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Second only to Slaughterhouse-Five of Vonnegut's canon in its prominence and influence, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965) presents Eliot Rosewater, an itinerant, semi-crazed millionaire wandering the country in search of heritage and philanthropic outcome, introducing the science fiction writer Kilgore Trout to the world and Vonnegut to the collegiate audience which woul ...more
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Lyn
Jul 20, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
One of the more outright funny novels by Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater is a scathing social satire about greed, hypocrisy and good, though misshapen intentions. One of the most starkly telling scenes for me is near the end when Elliot has taken up tennis and lost all the weight, and it is as though he has awakened from a long sleep.

First published in 1965, Vonnegut shares the story of Eliot Rosewater, an heir to a rich estate who is restless and looks to find his way amid various philanthropic mis
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Lisa
“The problem is this: how to love people who have no use?”

The question raised by the legendary fictitious author Kilgore Trout, in the face of a reality that deals with the ever increasing sophistication of machines, is of more urgency now than in 1965, when Vonnegut wrote this short masterpiece, almost prophetically announcing the world as we know it. It deals with the issues of wealth distribution, guilt, family patterns, inequality, greed, mental health, uselessness and heartlessness, while
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Ariel
Sep 06, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I read this, very excitingly, to record a podcast episode with AS King. There were so many laugh out loud lines, or profound lines, that I actually ended up reading 80% of this book out loud to my boyfriend. I loved the main character and I think I'll be thinking about the money river for the rest of my life.
BlackOxford
Aug 19, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: american
Secrets of the Money River

Vonnegut knew stuff about corporate life that most folk don't. Namely that 1) no one owns the corporation and 2) that the essence of the corporation is the separation of control (dominium in legalese) and benefit (usufructus). The corporation is essentially and magnificently useless. It is an arrangement that would have driven Roman lawyers insane, mainly because they equated control and benefit: if you got the use of something, you owned it. Breaking the link betwe
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J.L.   Sutton
Oct 26, 2019 rated it really liked it
Kurt Vonnegut’s God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater or Pearls Before Swine looks at a man with nearly unlimited money, Eliot Rosewater, who wants to help the poor but more often seems out of touch, eccentric or downright insane.

Image result for pearls before swine vonnegut

There is a cartoon strip with this novel’s subtitle, Pearls Before Swine. Like Vonnegut’s own writing, this comic strip offers dark humor, crazy characters and lots of social commentary. I’m not positive Stephan Pastis, the creator, took the name of his comic strip from Vonnegu
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Dan Schwent
Dec 12, 2016 rated it liked it
Shelves: 2016-books, 2016
The Rosewater Foundation has more money than God. When Eliot Rosewater, the current head, starts making people nervous with all his talk of redistributing wealth, Norman Mushari decides to put Eliot's sanity to test in court and reaches out to the Rhode Island branch of the Rosewater family.

Kurt Vonnegut takes on capitalism and socialism in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, the fourth book of his I've read. I'm still not sure how I feel about the esteemed Mr. Vonnegut. I think his writin
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Madeline
Jul 22, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: the-list
Once I realized and accepted the fact that I will never completely understand what Kurt Vonnegut writes, it became a lot easier for me to read his books. My first attempt at reading his work - Cat's Cradle resulted in me staring at the page, mentally shouting at Kurt Vonnegut, "What are you even TALKING about?" Reading Slaughter-House Five went slightly better, and by the time I read Mr. Rosewater, I was completely at peace with Vonnegut's "maybe this all has deep meaning and maybe I'm just pulling it out ...more
Darwin8u
May 24, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2014
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth.
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter.
It's round and wet and crowded.
At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here.
There's only one rule that I know of, babies—
God damn it, you've got to be kind."

― Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

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I've only got two big rules with my two babies (one boy, one girl):
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Ian "Marvin" Graye
Rude, but Not Construed

A satire on American society, capitalism, and religious and sexual hypocrisy, Vonnegut’s ensemble includes Eliot Rosewater (a less unfortunate Jay Gatsby/F. Scott Fitzgerald who lives long enough to be charitable with his family’s trust funds), his father Senator Lister Rosewater (a male incarnation of Ayn Rand, whose "Atlas Shrugged" was published eight years before and "The Virtue of Selfishness" the year before this novel) and science fiction novelist Kilgore Trout (who resembles Jesus Christ in appearance
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Melki
Sep 24, 2013 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: humorous-fiction
"Corporations are people, my friend."
Mitt Romney, former Presidential hopeful and owner of a car elevator

The Rosewater Corporation was dedicated to prudence and profit, to balance sheets. Their main enterprise was the churning of stocks and bonds of other corporations. Their secret motto? Grab too much, or you'll get nothing at all.

They are also in charge of the capital of the charitable and cultural Rosewater Foundation.

Norman Mushari, a recent hire at a DC law firm (He had an enormous ass whic(He
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Brian
Feb 09, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
"God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater" is indeed, as many reviewers have said, Mr. Vonnegut's most blatantly socialistic book. However, it is also quite obviously his most Christian. The text's protagonist, Eliot Rosewater, is nothing short of a benign Jesus figure. Numerous biblical references throughout the text are used as corollaries to Eliot's life and the plethora of those references make Vonnegut's point pretty obvious for the reader.
This text is less plot driven than many of Vonnegut's oth
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Fateme
تصویر، کاملا، تصویری از آمریکاست. از ثروتهای عجیب و غریب در چند سانتیمتری فقرهای عجیبتر. اما یکی از رزواترها دلش به جای پول و ادامه دادن راهِ ثروتاندوزی که بعد از نسلها، کار چندان سختی هم نیست، چیزهای دیگری میخواهد. اما قضیه مگر به همین سادگیست؟ حتماً خلی چیزی شده. داستان، روایتهای گوناگون از این دیوانگیست.
شخصیتها، تند و بیمهابا وارد میشوند. من کمی ترسیدم ولی شما نترسید؛ به اندازهی کافی یادتان میمانند.

یادداشتی برای ناشر: انگار بالاجبار بدترین طراح جلد دنیا را دارید.
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Susan Budd
This is “a really good science-fiction book ... about money” (23), even though it’s not really a science-fiction book. The science-fiction is supplied by Kilgore Trout, who tells the same story as his creator.

In Oh Say Can You Smell? a dictator solves the problem of odors by eliminating noses. In God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, the wealthy solve the problem of poverty by eliminating conscience.

And if that doesn’t work, they can borrow a page from 2BRO2B and build purple-roofed Ethical Suicide Parlors to solve the problem of“a
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Gabrielle
The company I work for has a department called « corporate giving », and I can’t help but find that hilarious. These people’s job basically consists of working with a set budget for donation purposes, but they are also constantly looking for the way to get the best return on their charity. “If we sponsor event X, our name will be on their website, printed on a big banner and in the program, we get to invite clients to wine and dine them, and then we can network with the other guests, exchange bu ...more
Nick
Jul 24, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
The sentiments behind this book are pretty clear. It's hard to believe this is nearly half a century old, because it still feels stingingly relevant in a world of austerity, Tea Party Republicanism and millionaire presidential candidates.

The plot (such as it is) flops around sloppily, but that's Vonnegut for you.

There's more to Eliot Rosewater here than the character as presented in Slaughterhouse Five. In that other book, Rosewater comes across as a cynic, supplying meaningle
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Manny
Sep 20, 2013 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
My favorite bits are the two pornographic novels-within-the-novel, Garvey Ulm's Get With Child a Mandrake Root and Kilgore Trout's Venus on the Half-Shell, both marvelously suggested by illustrative paragraphs. Philip José Farmer was tasteless enough actually to write the second book. I suppose we can at least be glad that he didn't get around to writing the first one as well.
A.S.
May 09, 2010 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Best book ever.
Dusty Myers
Oct 23, 2008 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
I had a friend back in Pittsburgh who was incredibly smart and very kind and funny, but had a tendency toward literary snobbishness. (I know: can you imagine such a person?) Once he had something disparaging to say about Kurt Vonnegut, I can't remember exactly what. Some well timed comment that pretty much wrote him off as a hack, and I recall being almost hurt by it, seeing as how Vonnegut wrote so much stuff I loved as a teen.

And I guess that's maybe the rub. I loved Vonnegut as a
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Adriana
Mar 30, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: ale-mele-citite
"Am plâns când am scris-o. Atât de amuzantă mi s-a părut. Şi atât de amuzant mi se pare totul."

Aceste cuvinte, scrise pe un bilet de un personaj total insignifiant al cărţii, îmi par cheia întregii opere a lui Vonnegut (cel puţin a celei citite de mine până acum). Nicăieri n-am mai întâlnit durerea exprimată într-un mod atât de amuzant. Parcă ai urmări un clovn care se ţine de giumbuşlucuri şi farse în timp ce lacrimile îi curg şiroaie pe obraji. Ridi, pagliaccio...
Shaun
Sep 25, 2013 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: read-in-2013
3.5 bumped down to 3

I loved the social commentary in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater and, similar to my experience with Cat's Cradle, found it to be a provocative read. Still, other than agreeing with a number of Vonnegut's insights and enjoying his humor, I didn't find myself the least bit invested in the characters.

Perhaps this is because Vonnegut's writing style is less exemplary story telling and more witty satire that reads like a cautionary tale/parable. So while his thoughts and ideas are worth
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Danger
Mar 28, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
2nd time reading this book: Vonnegut’s satire of American aristocracy is as poignant today as I imagine it would’ve been when he wrote it in 1965, perhaps unsurprisingly so, as the type of ‘old money’ ideology he paints in this novel is still the same kind of ‘old money’ ideology that exists today.

Written in the earlier half of his catalog, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater occasionally drags its feet when considering Vonnegut’s oeuvre in its totality - but that’s only in comparing him ag
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Carrie
Jan 28, 2008 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: cynical idealists
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Ajeje Brazov
"Puu-tii-uiit?"

Caro Kurt,
"Puu-tii-uiit?"
ogni tuo libro è sempre una nuova straordinaria avventura, anche se le tue argomentazioni girano sempre sulla Seconda Guerra Mondiale, in particolar modo il bombardamento di Dresda, evento traumatico della tua vita e che ne ha pregiudicato tutto il prosieguo, l'humour particolare, fatto dalla satira politica, sociale, alla "semplice"allegoria di una società in decadenza di valori e di sentimenti, riesci a creare sempre quell'atmosfera particolare, (difficile da spiegare/>
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Flavio Torba
Aug 17, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 5stelle, vari
Credete che il capitalismo sia giusto e sacrosanto? Leggete questo libro.
"L'inutilità ammazza anime deboli e forti senza distinzioni, e sempre lo farà."
صان
Jan 28, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
نوشتن ریویو برای رمان کار سختیه به نظرم.
در کل باید بگم که سبک نوشتن ونهگات رو دوست دارم. پیرنگ یا ماجراها اونقدری عجیب نیستن که بخوای بگی نقطه قوت ونهگات هستن.
اما حرفها و زبان طنز و جذابی که داره و ساختار قاطیپاتی و ایدههایی که توی متن هست کتاب رو به شدت جذاب و ونهگاتی میکنه. مایه این رمان، طبق اکثر رمانهای ونهگات، دیدگاهی انتقادی به سرمایهداری و مدرنشدن و جامعهی جدید آمریکا و رویای آمریکاییست.
رمان، انتهای جذابی هم داره. البته بیشتر از این نمیشه گفت، به دلیل خطر اسپویل.

خوندناش
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Dan
Mar 11, 2008 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: novels
In the opening sentence of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, the narrator informs the reader that "A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people..." The sum of money is the millions of dollars amassed over generations by the Rosewater family and currently held by the Rosewater Foundation, a charitable organization. Eliot Rosewater, the "Mr. Rosewater" of Vonnegut's title, is the current head of this organization. Much of the plot of the novel involves the efforts on the part of his family me ...more
Simon
May 24, 2018 added it
Shelves: kindle
It was so much fun to read another book by Vonnegut. I think that's really all I need to say.

It was fun, thought-provoking, and made me laugh.
Becky Carleton
Not my favorite Vonnegut novel, but worth reading for passages like this one:

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

That's what protagonist Eliot Rosewater, a rich philanthropist with PTSD, tells his estranged wife he's going to say at the baptism of two ne
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notgettingenough
Jun 30, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: humour, modern-lit
Hilarious. Bonus: one can read it and laugh without the horrified guilt that hangs over the reading of Mother Night because it is only about the bad stuff we do to poor people and basically nice white people are all in agreement that it's okay to live better at the expense of poor people.

I would love to pull bits of this out to show you how funny it is. The scene where Eliot gives money to the poet so that the poet can tell the truth and the poet discovers he has no truth to tell. He only
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MilagroB
Jun 04, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Not surprisingly considered a lesser Vonnegut on GR. But, WOW, bibliophiles. If this early and insightful book is lesser, I can't wait to see the morer Vonnegut. You may have noted my cultural deprivation. Reparations may be offered through donations to the account indicated on my GR page.
Chris
Sep 01, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
I just finished all of the first six Vonnegut novels (except for the early Player Piano). It has been quite an experience over three weeks.

In God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Vonnegut clearly and relentlessly makes his case for Humanism. As a cry for all of us to love one another without reservations, and without expectation of material rewards for such love, the book is effective. However, as a work of engaging literature it falls short. I tired of the many pages of the Rosewater family history. Also uninterestin
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Carol Storm
Jan 18, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Out of all Vonnegut's novels, this is by far the best. One reason is that there are no sci-fi trappings, no silliness about time travel or aliens, nothing but a real study of American history and the impact of wealth and greed on the ideal of democracy. While short and exceedingly easy to read, the book feels like an epic narrative, since it sweeps from the very rich to the very poor, from the battlefields of the Civil War to the modern sailing playgrounds of the very rich. It feels much longer ...more
Eunji Kim
May 07, 2007 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: youth with the pretensions of liberal politics--wealthy youth
i learned that kurt vonnegut wrote a play called happy birthday wanda june.
this book is, i think, the culimination of certain ever present themes that exist in vonnegut's work. and thus, the best impression of vonnegut that vonnegut would ever do:
fuzzy morality that is really quite clear.
sadness wrapped in a humor so dry that it's almost not palatable, but somehow, so genuine...oh i dunno--
i just really like this one. who knows? maybe because the women are so haunted and
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Ugnė
Aug 06, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: jav
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Caro the Helmet Lady
Why was I unconsciously imagining Donald Trump's idiotic self-contented smile every time senator Rosewater was mentioned in the book? Must be the zeitgeist.
I am amazed, how fresh and on time this whole Vonnegut's rant on riches feels today. But I'm not surprised. It's Vonnegut after all. Always leaves you laughing and sad. Because... humans?
Half star off - the ending felt a bit forced and whatever-ed. Other than that - excellent.
Smand
Dec 11, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: kitaplık, favorites
Çok eğlendim, çok sevdim. Burunları iptal eden diktatörün hikayesine uzun süredir gülmediğim kadar güldüm, devamlı aklıma gelip kıkırdatıyor :) Nice okunmayı bekleyen Vonnegut kitaplarına, şerefe!
James Steele
Apr 10, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
The current head of the Rosewater Foundation, Eliot Rosewater, is a very peculiar man. He was born to a rich family, has more money than he could ever spend on his own, and yet all he wants to do is help the poor. There are people conspiring to declare him insane so they can install a new head of the Foundation. Someone they can manipulate into diverting some of that money into their undeserving hands.

The narrative is so disjointed, never finding a focus. It wanders back and forth fr
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Simay Yildiz
Mar 06, 2016 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Bu yazının orijinali (ve daha iyi görüneni) canlabirsene'de yayınlandı.

Kurt Vonnegut inanılmaz zeki, inanılmaz komik ve biraz da kara mizahçı bir adam. Öyle ki, Allah Senden Razı Olsun Bay Rosewater'ı okurken çoğu zaman katıla katıla gülerken buluyorsunuz kendinizi ancak sonrasında "ben neye gülüyorum yahu?" diye de biraz kötü hissediyorsunuz. Pek çok eleştirmen Allah Senden Razı Olsun Bay Rosewater hakkında "belli bir anlatımı yok, her şey her yerde, bir anlatıcıdan hikaye dinliyorsunuz, bir bakıyorsunuz mek
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Petergiaquinta
Aug 17, 2010 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Having recently finished Vonnegut's Letters, I've been revisiting some of his novels I read long, long ago. At this point in my life, Rosewater wouldn't receive a five-star rating. I'll leave it up there because that's how I remember it from the first time I read it, but right now I'd say Jailbird is the better book, although as a lad I didn't think as highly of it.

Be that as it may, here's a book for Mitt Romney to put on his "to read" list. He's got the time these days, and he might learn a thing or two fr
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David Sarkies
Nov 02, 2012 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: People who like thinking books
Recommended to David by: Initially some guy at college (through another Vonnegut Book)
Shelves: philosophy
Lawyers and Money
2 November 2012

There are a number of Vonnegut books that I wish to read again, but this is not one of them. It is not because it is a bad book, or badly written, but that it is somewhat to what I expect from him. I somehow enjoy the irony of how a science-fiction writer casts his main characters as failed science-fiction writers (despite him not being one, though I suspect that when he started writing this would have been the case). However, Vonnegut's genius is not t
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Katie
Feb 20, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Oh, Kurt Vonnegut, how I’ve missed you.

Vonnegut has been one of my favorite authors since I read Cat’s Cradle (Stop what you are doing. Go read it!) over a decade ago. Although I’ve been slowly working my way through his entire catalogue, it’s been a few years since I’ve read him. When I picked up God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, there was a moment of anxiety. What if I’m wrong? What if I’ve changed? What if Vonnegut is no longer one of my favorites? I’m happy to report that my worries were for naught
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Patricia
I began this book with uncertainty. I couldn't decided whether I liked Vonnegut's style or whether I hated its dry humor. I apporached the plot with morbid curiosity. The protagonist is a trainwreck, and I couldn't tear myself away from the book. it seems that this is the authors intention. I was uncomfortable watching Mr. Rosewater's life fall apart, until I realized that Rosewater enjoyed it. He is a an insane philanthropist, iresponsible with his money. But by the end of the book their is so ...more
Nina
Dec 06, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: humor
“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus t ...more
Gabriele Pallonetto
"Come amare la gente che non serve a nulla?"

Vonnegut, anche con questo libro minore, si conferma uno dei migliori scrittori che abbia mai letto. Il suo tipico umorismo in quest'opera tocca argomenti quali la critica sociale, critica verso l'economia, critica verso i valori americani e questioni morali.
Non è l'ideale per chi vuole iniziare a leggere Vonnegut, ma lo consiglio per chi ha letto le sue opere maggiori e vuole approfondire le sue tematiche ricorrenti, soprattutto la f
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Jamie
Jan 22, 2019 rated it liked it
"Money is dehydrated utopia."

"I'm going to love these discarded Americans, even though they're useless and unattractive. That is going to be my work of art."

An enjoyable poke in the eye of America's hypocrisy riddled so-called upper crust and the system that created and sustains them.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Junior was an American novelist, satirist, and most recently, graphic artist. He was recognized as New York State Author for 2001-2003.

He was born in Indianapolis, later the setting for many of his novels. He attended Cornell University from 1941 to 1943, where he wrote a column for the student newspaper, the Cornell Daily Sun. Vonnegut trained as a chemist and worked as a journali
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“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.” 231 likes
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.” 171 likes
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