LANI LYNN VALE IS THE
WORST AUTHOR EVER
This woman loves to depress people. She throws as much sad sh!t into books as she can. PS - the dog dies. And cancer. And child rape. You know.... all the normal things LLV puts in her books. This entire review is considered a SPOILER, so proceed with caution....
Evander (farmer, tow truck driver) has just been released from prison after serving four years for a crime he didn't commit. He's a quiet, gentle giant. He's estranged from his shitty family, including his police officer brother who helped arrest him. Evander is the town outcast because of his arrest. He's at the farmers supply store and bumps into his neighbor.
Kennedy (30, virgin, you read that right) has the absolute WORST LIFE EVER. Not only did her parents do a "parent trap" and split her from her twin at birth, but when she reconnects to her twin as an adult, the twin ends up dying of CANCER. Oh that's after Kennedy's mom and someone else died of cancer. Like WTF. There's this entire thing where her sister refuses to go to chemo, her sister's husband keeps Kennedy from saying goodbye to her sister when she's on her death bed, and then keeps her from seeing her nephews. It's absolutely HORRIBLE. The guy doesn't even tell her about the funeral!!!!! Plus, Kennedy suspects that the husband actually killed the twin, which we never get a resolution for.
So Evander and Kennedy form a tentative friendship based on their farm life. Kennedy has chickens and she makes her living from selling the eggs. She also has a donkey, dog, and some goats. Their other neighbor's dog slaughters all of Kennedy's chicks - TWICE.
When they finally have sex and he takes her virginity, he sits up and says well this can't happen again. I won't see you again, and then he leaves. That motherfucker. He does this because he doesn't want her tarnished by his reputation and he also wants revenge against the people that sent him to prison.
So while he's gone is actually when Kennedy's sister dies of cancer and that mofo doesn't even go by to check on her!!!! It's weeks before he stops by and that twat just jumps his bones right there. Girlfriend - that man took your V card, left you, and then wasn't there for the worst week of your life and you're just letting him waltz back in??? NO THANK YOU.
Then, he's a jerk and tries to leave her behind to go get his revenge and she decides to pack up and leave. She takes her DOG and goats and leaves them tied to the car at the police station and catches a bus out-of-town. WHAT AN UTTER B!TCH. How you gonna just leave your animals tied to the car?!?!
THEN, they get back together and the bad guy breaks into the house and KILLS HIS DOG. His dog is the military dog he's had for most of his life. The dog that never leaves his side. The dog that saved his life in Afghanistan. His BFF and savior from PTSD. Yes - that b!tch LLV killed off THAT DOG!!! Who does that?!?! and WHYYYYYY?????
I won't even talk about the rape references because do we really need any more reasons to hate this author???
It's weird because in the first 25% of the book, I was starting to like the slow build of their relationship because it was kind of tender and sweet. Then as soon as they had sex, LLV went right back to her normal bullshit. I hate that woman.
I kept going back to this author because for some dumb reason Libby carries all of her books and I'm always short on audiobooks. No more. I'm so over this.