The second collection of Hellboy short stories has uneven tone and pacing as befits stories by different authors. As a test, I'll be including my favorite quote from each short story.
The Promised Smile - Rio Youers - 3*
"Maybe the lovely wife is hiding something from her peasant days."
Hellboy and Casper Morrow (the newbie investigator narrator on his first mission) are assigned to assist Cleveland Malak, heir to a hotel fortune, whose wife has been "taken" to Api Tua. Interestingly, in Malay/Indonesian, Api Tua means Old or Ancient Fire. Despite the interesting setting this was only an average story
When Doves Cry - Delilah S. Dawson - 4*
"I've always had strength on my side. I'm pretty much indestructible and ageless and hard to hurt. But these women are small and soft and helpless, fragile as eggs. I can't protect all of them. I can't protect even one of them. But maybe I can try."
Men are being ripped to pieces and murdered. The cops can't figure it out. Hellboy interviews the murdered men's surviving spouses and finds out all are battered women. This arouses our hero's protective instincts and humanity.
The Other Side of Summer - Chris Roberson - 3*
Ginny: "You sure you're not going to get caught?"
Hellboy: "Maybe, maybe not. But who cares, that was kind of fun."
The young Hellboy meets a little girl and they decide to play real live investigators, like their comic book heroes.
The Hellboyness of Hellboy - Chris Priestley - 3*
Hellboy: "I keep getting taken away somewhere."
While investigating mysterious Reliquaries, Hellboy starts to fade in and out of consciousness. The cause, is stranger than you can imagine.
One more Radical Stone Fox - Chelsea Cain - 4*
This was not the first time Liz had run away from the Bureau
A sad, short story about one of times Liz ran away from the Bureau.
The Duelist - Jonathan Maberry - 5*
They each had some ties to local politics and were often outspoken on national politics. Each of them had spoken out against school integration, and they were clearly not supporters of equal rights between races or sexes.
"Kind of losing interest in stopping this killing spree," joked Hellboy. "These guys are jerks."
We totally agree, Hellboy. Great dialogue in this ghost duelist story. Just LOVED it.
A Quiet Night in the Library - E. Lily Yu - 5*
Kate: "I could see why the librarians didn't want a foreigner looking at this book. It was bound in human skin and stitched with human hair."
Kate would be a great campfire ghost story teller. Fabulous.
Fire Is the Devil's Only Friend - Michael Rowe - 5*
He knew 3 things now, for sure: She was real. She was possessed of some form of telepathy he'd never encountered before, a form of telepathy that didn't require her receivers to be telepathic themselves. Most prominently, he knew that she was in fear for her life."
Hellboy and Liz investigate 6 missing children, but Hellboy is getting visions of the next victim. A solid and fantastic story.
A Huge Damn Vampire - Richard Kadrey - 3*
"The Rules are as before, gentlemen," said the Minotaur. "There are no rules. The fight is to the death ..."
Hellboy joins an illegal fight club to try win an idol that tells the future. Amusing, but only average.
The Other Government Guys - Weston Ochse - 5*
To top it off, his next move was to hurl himself out of a perfectly good aircraft so he could land in the Asscrackistan part of Afghanistan.
Hellboy teams up with Rangers and Hooker and Blow, 2 other government guys, to rescue Kate's nephew. Tight, and very well written.
Her Red Right Hand - Paul Tremblay - 5*
This might be the best story in this collection.
To Bell The Cat - Angela Slatter - 4*
A Kate Corrigan mystery, that was entertaining and fun for cat lovers.
Versteckdt - Kealan Patrick Burke - 3*
She was right. Everything about this was off.
Hellboy goes to Versteckdt, a remote village that isn't on any map, to help them escape having to sacrifice one man every year to a God that has escaped from inside the mountain. Good premise, but just average.
Of Boys and Two-headed Dogs - Laird Barron - 5*
Aww damn. This horrible Nazi Christian Cult story was about a boy and a dog! They almost made me cry. I am weak against kids and dogs, but am satisfied with the ending.
Burning Girls - Seanan McGuire - 1*
This story about the duality in Liz's nature, was not fun, meaningful or engrossing.
Tales of the Worm Lord - Nathan Ballingrud - 5*
The fight matters.
Great story, the second best one in this collection.