The Handjob Handbook: A Work of Non-Friction

by Marsha Normandy

With a little practice and a lot of passion, sexual power is easily within your grasp In the sport of love, there are times when only an hj will do. It's fun. It's practical. It's quick. But let's face the handjob is the lowly stepsister to the far more glamorous blowjob. The authors of The Handjob Handbook think that's unfair. If a handjob's worth doing, it's worth doing well, and this helpful, humorous guide, complete with twenty-five sure-to-please techniques, will show you how... The Basic - The Flatterer - The Jiffy Pop - Ants Climbing Up a Hill - Headless Horseman - The James Bond - Squeeze Play - E-Z- Pass - The OK Handjob - The Girl Scout - The PlayStation - The Twist Off - Climbing the Rope - The Upstroke - Tainted Love - Taint Misbehavin' - The TKO - The Frozen Rope - The Handoff - Kneading Dough - Candy Cane - Merry Christmas - The Metronome - Taffy Pull - The Italian Job Witty, empowering, and playfully erotic, it delivers useful advice in a fun and creative format. The eyes may be the window to the soul, but the hands are the key to a gift that keeps on giving.

Genres: Reference, Nonfiction

40 pages, Board Book

First published July 1, 2008

Reviews

[Jonathan Bartlett]

humorous and helpful

This was a great way to things up. We used it together and had a great time reading it and trying out different things. The names of the techniques are hilarious and helpfully mnemonic.

[Jr Renteria]

A fun twist to a daunting task. Fun will be had by all! Especially the person with the penis. Easy and fast read. Would recommend.

[Beth Wood]

A how-to manual for wives and girlfriends. Best line, in the intro: "Let's face it, though: The handjob is the lowly stepsister to the far more glamorous blow job." 'Nuff said, really. Would love to present this in a staff meeting, but even I can't talk about it without blushing.

[Nadine]

A great book made even better by the board book format!

[Cornerofmadness]

helps in the writing to have some variety so this is very helpful (well in real life too)