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Jacquelyn and the Sparkly Emo Vampire Goat

4.20  ·  Rating details ·  5 ratings  ·  4 reviews
Who Needs a Fairy Godmother?

They say youngest daughters have a magic all their own. With six older sisters preparing for the next royal ball and a magical, talking goat on her hands, can Jacquelyn see that everyone gets their happy-ever-after?
Paperback, 40 pages
Published June 27th 2017
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Allan Kemp
Jun 06, 2017 rated it it was amazing
In this charming fairy tale, the heroine, Jacquelyn Farmer, is no damsel in distress waiting for a Prince Charming to come rescue her from her dreary life. She's too busy taking care of the farm and her family. When she takes on the added responsibility of caring for a sparkly emo vampire goat, she does it without complaint or regret. Though Edward the talking goat is a fun character, Jacq's good nature and common sense drives the story. A. G. Carpenter's prose is beautiful and spare. There isn' ...more
Jeremy Hicks
Jul 14, 2017 rated it it was amazing
When this author first told me the title of her book at LibertyCon 2017, I was wary. Very wary. However, when she told me that it was a fairy tale spoof of Jack and the Beanstalk combined with a satire of Twilight, I bought it immediately. Best five bucks I have ever spent! Read this aloud to my girlfriend and our nine-month-old, and we all loved it. Difficult to read in place because we could not stop laughing all the way through this madcap little jewel. My son loved Edward's voice, especially ...more
Jul 03, 2020 rated it it was ok
The premise of this book is quite fun
Though I am not sure why the author chose for a seeming twilight reference, nor why the goat has such a thick accent that is spelled out every time he talks.
Susannah Shepherd
Oct 08, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: shorts
A tale as shaggy as the titular goat: a short but tremendously fun read.
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A.G. Carpenter writes fiction of (and for) all sorts. She's had Twitter fiction published at One Forty Fiction and Trapeze Magazine. Her short stories have appeared in Daily Science Fiction, Goldfish Grimm's Spicy Fiction Sushi, Abyss & Apex, and Stupefying Stories Showcase. Individual novelettes are available as eBooks through most electronic vendors.

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