Unleash Your Inner Tudor: Henry VIII’s Inspirational Guide to a Completely Sizzling, Sparkly, Tyrannical, Much Wider, Demanding, and Sexier You

by Andy Demsky

Prepare to have greatness thrust upon you. At last England's King Henry VIII has written, Unleash Your Inner Tudor, his inspirational guide to life. After reading this landmark volume, no one will ever need any advice about life improvement again because all will have been completely answered – dating, marriage, sex, leadership, religion, parenting, and managing mood with binge eating. Eventually this book will, without doubt, be re-classified as “spirituality” (sub-classification “Superhero Erotica”) and probably replace The Bible in importance. Weaving stories of his legendary life along with all the rich wisdom and really deep insight that he’s gained over the past 500 years, Henry VIII puts success at the highest levels within the grasp of even peasants and ladies.

Genres: Humor, Nonfiction, History, British Literature, Historical

183 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 1, 2017

Reviews

[T.D. Whittle · Rating 3 out of 5]

I follow this person on Twitter, though I've no idea who lives behind the mask of this notorious bon vivant and tyrant. The tweets are pithy, funny, and necessarily brief. The humour in the book is still funny but it turns out that a tweet now and again maintains its freshness, whereas a whole book of the same type of thing page after page grows boring by the time you get a few chapters in. Or, that's what happened to me.

[Holly · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have followed Henry VIII on Twitter for ages and find his tweets funny and witty. This book is both funny and witty, but it's a stretch for a book. The "chapters" are short - they're each kind of like a very long tweet. I found myself wishing that some of them were super short, like a tweet, or just better written and fleshed out. I didn't hate it, I laughed in many parts and thought it was good, but it definitely wasn't great, in my opinion.

[Victoria Catherine Shaw · Rating 4 out of 5]

A funny and original guide to life enhancement, Tudor-style. Henry dishes out advice on all the great modern issues of the day, spanning divorce, cake, love, bacon, Brexit, parenting, golden underpants and yet more cake. While decaptiation is not a method of dispute resolution that peasants such as myself tend to have access to, you cannot question its effectiveness and Henry cuts a surprisingly relateable figure in his quest for greatness and absolute rule. After all, who doesn't want to lie in bed eating cake all day while shouting at one's subjects?

[James Crawford · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is a book mainly for followers of "Henry VIII' on Twitter. It's filled with the same type of over-the-top advice on how to deal with women, how to get to have a lot of sex, how to deal with other people and so on. For those who follow him on Twitter this will be a really fun read. If you, on the other hand, don't know anything about this Twitter account then this book will, at the very least, puzzle you or possibly even get you angry.

[Jeanette L. M. Baker · Rating 5 out of 5]

Outstanding Your Royal Highness. BRAVO!!!

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[Darcysmom · Rating 4 out of 5]

Unleash Your Inner Tudor made me laugh on just about every page. Written by "Henry VIII," the book is an expansion of his hilarious twitter account.
Reading this book was an absolute hoot and about as silly as can be.
I will definitely dip into this lifestyle guide anytime I need a giggle.

[chris · Rating 2 out of 5]

DNF 26%
writing funny and clever tweets in 280 characters doesn't automatically transition to the storytelling needed for writing a book.
this may have been better with just a copy of the tweets instead of trying to make it into a story.

[Jessica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Obviously not meant as a history textbook, it is a humorous and fun read.

[Kimberly Wingate-Deslandes · Rating 4 out of 5]

It's a delightfully guilty pleasure for history nerds!

[Nicole · Rating 5 out of 5]

It was wonderful, hilarious and a masterpiece.

[Jonathan Rogers · Rating 5 out of 5]

very humorous look at Tudor life in this guide on how to unleash your own Henry on the world

[Karl Marble · Rating 5 out of 5]

Typical lifehacks are so Yorkist

I’ve been following His Portliness on twitter for some time and figured I’d read the book. It was a funny as I had hoped with my family questioning my mental state for cackling when the room was quiet.