A License to Jizz

by Thor Cox

Graffiti City: Cummageddon
Issue 1
A LICENSE TO JIZZ

Suzy Suxxx takes both of her jobs very seriously. As one of the hottest porn stars in Graffiti City, she keeps the adult citizens happy with her gravity-defying moves on the set. As a secret Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T.) agent, codenamed Starfish, she keeps innocents safe.

The supervillain business has been booming lately. With a recent spike in activity from the evil Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.), Suzy is up to her eyeballs in boy-joy juice to keep her unique superpower flowing. Quite frankly, it's exhausting.

After being on call 24/7 for weeks, all she wants is a damn night off.

But things are looking up when a religious hunk of a villain appears at the scene of a crime she's investigating. Not only does Celibator's puritanical innocence threaten to bring Suzy to her knees, but he could also help her hook the biggest bottom-dweller in the L.O.A.D. pond: the Jacker. Rumor has it, the Jacker has his sights on purloining Abraham's Testicles.

As in, THE Abraham. From the Bible.

If L.O.A.D. gets their greasy hands on this powerful magical artifact, it could mark the beginning of an unholy war against humanity, fought with sexual weapons of mass destruction.

A superhero's work is never done, and there are no nights off.

Griffin City is screwed, motherfuckers. Long live Graffiti City.

Genres: Erotica

ebook

Published June 6, 2017

About the author

Thor Cox spends his days hunting frost giants in the land of ice and snow. When he’s not slaughtering jötnar, wrestling polar bears in the Svalbard, or carving magical runes from the bones of his enemies, he writes superhero smut.

Reviews

[Renee · Rating 5 out of 5]

I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

This is the first issue in the Graffiti City Series from new author Thor Cox. A License to Jizz.

Welcome to Graffiti City. A city filed with villain and hero's alike. Suzy Suxxx has two jobs she takes very seriously. She's the hottest porn star in Graffiti City and she keeps the innocents of Graffiti City safe as a member of the secret Sexual Liberation Underground Task-force. Code name Starfish. Needless to say the super-villain business has been booming lately with a spike in activity from the Legion of Absolute Domination. This means Suzy is exhausted from being up to her eyeballs in boy-juice to keep her unique superpower flowing. All she wants is one night off. But NO..... That is ruined when Suzy is called to a crime scene and faces the religious hunk of a villain Celibator. Thanks to this innocence Celibator could bring Suzy to her knees or he could be the answer to her getting the biggest bottom-dweller in the L.O.A.D. pond: The Jacker. Word has it he is after a magical religious artifact. If he succeeds it could mark the beginning of an unholy war against humanity fought with sexual weapons of mass destruction. A superhero's work is never done, and there are no nights off.

I will be the first one to tell you that this book is way out of the zone of what I usually read but I volunteered to read it because superhero's and smut. What's not to like. And like I did a whole lot. I also realized that Thor Cox has to have a brilliant mind to even come up with something like this. It's just genius!! I know I'd have never been able to think of anything like this in my wildest imagination. I loved reading this book. A lot of things, like how Suzy gets her powers, were just so darn clever. Celibator too is her exact opposite in getting his power and you know something epic is going to happen when these two run into each other. I can say I sure didn't expect what happened to happen and I might have yelled no, no, no about twenty times. You will just have to grab the book to find out what happens. I am terrified I'm going to give something away if I talk about the story to much. This is a story that needs to be experienced first hand.

If you love superhero's and villain's with a side of really clever smut then this book is a must read for you. It shocked me this is Thor Cox first book. It is so well written and I can not wait to get my hands on the second issue to find out what the heck is going to happen. Get ready for some heart-pounding, smutty fun with A License to Jizz.

[Thor Cox]

Epic superhero smut.

[Cranky - The Book Curmudgeon · Rating 5 out of 5]

***** 5 Cranky Stars *****

I'm giving this book 5 stars for creativity alone and the simple fact that I now know several different phrases and slang for genitals. I can say genitals right? I don't even think that was used in this book.



Suzy Suxx AKA Starfish is a superhero with the S.L.U.T. league she is also a porn star. Which comes in handy (hahaha that happened) when she needs to fight crime. You see Suzys superpower is powered by sperm. Yeah yeah I know oh that's nasty and trust me this book is NASTY. In this tale she's out to fight against the villain The Jacker who is part of the L.O.A.D. league.



Peter aka The Celibator has been after a different kind of evil since his mothers untimely death. He learns that his superpower is from his super sperm. After a lot of time shaking the one eyed snake he learns that if he holds out his powers grow hence the name. He is recruited by The Jacker but quickly learns that he'd rather fight on the side of good. He meets Suzy and they team up.



I don't know what to honestly say about this book other than i'm dying laughing. The superhero names were hilarious and genius. The imagery will be stuck in my head for ages.



You need to go into this book with an open mind please no prudes allowed. It has something to offend everyone and luckily i'm not so congratulations. I took a big chance on this and I was like let's do this!! Bravo to Thor Cox and he/she's nasty, crude, maybe crazy brain.

[Rie Warren · Rating 5 out of 5]

My, my, my. Mr. Cox. Can I call you that?

Where to start? How to end... Ummm, well, first off, you had me at A License to Jizz. I'm feeling epic James Bond theme songs melded with the Sucker Punch soundtrack, all combined with sick twisted clever appeal. I'm surprised you can handle so many cocks and so much sex at one time, Mr. Cox. Actually, I've been following your Facebook page and your newsletter, and I'm not surprised at all.

In this first Issue we're introduced to the formerly thriving Griffin City. Decaying. Destroyed. Desperate. Now it's Graffiti City. How fitting for a crime-infested, downtrodden, bleak landscape where only the questionable (at times) superheroes of the Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T. for short<--hahahaha) are left to face down the kingpins of their nemeses, the Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D. <--obvi, more laughter spilling from me for the sheer genius).

I'm not gonna replay the plot. You gotta read it to believe it. But I will say:
Biblical artifacts in the form of Abraham's Balls are up for grabs.
The biblical balls are guarded by one rabbi, Hyme Assblatz (no lie)
Suzy Suxxx--the busty pornstar by day--is actually a S.L.U.T. operative by night, and she goes by the monicker Starfish. I hope you get the dirty majesty of both those titles because...goddamn, brilliant.
We have the Jacker. He is *head of* L.O.A.D. And all I have to say about that is, the Joker? The Jacker? Also...cock.
And then the wildcard in this first issue: Peter Reems. *snort snort snort* He comes (a lot) into this piece as the newly prudent (whaaaat?) hero/villain/hero self-named Celibator. Oh my God. Yes, Celibator. And if you don't pronounce it like Skeletor he's gonna get really mad and maybe slap you with his massive schlong.

I laughed. I laughed some more. I *marveled*. But not like Marvel Comics (winks) because this is just so majestically dirty and delicious I want more, more, more. Screw Iron Man. I want more S.L.U.T.s and L.O.A.D. Ahhh, it feels so good to say that.

Thor Cox. You sexy Svalbard beast you! Noir and nasty. Wildly imaginative and wickedly funny. Plot driven with smut intermingled in the craziest ways. And danger danger danger that only ramps up with the finale of Issue #1.

The cover, just revealed to acclaim this week, is a freakin' sexy in-your-face masterpiece harking back to the days of...fuck it. Days of nothing. You just created your own cult genre. I might hate you for that. JS.

All first five issues coming month after month to make an entire blockbuster summer. And yes, I'm adding the rest to my tbr bookshelves as soon as I finish this review. If you think Chuck Tingle holds the bar for off-the-wall wild reads, I believe he's just met his match as Cummageddon is sexy AF, smart as hell, and powered by a story arc I cannot wait to see through to the end. Sexual artifacts! Superheroes! Villains! A dark and disease-riddled city! Pure pervy entertainment.

Cummageddit it on.

****Griffin City is a tampon-stuffed toilet flushing itself into the ocean, a viper’s nest of desperation, a decaying den of thieves, pimps, pushers, and cum-grubby whores. But, it hasn’t always been like that. Signs of better times linger in faded postcards of cherry-cheeked families playing on Wankers Beach, laughing teenagers riding the roller coasters at Horny Island, and lovers entangled over luxurious meals at Prissy’s downtown.

Now, the restaurants are owned by crime lords. Horny Island has been castrated and left to rot on the edge of town. Barbed wire seals off quarantined beaches, caged with bashed-in signs warning of industrial waste, flesh-eating bacteria, and raw sewage.

Nobody needs a sign. You can smell that shit.

From the spoiled waters of the poisoned sea, across the crumbling reach of the downtown skyscrapers, to the nasty-ass labyrinth of Olde Towne and the shady “businesses” on Fuck Street, the whole city bleeds from a rectal cancer that will kill everything you ever loved before it stuffs you cock-first into the grave.

On I-69, coming into town, you can hear the gunfire. You can see the carnage. The acidic flicker of fluorescent lights going bad buzz and flash across a welcome sign spray-painted into layers of art for the damned, tagged into chaos by meth boyz, booze bitches, and the criminally insane.
GRIFFIN CITY IS DEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS.
LONG LIVE GRAFFITI CITY.****

ARC received from the publisher for a fair and honest review.

[Tara · Rating 5 out of 5]

A License to Jizz, the first book in the Graffitti City: Cummageddon Issue #1 series which Thor Cox has slated for five books and if those are anything like THIS first one, we're in for an AMAZING ride.

Suzy Suxxx is a busy lady, carries two jobs as a porn star and a secret Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T.) agent, codenamed Starfish, she keeps innocents safe at ALL costs.

While doing her agent duty she consistently runs into
activity from the evil Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.). What's REALLY interesting is how she gets her super strength, you aren't going to believe THIS!

If you want a laugh out loud, on the edge of your seat, not want it to end, outrageous kind of book you read, THIS is definitely it. It's not for the squeamish, it's very bold but very fun. I absofreakinglutely loved it and can't wait for the next books in the series. Thank you Kendall for the introduction and Thor Cox for my next great adventure.

[Lynda · Rating 4 out of 5]

From the second you start reading A License to Jizz the tongue and cheek sarcastic humour is there, boom, making you laugh at the creative crudeness.
I'm going to be honest, I haven't picked up my iPad to read in over 6 months. When Amanda got the arc for this she mentioned it's not to long and I though you know what this could be it, the book to spark my passion. The fact it had me laughing in the first paragraph was a hek of a good sign.

We jump straight in with the hulked up sexified superhero Suzi Suxx and how she gets her powers charged up. A hormone charged encounter with a super villain and you just know when these two are going to do the nasty one way or another and it's going to be dirty.
All the characters intrigued me with their unique abilities.

Thor Cox sure knows how to twist a super hero comic book and make it a naughty little story.

4 Stars

[The Book Fairy Reviews · Rating 4 out of 5]

A fun, good time read that had me rolling and sweating at the same time. A must read!

[LeTeisha Newton · Rating 5 out of 5]

A dirty, hot, slapping balls good time! For every geek out there who's mourned the succession of comic books into a new era (outside of #52 reboots and multiple universes that just stop making sense), this series is most definitely for you. What I wouldn't give to see this actualized in graphic novel, hard core style. Reminiscent of works like The Boys, Marshal Law, The Filth, and Black Kiss, A License to Jizz will just make you stand up ... erm in more ways than one. So I'm fan-girling a bit here, sue me. I'm already pre-ordering the bundle!

[Brandy Dorsch · Rating 5 out of 5]

The geek in me was so excited when I was asked to review A license to Jizz. Seriously, who doesn't have a hard on for superheros, S.L.U.T.S and smut in abundance? Mr. Cox has managed to come up with something that is completely outside of everything else you see on the Zon. He steps out of the predictable and gives us Suzy. Throw in some out of this world dialogue, more jizz than I can wipe up(or swallow) and you have a story that will give your hand cramps. Add the rest to your TBR list because it is going to be a wet summer. :)

[Kristina Bonham · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book had me hooked from beginning to end. It's rude, crude, fun, and down right dirty. This is a very adult super hero story. I am anxiously awaiting the next books in the series.

[Lustful Literature · Rating 4 out of 5]

Josie's Review 4.5 stars

This is the first issue in the Graffiti City Series and it was an enthralling, unique and entertaining read. I took a chance on this book because it is way out of my normal range. I couldn’t turn up a chance to read a book about superheros, heroines, villains and smut. This is smut clear and simple and some might not enjoy this but I found that the smut portion was balanced out perfectly with the plot of this story.

The author has a brilliant and unique writing style. This is Supergirl on porn! This isn’t a contemporary romance book it has more of a comic book feel and it took me outside of my box.

I loved this book, I loved the life and people of Graffiti City, how our heroine Suzy gets her powers and how she doesn’t care where or when she needs it. Celibator, our anti villain is Suzy aka StarFish’s polar opposite. If you want to talk fate or destiny than it would be this couple. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to scream or bow down to the author when things clicked into place!!

This is a short read and I can’t say much because I’d give it all away. You have to go in with an open mind and experience this yourself. If you are looking for a quick, fun, smutty read with a twist of super heroine fights with villains this is a book for you. It will make you laugh, scream and want to wear a super hero cap! For this being the author’s debut novel it was well written and flowed perfectly. I can’t wait for the next issue in this series.

[Joanna · Rating 5 out of 5]

Panty Scorching- 5
Storyline-5
Angst- 0
Tissues-0
Value-5
Overall Rating- 5
Received an ARC for review
Reviewed by Joanna

Go into reading this book with an open mind and a sense of humor.

This is a story about a city, Graffiti City to be exact. A city filled with villains and superheroes. Not your conventional story.. nor your conventional characters.

You have a “Superhero” by the name of “Suzy Suxxx”. She is not only a porn star, but she is a superhero, and she gets her strength in a not so normal way. She gets her strength from “cum”.
So when she is feeling weak… and needing to fight crime and the local villains, she must get what she can. And… depending on where she gets it.. will depend on the level of strength she gets. (You have to read it to know what I mean… I won’t go into details.)

Let me just say this about this story… I was first thinking to myself… What have I gotten myself into? I felt this author went above and beyond to get readers “SHOCKED” and “DISGUSTED”…but after I got into reading it… and got over my initial “shock”… It was a fun read. I don’t know how I had a change of heart, but it was very well written, and a fun, and different story to read.

I am normally not into this kind of story… but it was really fun and I got sucked… NO, NOT LIKE SUZY, I got sucked into this story and couldn’t put it down.

So again, I highly recommend this story, if you aren’t looking for an ordinary romance. And you have a sense of humor… and you like dirty. If you can get into that… you can get into this story.

[Mindy Guerreiros · Rating 3 out of 5]

If you are looking for something with superheros and villains, thats both different yet smutty, then this book most certainly is for you.

I greatly appreciate when authors take risks and think outside the box, which is why I took a chance on reading something other than my usual reads. When it comes down to it, I'd say that Thor did a pretty good job at creating a super smutty world, storyline, and characters.

Even though this book particularly wasn't for me personally, I still found myself laugh out loud. And if I'm being totally honest, maybe even a little turned on in some spots.

An ARC was received in exchange for an honest review.

[Kendall Grey]

A porn star by day/superheroine by night gives a nice Christian pseudo-villain a run for his money in this raucously hilarious tale of complete and utter fuckery. On a quest to retrieve Abraham's Testicles from the evil Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.), Starfish proves that superheroes can do it lying down, standing up, bent over, or even with a turkey baster. Ewwww! But OHHHHH-SO-GOOD!

Highly recommended for readers who are not afraid to get jizz all over their faces when they read.

[Frances · Rating 3 out of 5]

***ARC provided by author***

The title of this book will make you do a double take because there's not a lot of books are like this one. It's interesting, yes, but it didn't hold my interest for long. Sorry to say that this book is just like a low budgeted movie that was put into print. A lot of cheesy scenes that didn't make a lot of sense.

[Josie · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5 Stars

Holy Batman and Robin I have a new super hero, this was such a different and addicting read, see my full review here - https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Pamela Stallings · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'm a huge superhero fan so I felt like this book was right up my alley. Throw in a badass heroine who loves getting it in any hole possible and you have yourself an epic book.

Our main character is Suzy Suxxx/Starfish a porn star by day and super badass superhero by night. I loved her character. She's strong, independent, witty, sex crazed but also has her sensitive side. She kept me laughing throughout the book. I loved her fight scenes and sex scenes were so dirty but they were so damn hot too. A lot happens that I can't spoil but let's just say it'll keep you in the edge of your seat.

I can't wait for the next book just to see what happens next with the S.L.U.T. crew. Thor Cox is a new author that you won't want to miss. His stories are filthy hot and very creative. Awesome book!!

*I received an ARC from the author for an honest review.*

[Reckless Readers · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wow just wow! I'm not sure how to describe this novel except to say it's uniquely different than most novels. This is the first thing I've read from this author so I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting to get. However the novel gets​ points​for creativity. I can't go into detail because you can't say something of the things going on in this novel without getting censored but it's definitely out of the box original.