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First published May 2, 2017
“Random hookups aren’t my style. I’m not after quantity. Never have been. Finding women isn’t a problem for me— finding the right one is…”
“Evie I swear you're hot, no man wants to curl up with a twig.”
“Maybe it's caveman of me to want to beat this guy's ass for making her feel bad, but it pains me that this dickhead shamed her.”
-Did you use these videos from these women propositioning you to get yourself off?
-Yes, but it didn't mean anything.
-So if guys sent me videos jerking off...telling me they want to fuck me... that would be okay?
-Evelyn, that's not the same.
“When I was growing up it was just me and my dad. And, well, he wasn't great at teaching me how to use mascara.”
My ex, Elliott. He told me I was boring and predictable.
“It wasn't... I couldn't... He wasn't into it, and he made me feel like I was the problem.”
“...Without a mom, I didn't have lessons in how to be feminine.”
“When I was in high school, because of these”—she points to her chest—“every guy assumed I was easy. I wasn't but I got this reputation.”
“...I had a the fucking scarlet letter on me, only it was the ‘S’ for slut. Feeling sexy meant getting attention.”