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Not all wizards were born to be heroes.
Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:
#1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.
#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.
#3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.
#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.
214 pages, Paperback
First published August 15, 2017
"It's the Rasputin of phones," Devon murmured. "It can never die."
"Article seventeen states that in a true emergency no questions will be asked and no punishment given if the son approaches the mother with a genuine fear."
Old black ladies were my guardian angels in New York. I think the formed a league when I was little. The Keep Bryan Jameson Adams Alive League.
I don’t know why they couldn’t have formed a Get Bryan Jameson Adams a Girlfriend League, or I’d even take a Make Bryan Jameson Adams Mysteriously Cool League.
“We’re stopping an evil wizard and getting you the girl, Bryant. ‘Cause that’s the sort of best friend you have.”
But forward isn't always safer than back, even if back wasn't all that nice to begin with.