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Food Fight

(Strip Mall #1)

3.96  ·  Rating details ·  99 ratings  ·  60 reviews
FOOD FIGHT is the first book in a new eroticomedy duology. Each book in the Strip Mall series contains two separate stories from the same universe. No cliffhangers... just a lot of laughs and some really hot sex!

BANANAS AND DONUTS: It's a food fight of epic proportions when this not-so-sweet baker gets her hands on a gorgeous grocer's goods.

BAGELS AND BRATS: A buff butche
Kindle Edition, 159 pages
Published August 10th 2017
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⊱✿⊰ Alicia ⊱✿⊰
4 Two for One Stars

Each book in the Strip Mall series contains two separate stories from the same universe. No cliffhangers... just a lot of laughs and some really hot sex!

BANANAS AND DONUTS by T. Torrid 3.5 ⭐

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Stefanie owns and runs a bakery in the 'Rimmer' strip mall. She has done nothing but build her business for the past two since her ugly divorce. Jesse owns the market next to Stef's bakery, he is cocky and a total womaniser but he is built, gorgeous and Stef hasn't been with a man since
Aug 08, 2017 rated it liked it
Recommends it for: T. Torrid, Heather Ohhh fans, Erotic
3 Bow Chicka Bow Wow Duo Stars
* * * No Spoilage, I Swear!
This was my first experience with T. Torrid... and I have to say...Her name is apt... For this author and Heather Ohhh... have written a new series that takes the Bow Chicka Bow Wow... and puts it on the page for all to see. This book had 2 separate stories both in the same town, same mall.

Now this has the intent of humor, the insta-hook ups and in the end of each story a HEA for each couple. The humor, the action and plot is all sexual.
Natalie The Biblioholic
Aug 09, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2017, arc, romcom, smut
3.5 "Cue the insanity" stars!!

I wasn't sure what to expect from this duology. I've never read these authors before and couldn't wait to discover their writing styles. When I saw it was a RomCom with a side of smut, I couldn't sign up fast enough. And it was time well spent.

In BANANAS AND DONUTS , T. Torrid introduced me to a woman who was burning the candle at both ends and had to contend with a jerk of a manwhore neighbor at her shop. When these two stopped fighting for a second, the sparks
Book-Bosomed  blog
Jul 31, 2017 added it
Shelves: dnf
Double DNF!

This book contains two stories, both with appalling characters.

“Bananas and Donuts”
The hero (Jesse) is a manwhore who had sex with the heroine’s (Stef) employee, in her own bakery and presumably in front of her! Nope, sorry…this story had potential until that little disgusting nugget of backstory was dispensed. There’s just no way to get that visual out of my head and be able to connect with the H & h as an item now. This is supposed to be a romcom, and that is neither funny nor
1-Click Addict Support Group
Aug 09, 2017 rated it really liked it
4 Two for One Stars

Each book in the Strip Mall series contains two separate stories from the same universe. No cliffhangers... just a lot of laughs and some really hot sex!

BANANAS AND DONUTS by T. Torrid 3.5 ⭐

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Stefanie owns and runs a bakery in the 'Rimmer' strip mall. She has done nothing but build her business for the past two since her ugly divorce. Jesse owns the market next to Stef's bakery, he is cocky and a total womaniser but he is built, gorgeous and Stef hasn't been with a man since
T. Torrest
Aug 01, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  (Review from the author)
If you’re looking for a literary masterpiece, FOOD FIGHT just may fit the bill. T. Torrid and Heather Ohhh have graced the reading public with their brilliance, and, by extension, brought joy to a weary world.

I wept at the unadulterated excellence contained within the pages of BANANAS & DONUTS. I leapt with pure jubilance while celebrating the elegant prose of BAGELS & BRATS.

Together, these two tales combine to form a novel so powerful, so eloquent, so indispensable... I will forever be
Tia Louise
Aug 07, 2017 rated it it was amazing
WOW! That was one hot & spicy snack!!!!

I loved this duology! T. Torrid's "Bananas & Donuts" was nonstop Hella Hotness! And wow, Heather "Ohh" Orgeron's "Bagels & Brats" is a well-constructed, hilarious slice of erotica. I absolutely devoured it! (See what I did there?)

I mean, seriously... Valerie Cooter & Peter Johnson? (snort!)

If you're looking for a superfun way to heat up your evening (or day or weekend), don't miss this five-star, must-read sizzler.

Seconds, please?
Maggie V
Aug 08, 2017 rated it it was amazing
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Food Fight is an eroticomedy duology by the authors T. Torrid & Heater Ohhh coming August 10th!!

ARC review x121

*** ARC KINDLY provided by the AUTHORS in exchange for a HONEST REVIEW ***

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Review on Bananas & Donuts by T. Torrid

Bananas and Donuts was full of laughter, innuendos and lots of sexual tension. From the first chapter I was almost in tears with the nicknames Stefanie and Jesse were calling each other. The pent up anger definitely had some lust infused.

Stefanie Keefe owns a bakery in Rimmer, P
Michelle Brace (Wicked Babes Blog Reviews)
This book was an enjoyable and hilarious set of novellas about two couples. I really enjoyed both of these authors stories. Take their warning seriously because if you are looking for something serious then you will be in for a rude awakening. I loved that it gave me a break from all the emotionally reads I have been reading lately. They were quick reads that were not only funny as hell with the banter and the stuff that comes out of the mouths and in their minds but hot as hell as well.

I reall
Jul 31, 2017 rated it really liked it
Food Fight is an quirky flirty fun book made up of two zany comedic romance short stories. The authors will have you smiling and laughing as the shop owners and/or the employees of 4 of the food shops in the Rimmer, Pennsylvania strip mall indulge in erotic banter and actions.

The authors have a wicked quick wit about their writing style that will keep your eyes glued to the pages and your erogenous zones on fire. If you enjoy erotic zany fun, this book’s for you! Looking forward to future insta
Jul 28, 2017 rated it it was amazing
I was trusted with an early read of this one, and what can I say?
For a quick, funny and erotic story it ticks all the boxes.
As it's a short story you don't really get to know the characters, but I didn't feel it was detrimental. There was plenty of laughs from the situations and dialogue between the characters. I went into it expecting things to develop quite quickly between Steff and Jesse, and when they did get it on - DAMN!!
The book should really come with a warning - NSFW!! Don't read it
Sabrina Frontschek
Aug 08, 2017 rated it really liked it
This book is for immature audiences only! HAHAHAHA - I loved these 2 short comedic stories! Banana and Donuts - Jesse is the hot man-whore grocer neighbor. Stefanie owns the bake shop next door. There is obvious tension between these 2 (sort of a love/hate relationship) until she finally gives in! The phrases used had me laughing nonstop! Bagels and Brats - a funny love story that brings 2 opposites (plus a perverted roommate) together. No threesomes in this book, but Jerome's silliness made him ...more
Cee Cee Houston
Aug 10, 2017 rated it it was amazing
O.M.G!!! This book is the very definition of laugh out loud and thank the lord that kindles were invented so no one in the train close by can see what you’re reading. I got some looks, some not amused, others interested.
I still laugh when I think about this book, it was so damned funny and raunchy at the same time.
There was so much heat and testosterone, sass and sexiness in one book, which, I guess really is actually two, lol. Maybe that explains it? Guys, these two authors… I’d never heard of
Ryan - Sweet Red Reader
Aug 10, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: arc-love
I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of the book.

I can't wait for the next one! Food Fight was so fun and funny! Between the two, I liked T. Torrid's Bananas and Donuts more than Heather Ohhh's Bagels and Brats, but not by a large margin. I just feel that the characters, Stef and Jesse, were more fleshed out, well-rounded, and realistic. We got background on both of them and it made it easier to understand and believe their connection and chemistry. I really enjoyed Bagels and Brats to
Aug 10, 2017 rated it really liked it
Food Fight is a quick, fun read that will have you laughing out loud and fall in love all at the same time.
I have never read either of these authors, but I love a good Rom-Com. So when I read the blurb I grabbed this one up quick. I was not disappointed.
Both stories are set in the Rimmer strip mall (hahaha) and contain the best innuendos I have ever heard. I was laughing so hard at times the people around me must have thought I was crazy.
If you are looking for a story that is funny, and light
Aug 11, 2017 rated it liked it
3 stars

This duology BANANAS AND DONUTS and BAGELS AND BRATS is for lovers of smutty, insta-love fun. It is full of puns, silly antics, and hot sex. Now I will say all the weird names for body parts didn’t do it for me. ”Between his massive beef-bat pumping inside by pink canoe and his finger filling my starfruit”. You would have cracked up at the look on my face. That being said if you are looking for a fast paced read with some laughs you will enjoy this.

* advance copy provided for a voluntary
Aug 05, 2017 rated it really liked it
T. Torrid is a new author to me and she is so funny.

I mean that's what happens when you have a produce manager that knows how to toss salad and a baker who brings the perfect dessert.

Heather Ohhh is a recently discovered author and I am so glad I found her and her quick wit!!

Begals and Brats is the perfect amount of steam and funny. Their two lifestyles collide and make for the perfect combination.

These two author guve new meaning to Food Porn!
Amber - TBR Book Blog
Aug 10, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Hysterically funny and flirty stories! I don't think I've read these two authors original books but I wish I had. These alter egos are two I will definitely be reading more of when they write more.

Each story was completely opposites attract but funny also. With a title like Food Fight, you have no idea where the stories might take you but these were worth it.

2 Hot, funny, flirty stories in one!
Lisa B. Lovely
Aug 09, 2017 rated it it was amazing
I received this book as an author give-a-way and Oh MYLANTA!

This set of two short books was freaking hilarious and the sex was over the top HAWT! I loved all of the characters and will definitely be reading more about the folks in Rimmer, PA.
Sassy Southern
Aug 10, 2017 rated it it was amazing
These two stories were so hot,so steamy,and so funny with so many food puns that I didn't know whether or not I was hungry or horny most of the time!!!! Lol 😝All I can say is that you guys definitely need to give this book a try. I don't want to give to much away besides that so go give these 2 short stories in this 1 book a shot!! I definitely recommend it!!- By Tina
Hot KU Romance-Dani
Aug 01, 2017 rated it it was amazing
**Intended for immature audiences 18+**😜

Erotica meets Comedy?!! Add in the fact that its food porn....BAM!!💥 Seriously what more can you ask for?!! These two short stories were Fun, Sexy and Hilarious!!! I highly enjoyed myself reading this masterpiece!

Bananas & Donuts By T. Torrid

Stefanie the Baker and Jesse the Produce guy were a fun, hilarious and extremely HOTT treat!! Whew!🙌🏻🔥 I highly enjoyed this story. Not only was it sexy and fun it has a good bit of tension which makes for the perf
Aug 01, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: my-favs
Heed the warning!!
This book is definitely for an immature audience!!
These ladies absolutely kill it with this duology!!! It's ridiculously FUNNY and majorly HOTT!! It's cheesy done in the BEST ways!! Good job ladies!! I can't wait to read the next one!!
Aubrey B3 Book Blog
Aug 09, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Holy hell. I knew what I was getting myself into, but I also didn't. This duology was so hot, I can't even begin to put it into words.

Bananas and Donuts: Stefanie owns a bakery in a strip mall and Jesse owns a produce shop. They're neighbors in the mall, but that's it. They're not friends. Not in the least. They're barely acquaintances. To Stefanie, Jesse is the enemy. He's a douchebag and manwhore. To Jesse, Stefanie is too uptight. She spends too much time being the boss and not enough time e
Marie  Brown (Marie's Tempting Reads)
Marie's Tempting Reads ARC Review:

Who is ready for a outrageously entertaining and beyond erotic stories? That is right there is TWO stories here in Food Fight and what freaking fun these two stories were! Bananas And Donuts is too cute, fun, enemies to lovers romance that had me squirming and sighing in equal measures. I laughed at all the funny puns and I might of moaned out loud with all the naughty things our hero and heroine do. And what they do with food....FREAKING FABULOUS and WICKED! It
Becky Rendon
Aug 10, 2017 rated it it was amazing
4.5 stars

Bananas and Donuts by T. Torrid

Talk about hot...and I'm not referring to the donuts. This duo is blazing. Hot, steamy and leaves you panting for more. (Or B.O.B.)
The temp may be steady in the ovens of this bakery but these two clash and cause a rapid increase... (get it rapid increase...the dough to rise...)

I am hooked on this series with just the first story in the first duology. I also know to be prepared for the heat. Hot Damn!

Bagels and Brats by Heather Ohhh

Seriously a study in the
Crystal's Book World ~ Crystal Cordova
I had no idea what I was getting myself into as soon as I opened the book and started to read page one. I was very interested on how two authors were going to do with their quality of writing that was based in the same town. These two authors were hilarious and gave me a good laugh!

Jesse and Stef in Bananas & Donuts get down and dirty in the food biz.. No nothing was contaminated lol. Stef tries to control her "urges" when she is around Jesse who happens to sleep around. The puns and dialogu
Aug 09, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Holy hotness. This book was on fire, super sexy. The first book is clever and sexy. The second book is hilarious and sarcastic. The perfect pairing of stories, different enough to know they have separate authors but close enough to belong together in one book. Cute, funny, quick reads that are more than worth it. I was sucked in from page one and could not put this book down. If you want something you can lose yourself in, that doesn't make you think it just makes you feel (not at all sad) then ...more
Kaci Stewart
Aug 09, 2017 rated it really liked it
This is definitely not the normal type of book I would read, but it made me laugh and the two stories were short and easy to read. T. Torrid made me laugh with her funny food references and Heather Ohhh turnt up the heat with her bold and brazen female character. Overall well written and left me wanting more from Rimmer, PA. My only issue with this book, and others like it, is that they are so short that it leaves little room for major character development which I normally crave in a book. In b ...more
Aug 06, 2017 rated it liked it
Shelves: funny
"Intended for immature audiences 18+"
There is your warning, don't say they didn't tell you.

Food Fight is two novellas that set out to live up to the title; entertain and be quick and dirty.
They were both short stories about workers in different stores in a strip mall (in this case it was produce and a bakery) in a city named Rimmer, so there ya go. If you think the author(s) were not doing this on purpose, you missed the point.

I giggled at some of the ridiculous terms used, but I should have kn
Pamela Greving
Aug 10, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This book comes with a warning of "for immature audiences only." That is NOT a typo. Food Fight is meant to be funny, immature, maybe a bit crude, and definitely hot. If you don't mind sexual innuendos made with food puns, this book is for you. If you aren't ready to read a story about Peter Johnson and Valerie Cooter who work at a strip mall in Rimmer, PA, this book is not for you. I thought Food Fight was comical and was just an overall easy book to read. If you are looking for a quick beach r ...more
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