ما آدم نمی‌شیم

by Aziz Nesin, ولی‌الله آصفی (مترجم)

عزیز نسین نویسنده‌ای ترکیه‌ای است که در قالب طنزآمیزمسائل روزمره زندگی را بررسی می‌کند و از مسائل بسیار ساده برای داستان‌های خود مایه می‌گیرد.
این کتاب شامل 11 داستان به نام‌های: ما آدم نمی‌شیم، رفقا فقط دوستان پولدار می‏خواهند، مالیه‌‏چی‌‏های نابغه، بچه‌‏ی عجیب، غم مردم اشتها را کور می‏‌کند، انشاءالله گربه است، زنده باد قانون، خانه‌‏ی ما، بالاخره اعتراف کردند، سکسکه و از کجا آورده‌‏ای است.
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Published July 1, 1968

About the author

Aziz Nesin was a Turkish humorist and author of more than 100 books.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed

Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.

On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.

In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.

Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).

He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.

He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.

Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.

Reviews

[Arezoo · Rating 4 out of 5]

چقد خوبیم ما
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بیشتر به مردم بی فرهنگ این روزای ایران شبیه بود که تازه مدعی فرهنگ و تمدن چندهزار ساله هم هستن

[پیمان عَلُو · Rating 5 out of 5]

باز هم عزیز نسین طنز که خیلی هم تلخ هست ،و یه داستان کوتاه که منو اصلا هم غافلگیر نکرد چون به قلم این نویسنده ترک ایمان دارم....

خودم رو شبیه اون پیرمرد لاغر مردنی حس کردم که یهو بلند میشه و میگه ....ما آدم نمیشیم...

دقیقا حسش کردم داستان رو ،یه موقع منم حس میکردم که بله امریکایی ها همه فلان و فلان هستن و هلند کسی بدون کتاب زندگی نمیکنه و اروپا گل و بلبله،اما که چی بشه نه عزیز جان اتفاقا اروپا همون جایی هست که داستایوفسکی رو تا جوخه اعدام پیش بردن و هنوز هم کسی شاید سه نقطه های سلین رو درک نکرده.

حرف آخر: همیشه وقتی عزیز نسین میخونم تو دلم میگم کاش نسین زنده بود و ماچش میکردم...اما ولش ما آدم نمیشیم..دوستای ترک زبان خوبی دارم ،بهشون پیشنهاد میکنم ،از بزرگ‌ترین نویسندشون غافل نباشن،با احترام به پاموک

[Momen ahmadi · Rating 3 out of 5]

این کتاب به عاداتی اشاره دارد که گریبان گیر ایرانیان است...

همیشه از فرهنگ و ادب خارجیان حرف می زنیم در حالی که خودمان هم هر آنچه از آنان نقل می کنیم رعایت نمی کنیم و در هنگام بروز یک مشکل به جای حل کردن ،آنرا دور می زنیم ...
از کثیفی خیابان های شهر می نالیم و پاکی فلان شهر خارجی را مثال میزنیم ولی همزمان از شیشه پنجره ماشین ،آشغال میریزم..
خودمان کچل ایم ولی روش برای جلوگیری از ریزش مو پیشنهاد می کنیم...
ده کتاب در رابطه با لالایی و آهنگ خواب نوشته ایم ولی خودمان از بی خوابی رنج می بریم...

به قول اخوان ثالث عزیز؛(قوم همیشه همان هستیم...)

[Annabella · Rating 5 out of 5]

واقعا جالب بود. تناقض بین شخصیت ها و حرفهایی که داشتن میزدن نکته ی خیلی قشنگ کتاب بود. دوستش داشتم.

[Richard008 · Rating 4 out of 5]

«نه آقا، ما آدم نمی‌شیم.»

[Motahasser · Rating 4 out of 5]

با ترجمه شیوا و شیوه طنزنویسی شیرین نسین و روایی داستان‌ها برای ایران بنظرم این کتاب ارزش کمتری از دوساعت وقتی که قراره خرجش کنین رو داره، تازه هر کی جلوتون بگه ما آدم نمی‌شیم فورا دستتونو بالا می‌کنین می‌گین آقا من سببشو می‌دونم.

[Sama]

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