Puck Aholic, by the wonderfully, talented and hilarious Lili Valente, is the third book in the Bad Motherpuckers series. Lili is one of my go-to-authors. I know everything she writes is going to be fantastic. She's quickly become one of the best writers of romantic comedy. I love all of her books, but this hockey series is top notch! We've met Tanner before. He has a hilarious phobia that I'm still laughing about. He's also sexy, gentle, kind, funny, romantic, muscle-y, dirty mouthed and swoonworthy. In a nutshell, he's my favorite character of 2017 who I wish were real. He's the perfect specimen. He's not a jerk. He's not a douche and he's not a player. He's perfection. He's paired with the hilarious, quirky, hot mess, Diana(Brendan's sister). She's new to town and she's had very bad luck with men. She's wildly attracted to her sexy, hockey playing roommate, but acting on it is a big mistake. But, the more she gets to know him and sees that he's really a genuinely nice guy, her defenses are blown. She needs to climb him like a tree. Be up against every surface in their house and be under him at every chance she can get. Can Diana get out of her own way and trust that Tanner is real? Will Tanner let the best thing that's ever happened to him get away? I loved this story! I laughed, teared up, got hot and bothered and laughed some more. I can't get enough of this series or these characters. Bring on Petrov!
"So the pig is in love with you? Is that what you're saying?"
"The ladies love me, Diana. It's my cross to bear."
"This is sex, Tanner. Magical unicorn-penis sex, and that's it." His dimples pop, and I laugh. I can't help it. "You look so proud of yourself."
"Well, it's not every day a guy learns he's got a magical unicorn penis."
I want her tight against me, her breath in my mouth, her heartbeat echoing in my chest, her skin hot against mine. I want her time and attention, her laughter and tears, her smartass jokes and thoughtful touches and way of saying my name like she's got a secret and can't wait to share it with me.