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The Cows

3.91  ·  Rating details ·  6,087 Ratings  ·  449 Reviews
COW n. /ka?/

A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by-date; one of the herd.

Women don’t have to fall into a stereotype.

The Cows is a powerful novel about three women. In all the noise of modern life, each needs to find their own voice.

It’s about friendship and being female.
It’s bold and brilliant.
It’s searingly perceptive.
It's about never following the herd.
And ever
Hardcover, 400 pages
Published June 1st 2017 by HarperCollins Publishers
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Dawn O'Porter gives us a story of women, middle aged, on a journey to discover and consolidate their identity and feel comfortable in their skins. There is much humour, mayhem and comic touches although not all of it worked for me. In that sense, for me, this was a mixed bag of a read, feeling uneven at times and too much, too much, at others. The three women are Tara, single mother and television producer, Camie, a blogger and PA to a well known photographer, Stella. The author puts them in a w ...more
Bill Kupersmith
Not at all sure I've chosen the right rating because I'm uncertain whether to regard The Cows as a work of satiric fiction or a domestic drama about contemporary life. The principal characters are women just crossing the threshold of middle-age, tho' their emotional age is about 16. They are employed on the margins of what is referred to as 'the creative sector': Tara a producer ot television documentaries, Stella the PA for a famous photographer, & Camie, a blogger who advocates for women t ...more
Louise Wilson
Mar 29, 2017 rated it liked it
3.5 stars. This novel is about 3 women, Tara, Stella and Cam.

Tara is a single mother who makes online documentaries. Cam is single and a feisty who is committed to being childless. She writes a blog about women and their issues. Stella is grieving the death of her sister, Alice, who had ovarian cancer.

The contents of this novel might offend some people as it covers abortion, sex, periods and masterbation to name a few. It tells about the dangers of videos going viral.

I did enjoy this novel but s
This book caught my eye at the store, possibly because of it horrendous cover art; but I picked it up and read the synopsis and first few pages anyway. The introduction implies that society sees women either as pieces of meat or child bearers - and that their quality as meat declines as soon as they have had children. I knew I had to read it.

"The Cows" is the interconnected story of three very different women who have experienced sexism, but also (more or less subtle) bullying from other women a
Girl with her Head in a Book
Apr 27, 2017 rated it did not like it
Shelves: fiction, over-rated
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With heavy billing and a hefty amount of hype, The Cows is clearly a book with high ambitions. It’s certainly an interesting idea – transferring the debate over whether or not a woman is defined by her ability to procreate down to the populist chick lit genre. I had to raise an eyebrow though when the book kicked off with a dictionary definition of what a cow is but which fell into the common misconception that a heifer becomes a cow after
The Cows is absolutely brilliant. It made me laugh, cry, cringe with embarrassment, nod in agreement and left me feeling rather emotional, yet completely empowered by the end of it.

This story focusses on three very different women who are initially unconnected, but gradually become a part of each other’s lives due to events that in many ways are out of their control.

Tara – A single mum and successful career woman, thanks to her own mum helping to take care of her daughter for her.

Cam – A very co
Elaine Mullane
Mar 06, 2017 rated it liked it
Shelves: 2017, readwomen

I am going to start this review by saying that I didn't very much enjoy Dawn O'Porter's first novel, Paper Aeroplanes. Despite that, I was still excited when The Cows was made available to me through Netgalley. I do like O'Porter and her documentaries, and the blurb that accompanied this book sounded promising.

This book has changed my opinion of O'Porter as a novelist. Like the little check-ins with the Daily Mail online that many of us enjoy, it is addictive. The book follows the story of th
May 17, 2017 rated it did not like it
i've read some strange books in my time but this one takes the cake
Lucy Banks
May 06, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I received a copy of this book from Netgalley, in exchange for an honest review.

A fabulously thinly veiled 'call to arms' for women everywhere - solidarity, sisters; not judgement and jealousy!

Any book about feminism is usually of interest to me. However, to refer to r The Cows as a simple feminist story would be to do it serious injustice. It's an upbeat, wise-cracking examination of how many females judge and bully one another (particularly online) - and an overall message to remind us to a) g
Mairead Hearne (
Any book with the meme #DontFollowTheHerd was always going to peak my interest.

The Cows is a story of three woman ~ Tara, Camilla and Stella. All live very different lives. All have very different stories to tell. But the one thing they have in common is that all are trying to succeed in a society that is continually challenging them and attempting to push them back down.

Tara is a single mother of a one. Working in the male dominated world of the media, Tara is tough and determined to reach and
Aug 28, 2017 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
‘The Cows’ is such a bizarre book. As a story about a woman struggling to deal with going viral in the bad way, it is not half bad. But ‘The Cows’ is not satisfied with that—it wants to be a feminist handbook. And its version of feminism is so privileged and white that this reader was left thinking WTF at intervals throughout the book. The voice of feminism here is a blogger named Cam, who is both celebrated and reviled for her ‘brave’ decision not to have children. Um, maybe 15 years ago but wo ...more
Renita D'Silva
Jul 07, 2018 rated it liked it
A brilliant, thought provoking, witty and wonderfully written story.
Shehzeen Muzaffar
Aug 02, 2018 rated it liked it
When I started reading this book I had a feeling that i will not like this book but i did. Its basically about three middle aged women thrown into different situations with a bit of humor and a lot of chaos. Tara, a single mother and producer, Camie, a blogger and Stella, PA to well known photographer.

They are definitely not the woman who follow the herd. I found this entertaining but also very cringe worthy. I appreciate how this book deals with social media over all. I liked this book but I w
Apr 08, 2017 rated it it was amazing
I received a free digital copy from the author/publisher via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

The Cows follows three different women, in their late 20s, 30s and early 40s, as they navigate their way through life while facing off against public opinion on what women should be and what they should do, health scares, sexuality, misogyny in the workplace and much more.

This book was absolutely brilliant and I loved all of it. It's been a long time since a book was able to make laugh out lou
Oct 26, 2017 rated it it was ok
Shelves: could-not-finish
One of the worst books I have read in a long time. Good premise but just ridiculous. The writing was also painfully bad.
Linda Hill
Apr 02, 2017 rated it really liked it
Three very different women, Tara, Cam and Stella, all find life isn’t always under your own control!

The Cows is brilliant. I enjoyed every word. Dawn O’Porter’s writing is vibrant, sassy, sparky, sexy and funny as she explores what it means to be a woman in modern society where men still seem to have the upper hand and modern technology and social media can affect our lives devastatingly.

The plot is very entertaining but also quite disturbing. When Tara behaves in a way I found quite shocking, I
Dec 15, 2017 rated it it was ok
I was so excited to start it. I love her. Love her on social media, her articles and documentaries and I read and loved both of her YA novels. So I had HIGH expectations.

Such a let down.

The story revolves around 3 women in their 30s and 40s (Tara, Cam and Stella) all living in London. Unconnected at the start but events transpire to bring them together.

Two problems at the outset. Firstly, I didn't like any of the 3 women for various reasons (one implausibly irresponsible, one was so vain and arr
Apr 08, 2018 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Not really sure what to make of this one. I felt like it was trying to be relatable but the ridiculous lives of the women in the book were really hard to relate to at all.
Mar 20, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: bookclub
When I finished this book, I got stuck on how many stars to give it. 3 or 4, I was thinking. I enjoyed it, but got confused in the beginning about who was who, and felt that it couldn't make up it's mind between being funny or creepy absurd. Those incidents. Wow. Okay then. And I can honestly say I've never gotten much crap for either having kids or not having kids. I like to think I experienced both ends of it, because I had them rather late. And I actually did have cancer, so there was that. I ...more
Apr 12, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: net-galley, on-kindle
I don’t know why I haven’t picked up any of Dawn O'Porter’s earlier books because this one had me laughing out loud on a packed commuter train. The Cows is a take on modern life in London in this internet connected age. It runs the full gamut of emotions from suicidal despair to hope and joy.

Tara has a six year old daughter from a one night stand but now she is looking for someone special to share her life with and the guys she sees on Tinder are particularly uninspiring. When she finds herself
Mar 29, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: netgalley
Review: The Cows by Dawn O'Porter Published by: HarperCollins (6 April 2017)
ISBN: 978-0008126032
Source: NetGalley
Rating: 5*
Women don’t have to fall into a stereotype.
Tara, Cam and Stella are strangers living their own lives as best they can – though when society’s screaming you should live life one way, it can be hard to like what you see in the mirror.
When an extraordinary event ties invisible bonds of friendship between them, one woman’s catastrophe becomes another’s inspiration,
Donna Backshall
This is one of the funniest and most ridiculous books I've read in a long time. I caught myself laughing and no way-ing out loud more times than I can count.

Dear Tara's unfortunate circumstances rubbed some people the wrong way -- LOL, see what I did there? -- but I think it's the perfect summer read for the lighthearted and sometimes foolish gals in our circles.

I recommended The Cows to my own gang of girls, and can't wait for them to come back to me with some "Oh my GOD, can you believe...?
May 03, 2017 rated it did not like it
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Apr 03, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2017, 2017-releases

Before spotting "The Cows" I was not familiar with Dawn O'Porter and her writing but right now, after reading this novel, I am really glad that I've come across this author. This book turned out to be a sharp, brutally honest, bitter - sweat and very insightful novel about women, the choices they make and how hard it still is to be a woman in this society, especially when you refuse to follow the rules being set by others, to follow the herd. A very modern and thought - provoking book dealing wi
Claire (Book Blog Bird)
Mar 24, 2018 rated it really liked it
COW n. /ka?/

A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by-date; one of the herd.

I really enjoyed this book. It's a story about a group of women who don't know each other but whose lives intersect, who are on journeys to discover who they really are.

Tara is a documentary producer working in a mysogyistic office and raising her six year old daughter on her own. Cam is a high profile blogger and committed to her child-free life. Stella, grieving after the death of her twin sister, is the PA to a
Aline Ramos
Nov 11, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Adorei muito. Gostei da estória e do estilo da narrativa. Determinado momento fiquei com raiva e triste com um acontecimento, mas depois me conformei, fez parte importante da trama. Fiquei fã desta autora.
Breakaway Reviewers
Please don’t be fooled by the title!

At the start of the book, Dawn O’Porter gives us the dictionary description of a cow. Part of the herd. Used for milk and beef. They produce milk, calves and then get slaughtered for their meat, which will most probably end up in dog food. Why therefore has she chosen these beautiful creatures with long eyelashes as the title for this book? Are women part of a herd? Is that what we’ve become as women?

The story revolves around three women. Tara, Cam and Stella
Jul 19, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
A friend recommended this one to me, and once I started this book I found it hard to put it down. I had no real sense of what it was about (cows...?) and I think that helped as I had no expectations of what was to come. It's a very modern novel, featuring contemporary topics like the role of women and women's empowerment, and also trial by social media and how much judgement seems to exist at the moment. I read it more as a parable or an allegory than as a 'story', and there were a few shocks an ...more
Jul 25, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I picked this book up in Waterstones spending my lovely book vouchers. I am so glad I did. What a fantastic read. The characters are believable and entice you into their story you want to know what happens next. I did not expect the twist it made me gasp out loud. This books is about being a woman and all that it brings to life. I will be recommending this to everyone.
I received a copy of The Cows from HarperCollins New Zealand to review.

I’d heard good things about this before I picked it up so I was excited to find out why so many people liked it. And it did not let me down. This kind of reminded me of a book I read last year about three friends but this book is so much better.

I loved Cam and how she wasn’t afraid to speak her mind or share her view on things. Cam was a strong, independent woman and I loved that she wasn’t scared to be herself, even if the p
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Dawn O'Porter is a broadcaster and print journalist who lives in London with her husband Chris, cat Lilu and dog Potato. She has made thirteen documentaries about all sorts of things, including polygamy, childbirth, geishas, body image, breast cancer and even the movie DIRTY DANCING.

Dawn has written for various UK newspapers and magazines including GRAZIA and STYLIST. She is also a highly prolifi
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