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Unwrap Your Candy

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Thom's life has a soundtrack. Unseen glass phalluses--thousands of them--whirring softly along conveyer belts on the other side of the factory wall. The snap and splash of eggs against plaster. The scratch-fizz-tang of cigarette lighters being flipped again and again. A thousand throats swallowing a thousand swigs of beer; a thousand sets of lungs choking on a thousand Fre ...more
ebook, 252 pages
Published September 10th 2017 by Common Deer Press
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Karissa Ostheimer
Wander into the life of Thom, a dreamy haze of cigarette smoke, Guinness and rubber. Akin to Mr. Miller’s equally exceptional novel, Ark, readers get a full submersion into the mind of the lead character. In this tale, we become Thom, a condom factory employee seemingly lost on his brambled path to a satisfying career and love life. How exactly he got there, we don’t know, nor do we care as we spiral downward with him.
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Sep 12, 2017 rated it really liked it
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I’ve received an eARC for an honest review. Receiving one doesn't affect my opinion of this book. I would also like to thank Common Deer Press for sending it.

"Barriers are only so effective. Sometimes things just leak through, even if you hold them back."

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