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Buy Me, Sir

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They call him the puppet master.
They say he’s dirty, dark and dangerous.
And they’re right.
He’s everything they say he is, and more.
So much more.

Alexander Henley has no idea I exist. No idea whatsoever how much I want him.
But that’s all about to change.
Because if there’s one thing I know about the puppet master, it’s that he pays well to pull women’s strings.
And I’m going t
Published March 16th 2017
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SueBee★bring me an alpha!★

⭐⭐⭐⭐1/2! Buy Me, Sir (stand-alone). Obsession, secrets, manipulation brings a naïve stalker to attorney Alexander Henley aka The Puppet Master

“I had no idea at all that the papers called him the puppet master, or that I’d come to know he has a penchant for asphyxiation games and brutal fucking.”

Buy Me, Sir (stand-alone) follows Melissa Martin aka Amy L. Randall as she starts her new job in the cleaning department, but she is truly on an undercover stalking mission. As the story unfolds we
✰♊ Angie ♊✰
I'm not really sure where to go with this review...
Basically, I spent my whole reading experience with this book as 2017 SAG Awards Winona Ryder.




Admittedly, this book was pretty far out of my comfort zone. I knew it going in. I embraced the level of discomfort I was probably going to experience with this read. I welcomed it with an open mind. And, it was definitely uncomfortable... on many levels. But, I muscled through reading the whole entire book... despite my deep desire to DNF several times

Melissa “Lissa” Martin is a nineteen year old who was forced into adulthood when her parents died in a tragic car accident. Since then, she has been raising her toddler brother and had to put her education and dreams on hold. But Lissa never gave up on the dream of meeting the man that showed her kindness on one unexpected day.

“He’d just been a posh guy in a suit, until he smiled at me. And that smile was enough for me to gift my heart to a man I’d probably never see again.”

Alexander James H
Mar 21, 2017 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: Kinky fuckers
Genre: Erotica
Type: Standalone
POV: First Person - Dual

Alexander Henley was known as the Puppet Master. As a hotshot criminal lawyer, he could pull strings and get things his way. But all his fame and notoriety started to make him feel empty inside as his personal life slowly crumbled.

Melissa (Lissa) Martin had her life all planned out. As an aspiring lawyer, she looked up to her idol to follow his footsteps. However, life pulled her to a different direction. Desperate to get back to the
Sophia Triad
Hmm, well, okay, yeah, so, hmm...

“I’m going to get to the eighteenth floor,” I say. “That’s where he is.”
“And then what? Hope he likes stripy caps and polyester?”
I shake my head, and it seems funny again. It all seems funny again.
I throw my crappy cap at Dean’s head. “And then I’m going to sniff his seat.”
He catches it easily. “I’m not even sure you’re joking,” he says.
I shrug. Smile. Make our tea, but say nothing.
Because, truth be told, I’m not even sure I’m joking myself.

Warning: If you have n
Mar 18, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: reviewed
WOW - I need to sort my thoughts.

Jade West is an author that is NOT afraid of pushing boundaries or pushing me out of my comfort zone. :D

Which is good because Buy Me, Sir was one explosive and thrilling novel. Whew this book kept me on the edge of my seat. I'll only say two words - erotic asphyxiation.

Buy Me, Sir was not for the faint of heart. But I believe if you are a fan of Jade West's novels a warning is not necessary.

I personally couldn't wait to jump into her latest novel. So far her book
Mar 23, 2017 rated it liked it

3.5* emotional and difficult read at times.

Alexander Henley is a sex addict, he pays a fortune for the dirty sex he likes including erotic asphyxiation, porn, webcam girls, escorts… a constant itch he can’t seem to scratch. With his marriage gone, his sons living with his wife he's free to indulge whenever he likes and he does but he also struggles with himself and his life and this is what made me continue reading.
I thought I'd struggle with Alexander more than I did I think the self loathing w
3* i found you STARS!

Review @ Midnight Romance


Since Jade West changed the title (originally) from Puppet Master and I'm already intrigued. Her works always push me out of my comfort zone. And this one definitely a bit uncomfortable for me. The story looks promising but it took too freakin' long to finished.

Melissa Martin is your average woman. Nothing special about her. She works her ass off as a new cleaner in the posh building. One of her purpose is to be known by the man of her 'wet' dream.
“If a woman truly belongs to you it’s written all over her. She smells of it. It’s in her smile. In the flutter of her lashes. In the way her body pulls towards yours, like a magnet. A charge.”
- Alexander Henley

* * *
“I was wrong about everything.
I thought I knew every single thing there was to know about this man, but I was a fool.
Because I know things. Stupid little things. Tiny pieces of shattered mirror I’ve been fitting together as I go.
But the mirror doesn’t make the man.”
- Melissa

* * *
Jacqueline's Reads
3.5 Hot Hot Hot Stars

Jade West books are my guilty pleasure. I know she will always put me in a good mood. I didn’t read anything about Buy Me, Sir prior to one-clicking. After reading it, I have to say, I didn’t love it, but I didn’t hate it. The kink and sex made up for its faults. The idea of the book is good, but the execution is lacking. If you want a super steamy read, then you will not be disappointed with this one, BUT that’s all you are gonna get.

The book starts with foreshadowing. You
My favourite Jade West to date.

This one has totally reset my boundaries. Alexander is a true sexual deviant, getting his kicks from some extreme sexual behaviour. It made me wince, yes, but somehow the author made it sound intensely erotic and sensual. Honestly.

I may need professional help after reading this, but jeez it got me squirming in my seat.

There's a thriller feel to this too as Melissa is keeping a massive, gamechanging secret from Alexander so all of the time I was squirming away read
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Title: Buy Me, Sir
Author: Jade West
Category: Erotic Romance, M/F, M/M
Series or Standalone: Standalone
POV: Dual, First Person
Plot: 5+++++
Characters: 5+++++
Scorching Level: 5+++++
HEA: Not telling

Dear God. Where do I begin???
Jade West is my favorite author when it comes to books that push the boundaries. This book is one of her best. It was complex, utterly addictive, really well written and of course dirty! You have to expect dirty!
Alexander Henley is a puppet master. He pulls strings and other
3.5 Obsessed Stars!

Not my favorite Jade West read, this one
Was a little twisted, still a smokin hot read though, with an interesting plot, and of course Jade's signature Kinky Sex!

M/F, M/M/F,
Apr 21, 2017 marked it as lost-interested
I read 50% of this book but I just can't continue anymore. It's just me, I think! My main problem was the writing and the lack of heart! And it was a little slow for me. Before I start it I thought it should have been intriguing, but nope! Not happening! But don't listen to me and read it, Hope you enjoy it!
Jul 29, 2017 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 02-purchased-99
Well, that was more than a bit of a letdown.

Not that I didn't expect it to let me down. Au contraire, I did. I had been forewarned. But still...


Series: No

Sexy times: And Buddha wept at all the sexy times. This one, it's not for the faint of heart. Go into this expecting durty times not sexy times.

Plan on reading more by the author: After this book and the last one, I am afraid the author has shot her load, as it were. Pardon the reference.

Synopsis: Let's just agree to call the heroine M, shall
Apr 19, 2017 rated it did not like it
MF, MMF, and MM. The second male was introduced @ 70% and was included in the creepy HFN.

I don't recommend this book. If it had not been KU, I would have returned it. Character wise, Alexander, Melissa, and Dean were pretty disgusting human beings. Additionally, Alexander and Melissa were a good match as far as selfishness. Dean was a muddy doormat. They were a mentally screwed up motely crew and deserved each other. Unfortunately, I didn't enjoy reading about them.

Alexander was a bisexual sadi
Mar 22, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: erotica, romance, bdsm

Buy Me, Sir is my first read of Jade West. It was a slow build for me but the end certainly kept me on the edge of my seat. It was one thrilling but emotional novel.

Alexander Henley aka the legal Puppet Master “Because my dirty hands pull everyone’s strings.”, 44 years and a highly successful criminal lawyer with very unique sexual preferences he has a penchant for asphyxiation games and brutal fucking. Divorced and father of two sons it may seem like he is the epitome of success and has all
Malene_D *BadAndDirtyBooks*
Jade West doesn't hold back when it comes to sex. That's also what I admire about her and her stories. They're so much more than sex. It's all about the characters and their deprived ways. Alexander likes it rough in his spare time. Very rough. Like hold the woman down and choke her. Among other things. Why? Well there's a reason for it and it goes back to his childhood. He's a very flawed man who bails out corrupt people because he can since he's a powerful lawyer. Melissa is struggling since s ...more
sara j
5 stars.....

so intense and so good story line...

the best part of this book is its heroine....she is one of my favourite heroine till now ......she is so crazy,so determined and very very strong.....
her love is unconditional ......she love our hero so much that it make me brawl all the time while reading it......her whim to achieve something and how to achieve it is make me adored and emotional toward her all the time while reading this mind blowing book...

story plot is too suspense its
Apr 13, 2017 rated it it was amazing

Jade West always delivers a good read to me. This book is no exception! I like how her character builds up as I read along, no situation is rushed and everything else is well defined! Though there's the element of BDSM, which the author is known for, but I consider this more of a love story. I like the swoon-worthy, dirty talker Alexander and I'm rooting for Melissa all the way! So far, this is my favorite book of Ms. West. When it comes to dark romance, BDSM, erotica type of books this is my go
Akanksha❤ Søren♰
What a book.
Absolutely crazy! I loved every minute of it. Its nuts and oh so amazing. A must read for people who like their books to be a little different from time to time. This book surely is a gem.
Shari Kay
Apr 01, 2017 marked it as skip-it  ·  review of another edition
Even in whacko smut... homey don't share (view spoiler)
Maren Lee
Mar 20, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Good God I can't even with this book. What the fuck did I just read? I loved it.
Debbie "Buried in Her TBR Pile"
Own in Best of 2017. 4 stars

Instead of 3.5 stars, I changed to 4. Partly because I keep thinking about it and it is well-written - read on for more reasons.

Alexander (H ) is a lawyer - good looking but not very nice. He also likes very rough, dirty & extreme sex (if you want to know more, message me.) Melissa (h) is an aspiring lawyer who dropped out of college after the tragic death of her parents. She works as an cleaner in H's office building. She is raising her baby brother alone. Melis
I was hooked when I read it dealt with; "Erotic Asphyxiation" (couldn't hit one-click fast enough) The story line sounded so interesting but of course (With My Dark Taste) I knew it was to good to be true! I'm very disappointed. I almost DNF a couple of times and I skimmed a few pages! It was a very slow... slow start for anything to happen.. But about 43% It started getting better (finally some sex and breath play scenes) but then it continued to drag..... This books story line dealt more with; ...more
Melanie (mells_view)
Jade West is everything :)

Ok so I'm slightly obsessed with the way that Jade West takes a trope or a kink that I'm not necessarily into and makes it feel slightly normal, and reasonable to just be part of every day life. I planned to read this story anyway, but bumped it up my TBR on the recommendation of a friend. I'm glad I did because the story was interesting, and the characters were crazy, but I loved them all the same.

I don't think I'll be partaking in the kink in this book any time soon,
Apr 27, 2017 rated it it was ok
_____2.5 stars_____

What can I say... I love Jade West kinky fuckery staff she writes. This is only reason I gave this book 2.5 stars. Main heroine is batshit crazy, annoying as hell!!! And because of that storyline is silly, childish, unrealistic at all.
Anita Powers
I am so disappointed in this book, I gave it one star because I was invested in this couple, I had spent my time reading this book only to have it ruined by two parts in the whole book and I don't see how these two parts added anything good to the story whatsoever. I am not even going to bother saying what I liked because it still angers me that even the ending which I was so happy about was ruined with the last few sentences. There was no added benefit to get Dean involved in their sex life, I ...more
Sep 05, 2017 rated it liked it
Shelves: mmf, bdsm, erotica, rich, creepy
2.5 creepy stars

Definitely not for me...couldn't connect with characters and all that chair sniffing was kind of gross.
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Jade has increasingly little to say about herself as time goes on, other than the fact she is an author, but she’s plenty happy with this. Living in imaginary realities and having a legitimate excuse for it is really all she’s ever wanted.
Jade is as dirty as you’d expect from her novels, and talking smut makes her smile.
She lives in the Herefordshire countryside with a couple of hounds and a guy
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“I don’t need to drape myself over a woman to show she belongs to me. It’s all in the eyes. In hers, in mine. If a woman truly belongs to you it’s written all over her. She smells of it. It’s in her smile. In the flutter of her lashes. In the way her body pulls towards yours, like a magnet. A charge.” 1 likes
“A feeling that I’ll know what to do when the time comes. Doors opening into darkened corridors, and more doors, deeper and deeper. Like the detective novels I used to pick up from the charity shop as a kid, there were always so many breadcrumbs, a trail unfolding as you flipped the pages, and then BAM, at the end it would all come together, a sense of satisfaction as the whole picture came into view.” 0 likes
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