
How big is the largest shark in the world?
- A little bigger than the second largest one!
Why did the shark wear red suspenders?
- The blue ones broke!
What do sharks have that no other fish have?
- Baby sharks!
How do you keep sharks from smelling?
- You cut off their noses!
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April 17, 2026
Forgive me if I’m wrong but aren’t jokes supposed to be humorous? You’d be hard pressed to find any here. You need proof? Here are just three examples:
What is the favorite spot in Monopoly for sharks to land on? Free “Sharking”.
What rifle award can sharks win? Sharkshooter.
What do you call a shark from Tennessee? A Chattanooga Chu Chu.
I rest my case.
What is the favorite spot in Monopoly for sharks to land on? Free “Sharking”.
What rifle award can sharks win? Sharkshooter.
What do you call a shark from Tennessee? A Chattanooga Chu Chu.
I rest my case.
November 16, 2019
0/10 not finny didnt crab
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