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Bite Somebody Else

(Bite Somebody #2)

4.38  ·  Rating details ·  74 ratings  ·  34 reviews
Imogene helped her newbie vampire friend Celia hook up with an adorable human, but now Celia has dropped an atomic bomb of surprise: she has a possibly blood-sucking baby on the way. Imogene is not pleased, especially when a mysterious, ancient, and annoyingly gorgeous vampire historian shows up to monitor Celia's unprecedented pregnancy.

Lord Nicholas Christopher Cuthbert
Published 2017 by World Weaver Press
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Jun 21, 2017 rated it it was amazing
My Thoughts - 5 out of 5 Unicorns - I loved it!!!
***I choose what I read and review based on what intrigues me!! Yes, I got a review copy of this book, but no one tells me what to think, feel, or write about any book! I have bought my own copy of this book…well the whole series because it is awesome!!

The cover is cartoonish, and it goes with the theme from book 1! I like it a lot!

This is the 2nd book in the series, and it is for adults only due to the steamy content and violence. I highly recom
Anindita,  A Bohemian Mind at Work
I wanted Imogene's story ever since she had killed the baddies with the garden shears. Imogene, the snarky loony best friend of Celia (the heroine of Bite somebody), is back with a bang. Bite Somebody Else is Imogene's story. The kick-ass hotshot is promoted from the best friend position to the main character in the new novel and does her maker proud by entertaining us with a thorough use of profanity, ridiculous ideas of luring in her love interest, and fierce protectiveness for her friend Celi ...more
Beth Cato
Apr 28, 2017 rated it really liked it
I blurbed it!

"Raunchy and irreverent, Bite Somebody Else is a vampire romp oozing with sexual tension and laugh-out-loud surprises. Crank up some '80s music, sip a rum punch, and start reading."
Dyrk Ashton
May 14, 2017 rated it it was amazing
ARC Review

Sara Dobie Bauer has done it again. Bite Somebody Else is every bit as fun, funny and exciting as Bite Somebody. Laugh-out-loud-hilarious, irreverent, brash and fun as hell. My only complaint - this is just a two book series. Boo! But what a blast. If you're into romantic-vampire-comedy, you still won't be prepared for this, but you'll love it. Even if you aren't - which I would say I'm not, in general, into any kind of PNR - this might be just the break you need from your regular read
All Things Urban Fantasy
Review courtesy of All Things Urban Fantasy

BITE SOMEBODY ELSE is a hilarious and irreverent romp of a vampire romance story. The plot was pretty interesting, dealing with a Celia's unique vampire pregnancy and some twists in whose side everyone is really on. While there were some funny bits and quirky characters (my favorite kind of character) I found its main character to come off as a bit too juvenile at times. The plot, while fun at times seemed to meander and drag at certain points.

I enjoy o
Apr 17, 2017 rated it really liked it
In Bite Somebody Else, Bauer concocts a devilish brew that's one part What We Do In the Shadows and one part She's Having a Baby. If you loved the charm and wit of Bite Somebody, its sequel is sure to intoxicate!
Kira's NetGalley Book Blog

Why you should read it: Quirky, snarky, and hilariously irreverent.

This book starts soon after the first book ends and at first it was hard for me to get into because I hadn’t read the first book (didn’t know there was one) so I was a bit lost. I took a few weeks away from it and started again and I’m so glad I did.

After Imogene helps her best friends, Celia and Ian, hook up in the first book, they find out that somehow, Celia is pregnant with Ian’s child. It’s the first time that a vampire
Angel Hatfield
Jun 19, 2017 rated it really liked it
Imogene and Celia were at their favorite dive bar The Drift Inn and Celia was talking about her upcoming wedding. Celia and Imogene are vampires. Celia is pregnant by her human fiance. Ian. Celia was “ special” even for a vampire. Imogene was a blood dealer. Wharf was Imogene’s maker and her sex buddy as well as she sold blood to him. Imogene had met Wharf when she was twenty three and homeless in Miami. Imogen met the specialist Dr. Rayna Savage had called in about Celia- Nicholas . Imogene cut ...more
Tango With Text
Jun 06, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This book had me laughing out loud! Ms Dobie Bauer has a knack for engaging the reader in the conversations and situations her characters find themselves in.

Imogene, smugly single and loving it, is having difficulty with Lord Nicholas who has come to help Celia through her unprecedented vampire pregnancy. The picture of Imogene is so vibrant in my head – the hair, the boots and the attitude are wonderful. But Lord Nicholas…….how is Imogene going to handle this man, who looks like a 19 year old g
Jun 20, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: june-2017
Disclaimer: I received an electronic copy of this novel from the author, whom I consider a friend, in exchange for an honest review.

I was surprised by how much Bite Somebody delighted and entertained me, and in retrospect, that had a lot to do with the how much main character Celia went against the grain as a vampire. I wasn’t sure I was up to an entire novel inside her best friend Imogene’s head, because Imogene is definitely the quintessential vampire. Stuck in a time period that she remembers
Romance Between The Sheets
Bite Somebody Else is a comedy carefully put together around a small group of vampires and one human that now find themselves a family.  Celia and Ian are getting ready for their baby and everyone around them are still in disbelief.  Celia's best friend is Imogene and they have an amazing bond. Lord Nicholas is called in to help with the pregnancy since no other vampire has ever given birth before.

I loved Imogene's character.  She is non-apologetic and curses up a storm.  She is comfortable with
Jun 04, 2017 rated it really liked it
Fun times! So, here are my thoughts. Plot? Awesome. I love the story. The entire ending from right before crap went down to the last page is perfect. I loved seeing Celia and Ian again. And I LOVE Nicholas aka British Ninja. My kind of vampire, for sure. His introduction and everything he said and did were great. This was exciting and fun and left me happy and smiling. I can't ask for much more than that. So, a minor gripe about Imogene. I adored her wild and half insane nature in Bite Somebody, ...more
Penny Noble
Jun 18, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: reviewed
I have to admit up front that when I started reading this book, I wasn’t sure I was going to like it. I haven’t read the first one in the series, and it took me a little bit to figure out the players. Add to that, I wasn’t sure I was really going to like Imogene. Well, imagine my surprise when it didn’t take long to get completely hooked on all the characters. They are all so very interesting, and the love they felt for each other was obvious. Along with that, I really became engrossed in the pl ...more
Tiffany Brown
May 20, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Chock full of unparalleled wit, the most unexpected and stupidly adorable love connection ever, and Imogene’s signature miniskirts, Bite Somebody Else will have you laughing from cover to cover!

Why? Let’s see.

Purple-haired, rum-punch-drinking, cheeky vampire heroine with sweet dance moves? Check! Old school, devastatingly handsome, overly formal love interest with an impossibly long name? Check! A half-human, half-vampire baby on the way? Check! Secrets, sexual tension, a killer 80s soundtrack
May 15, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Imogene has a heart of gold and a filthy mouth. She is hopelessly lost in the 80’s. But if it wasn’t for her newbie vampire Celia wouldn’t have been able to fall in love with her hunky human, Ian. Now Celia and Ian are expecting the unexpected and it has attracted the attention of the Vampire council and they’ve sent Lord Nicholas Christopher Cuthbert III to investigate. Imogene has found the one guy immune to her charms. She is going to have to protect her friend the old fashioned way. Work for ...more
Jun 13, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Imogene is the woman every woman wants to be, or be friends with, or maybe just sit back and watch. She is not a woman who is easy to ignore. Lord Nicholas has work to do and would love to ignore this fascinating woman but his attempts are (obviously) in vain.

Avoiding the worst of the rom-com cliches, Imogene can give as good as she gets and isn't afraid to move on if a relationship isn't giving her what she wants. Nicholas is far from passive himself and the fire between them is undeniable, and
Jul 07, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This is the second book, following a hilarious first, and it is just as outrageous, dark, and sexy. It turns out that I love a romantic beach comedy with a few beheadings on the side--who knew?

This book follows Imogene and I couldn't be happier. I absolutely love Imogene! She's pretty much my role-model with her unabashed and unapologetic nature, foul mouth, wild hair, and tendency to punch first and talk later. She says and does exactly what she wants--until she falls in love and freaks out, of
Aug 24, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Another one knocked out of the park. My mom actually yelled at me at least 4 times today to get my nose out of this book. Thankfully, my kids just let me read.

Celia and Ian are expecting a baby! What? A vampire human half breed? How can this be possible? Dr Savage calls in a specialist from London to oversee this one of a kind pregnancy. Lord Nicholas is a force to be reckoned with. Imogene, being a force of her own, and collide in an eruption of erotic fireworks. A love story for the girl who d
Jacqueline Rohrbach
Oct 15, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Bite Somebody Else abandoned SOME of the sweetness of Bite Somebody and was a romance full of ass kicking and vampire slaying. I love Imogene's fierce loyalty, her love for her friends, and her independent spirit. I have a soft spot in my heart for bad boys/girls who are really just soft hearts with tragic ferret backstories (read the book, that last will make sense). Imogene delivers in that department. Her heart is as soft, fluffy, and odd as her wild purple hair and the reader gets to see tha ...more
Aug 09, 2017 rated it it was amazing
I have a soft spot for all things vampire; movies, books, friends... well, friends that like to dress like they're a vampire. ;) I read the first book, Bite Somebody, and thoroughly enjoyed it as well. I like Imogene, the main character in book 2, because she's "real". Meaning, she talks trash, acts obnoxious, hides her feelings, falls in love, doesn't want to fall in love, and is stubborn just like the rest of us. Sara's writing is always witty, quirky, somewhat smutty when needed, and never di ...more
3.5 stars. Had to read this due to how much I *loved* the first one (and due to the cliffhanger), but I didn't enjoy quite as much as the first one? It was just as hilarious and I loved many of the side characters, but being in Imogene's head wasn't as fun as being in Celia's was in the first book. I never felt like Imogene became a relatable character; more like a comic-relief character that got a little too much stage time. Anyway, I did still enjoy it and based on these two books, I will be c ...more
Jun 02, 2017 rated it liked it
Bite somebody else is a vampire love story. I was disappointed I expected more humor, more action, not some 80 songs chick and renascence man. I was struggling to finish it. So is mediocre with everything that is going on in the book even the bedroom scenes are mediocre. The story is a little unpredictable and the end is ok so a nice 3 stare will do it.
I volunteered to review an ARC of this book for Netgelly
Shelly Spiller
Aug 19, 2017 rated it it was amazing
A wonderful, humorous, love story with a bit of a twist....... 3/4 of the characters are vampires. I never read vampire books, but I liked Imogene in the first book and love her in this one. I love female characters who are strong and can stand on their own. I enjoyed her struggle with falling in love for the first time, as well as her friends reactions to it. Great read to lift your spirits.
Jun 21, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This is a great book with a wonderful story and well developed characters. This book will keep you reading long into the night. If you are looking for a great book, then you need to read this book. I am looking forward to reading the next book by this great author. I voluntarily reviewed an advanced reader’s copy of this book. The free book held no determination on my personal review.
Barbara Strickland
Funny and sweet and caustic

This was a wonderful blend of outrageous fun and bite. Our heroine is feisty and downright painful at times in attitude and language but underneath the non-beating vampire heart is a woman who can fight against evil and is able to win her man. Great fun.
Aug 31, 2017 rated it liked it
What a fun read. This is a fantastic way to distract yourself from anything important. It makes no logical sense and borders on the wtf? most of the time (a baby talking in utero), but is still entertaining if you suspend all knowledge or expectations about vampires.
Sep 27, 2017 rated it really liked it
Awwww, such fun. Liked the first one the best, but this was really good, too. Kristin Ritter (Jessica Jones on Netflix) absolutely MUST play Imogene if this ever gets filmed for tv or whatever.
Ariel Jade
Jan 25, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Even better than the first. So funny and cute. Imogene thinks she's tough, but underneath, she's just a big softie (who swears up a storm). Definitely recommend.
Miranda Owen
Aug 01, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Very funny paranormal romance.
Anna Kaling
May 30, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: humour, romance
Imogene clomped into my life in BITE SOMEBODY, which is still one of my favourite paranormal romances ever. Her awkward best friend Celia had centre stage in the first of the series, but Imogene isn't the type of woman to stay in the background for longer than about 3.2 seconds. In BITE SOMEBODY ELSE, she takes the limelight in a hilarious and badass way.

Imogene is a woman after my own heart (which she would probably blend into a blood cocktail and drink while judging my corpse's fashion sense).
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Sara Dobie Bauer is a bestselling author, model, and mental health / LGBTQ advocate with a creative writing degree from Ohio University. Twice nominated for the Pushcart Prize, she lives with her hottie husband and two precious pups in Northeast Ohio, although she’d really like to live in a Tim Burton film. She is author of The Escape Trilogy and Bite Somebody series, among others sexy things.


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