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The Prince of Milk
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All of time is simultaneous. Matter tends towards perfection. Cats can be dicks sometimes. The Prince of Milk is a leisurely stroll from prehistory to the distant future, stopping for tea in the 21st century English countryside.
Before the time machine, before the undead mannequins, before the cat with the universe eye, there were the arbiters. They regulated the world ...more
Before the time machine, before the undead mannequins, before the cat with the universe eye, there were the arbiters. They regulated the world ...more
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Kindle Edition, 242 pages
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February 16th 2017
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First off, yes, I am biased and although I love the work this author does on YouTube it's really been a while since a book has required a bit of intellectual effort from my side, which is a nice breath of fresh air. But as I said this whole review might be a falsehood brought upon by my extreme bias towards everything that Exurb1a does.
I've been spending a ludicrous amount of money on books lately and I should probably stop. Thing is, Exurb1a is a YouTuber whose work I truly enjoy and I ...more
I've been spending a ludicrous amount of money on books lately and I should probably stop. Thing is, Exurb1a is a YouTuber whose work I truly enjoy and I ...more

I enjoyed every minute of this! It’s weird ,intellectual ,scary and funny. I don’t know how authors pull off such stories but I’m grateful it works. I’d love to give some sort of criticism but I just can’t,even the lumpy bits are all part of scenery. The villains are all over the top but I liked it. I give up. I do hope that Schrödinger’s cat find his way home. I just might reread this. A solid 5 stars.

"You throw a little chaos into quantum mechanics and suddenly they're giving you official titles."
"Chaos into quantum mechanics? Doesn't that make you Schrödinger's ca-"
"Don't." the boy growls. "Just don't."
First off. I'm biased. I love and live for the exurb1a YouTube channel. Honestly if I didn't already love the author this book would be getting a lower rating from me, but this guy deserves more attention hence the four star rating.
What can I say about the writing? It's fantastic. ...more
"Chaos into quantum mechanics? Doesn't that make you Schrödinger's ca-"
"Don't." the boy growls. "Just don't."
First off. I'm biased. I love and live for the exurb1a YouTube channel. Honestly if I didn't already love the author this book would be getting a lower rating from me, but this guy deserves more attention hence the four star rating.
What can I say about the writing? It's fantastic. ...more

BEWARE OF READING THIS BOOK.
It amplifies any hint of existential dread you may already have. Just to be safe, keep a copy of Viktor Frankl's Man Search For Meaning by your side at all times.
If you're coming from his YouTube channel, this book is a change of scene from his usual content. There is way less witty humor (though, not nonexistent) and way less British Accent (though surprisingly, not nonexisitent). That said, you can expect the usual themes eg: nihilism, futurism, and a thick load of ...more
It amplifies any hint of existential dread you may already have. Just to be safe, keep a copy of Viktor Frankl's Man Search For Meaning by your side at all times.
If you're coming from his YouTube channel, this book is a change of scene from his usual content. There is way less witty humor (though, not nonexistent) and way less British Accent (though surprisingly, not nonexisitent). That said, you can expect the usual themes eg: nihilism, futurism, and a thick load of ...more

I know most will disagree, but I firmly believe Exurbia is the one of the best science fiction writers. Top notch read. The cunt can write.

Sep 19, 2019
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A fascinating book, fill of ideas only someone with an enlightened mindstate such as Exurb1a could come up with. While certainly not laid out like a traditional novel, nor is it intended to be so, it still ends up being fascinating if read with an open mind. The main issue I found is that the beginning of the book, mainly the first 20%ish, is so fractured and discontinuous that it was hard to get into. However, from there onwards, this issue fades in severity, ...more
A fascinating book, fill of ideas only someone with an enlightened mindstate such as Exurb1a could come up with. While certainly not laid out like a traditional novel, nor is it intended to be so, it still ends up being fascinating if read with an open mind. The main issue I found is that the beginning of the book, mainly the first 20%ish, is so fractured and discontinuous that it was hard to get into. However, from there onwards, this issue fades in severity, ...more

Exurbia’s grasp of speculative sci-fi is really incredible and he can weave philosophy into his story in an astounding way. His grasp on storytelling, however, isn’t fully cooked yet. There are times, especially at the end, when there are some genuinely touching character moments. But they don’t have the proper context or build up to give them the impact that a really skilled writer would have given them. I’m looking forward to what he does once he’s had more experience.

If a story was to be tailor made for me this would be it. Sci-fi with deep scientific principles with a tone of philosophy from the existential and the nihilistic to looking for purpose and meaning.
I absolutely adore this book, while the story could've been better I admit, but the seamless adaptation of complex topics into the narrative without it feeling forced and the amazing themes makes this book easily one of my favorites.
I absolutely adore this book, while the story could've been better I admit, but the seamless adaptation of complex topics into the narrative without it feeling forced and the amazing themes makes this book easily one of my favorites.

Lots of ideas, and the townspeople were well realized and interesting to follow. The titular prince of milk was mostly just an incompetent ass, which I suppose was the point of him. We never got much of a sense for Zorya, as we didn't spend a lot of time with her, which is a shame as much of the story revolved around her. The writing was good. It was playful and sharp, like a dolphin who's a bit bitey.

Even though I watch every video of Exurb1a I must admit I wasn't expecting much from this book. But surprisingly enough it's actually pretty decent.
Good story and not a straightforward one. Interesting characters dialogs and concepts. It gets slower halfway but still good.
I guess I can recommend it to those not familiar with Exurb1a.
Good story and not a straightforward one. Interesting characters dialogs and concepts. It gets slower halfway but still good.
I guess I can recommend it to those not familiar with Exurb1a.

The Prince of Milk is absurdist fiction, but with the intention of being, if not educational, at least enlightening. The enlightenment is strongly bolstered by the hellishly spoiler-filled "Glossary and Further Reading". To be clear, the spoilers are for other books such as "The Time Traveller's Wife"and "Contact" and not for the Prince of Milk.
The Prince of Milk, apart from being the best off-the-cuff pejorative that Ive read in a long time, is the tale of the small English town of Wilthail, ...more
The Prince of Milk, apart from being the best off-the-cuff pejorative that Ive read in a long time, is the tale of the small English town of Wilthail, ...more

The story was an extended LSD trip.
I've never been a big fan of science fiction so this required forcing myself to begin reading and I'm really glad I did. It might've changed my attitude to science fiction in general.
I do have some criticisms about the book which I have to mention - the names. Having more than one name for every character made it at times very difficult to follow and I felt like I had to write down exactly who is what. Another criticism I have is the relationship between the ...more
I've never been a big fan of science fiction so this required forcing myself to begin reading and I'm really glad I did. It might've changed my attitude to science fiction in general.
I do have some criticisms about the book which I have to mention - the names. Having more than one name for every character made it at times very difficult to follow and I felt like I had to write down exactly who is what. Another criticism I have is the relationship between the ...more

This book was amazing. He keeps you engaged with characters with motivations to keep them human while at the same time creating a crazy fictional world. I laughed multiple times with how ridiculous some of the paragraphs can be and backstory's of the characters were. It starts off slow at first but soon you'll get into it and will love it.
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“There's no grand plan and no one's in charge. It's all just fumbling about in the dark, and half the time you're not even sure why you're fumbling. You're so desperate for something to pin your peace of mind to that you'll do all sorts of stupid things in its name. You don't mean to break up a marriage, but if breaking it up might let you sleep like a normal person again, suddenly you start considering it. You don't mean to become a drunk, but if drink is the only way you can keep a handle on some tiny compartment of your life then it's straight for the bottle.”
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“There is evil in the world, yet God claims he loves us. If he could remove that evil but chooses not to, then he is not all-loving as we're told he is. If he wants to remove that evil from the world but cannot, then why do we call him all-powerful? In any case, he's not truly God and there's nothing to be frightened of. Chin up.” “Goodnight”
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