** spoiler alert **
This review is for the duology.
I found this author on Instagram and the book was on KU, so why not?
I have never read a book so terrible. It was riddled with errors, inconsistencies, and bad facts.Should have DNF'd.
Don’t read this if you are even remotely interested.
The MC is the daughter of the POTUS. She makes sure to mention early on that she has “double dd” breasts (not a typo) and a bubble butt and that her size two jeans are tight in the hips but always too loose in the waist.
She lives in the “French Quarters” of New Orleans, but has to go to NYC for a fancy dinner her dad is hosting bc he is in his second term and running for re-election (I know, but that’s what the book says.).
At the dinner she is introduced to Bryant, the love interest. Immediate animosity. He gets her alone and demands that she come with him to his apartment. They go and when they get there a bag is thrown over her head. Kidnap 1. But then she is just dragged to the bedroom.
Turns out he is the brother of a man she stabbed in the neck during a sex party gone wrong and he will suppress the video tape if she marries him. He tells her go get your stuff out of your apartment. So she does. And then drives back over to his place in Connecticut. So her French Quarter apartment has transported to NYC, along with her roommate.
She has all these random dreams. A flashback to the time her bff stabbed a man in the neck in a strip club.
Her roommate was mad at her and wanted to make up so he met her at a coffee shop, where he tells her he’s her husband’s cousin. Then he kidnaps her. The bff is in on the plan. They abuse her and her roommate says they were supposed to have a baby together.
She comes to and it’s the morning of her wedding— a year later and a vow renewal. She has just given birth two days ago via c-section. At the wedding, the crazy bff barges in with a gun and tries to kill her but shoots the baby. Bryant whips out a gun and kills the bff then our heroine shoots her dead friend in the head five times then flees with the baby.
She comes to in a mental hospital. The doctors say she has fractured personalities. The friend is one of them. Was the wedding a dream? Is the baby real? We don’t know.
She’s kidnapped again, by the doctor at the mental hospital, who is in love with her, and taken to a cabin in the country. She’s not crazy. It was all real. She doesn’t have multiple personalities. Her dad was trying to get rid of her, feeding her experimental drugs to make her crazy. Her husband divorced her for being crazy.
They go back to NYC/CT to get revenge. The husband is engaged to another woman. But wait! He never divorced the heroine! According to him, there is a secret plan and the doctor can’t be trusted. The secret service agent who stuck around has a nickname now, for some reason.
The roommate shows up! It was all a dream. He didn’t abuse her, it was the friend the whole time. The sexy doctor can’t be trusted. He is married to Bryant’s new fiancée.
The husband is running for POTUS. In two weeks. The heroine must get her shit together or get out. Lots of back and forth. The fiancée is fake! She is his childhood fuck buddy!
There is a fancy masquerade hosted by the heroine’s dad, the POTUS. Bryant plays a video that reveals how POTUS locked up his own daughter and experimented on her with drugs bc he is trying to cure insanity and schizophrenia. The sexy doctor was in on it! But wait! The sexy doctor is her half brother!
Our heroine storms out of the party to a dark alley where she is confronted by the sexy doctor. Sexy doctor reveals that he has been in on it from the beginning. He’s not her half-brother! POTUS has been trying to cure insanity and schizophrenia because he wants to cure her mother who is still alive! And he has been experimenting on her secret twin sister! “Because genetics.” The POTUS was going to switch them out and no one would know! The husband and the roommate show up to save her and it is revealed that they are assassins! They take care of business.
But then the heroine is kidnapped again for the fourth time! It’s her dad, the POTUS! He is going to get rid of her once and for all! The shooting at the wedding was his doing! He’s been having an affair with the bff! She accepts her fate. The assassin who is supposed to kill her hears all her apologies and, surprise! It was her husband there to save her!
It turns out the POTUS has been trying to kill his kid for a long time. He ordered a hit on her when she was 16. Guess who? The roommate and the husband. But they couldn’t do it!
The POTUS is killed instead, stabbed in the neck by his own daughter! Then he’s fed to the pigs at the pig farm the husband owns or maybe buried at the island he owns, the one whose name keeps changing.
And then! The baby is alive! She has been the whole time! She was in hiding with the heroine’s sister (not the twin)! The happy family is reunited!
Oh, and they buy a psychiatric hospital for the mom because it turns out schizophrenia is a serious mental illness that requires intentional care and management.
21 years later and everyone is happy, including the secret service agent who no one is acknowledging is now like 75 years old.
The craziest thing about this book? She thanks her team of editors in the acknowledgments.