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The Two-Night One-Night Stand

(The Two-Night One-Night Series #1)

3.81  ·  Rating details ·  1,144 ratings  ·  190 reviews
A girl. A guy. And a talking peen.

Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that.

Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he’s too busy to date. But that doesn’t stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put
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Published October 2016
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2 Sluts Unite! Stars

It hurts a little to give this short and sweet story a 2 star. The writing and overall tone is light hearted and exactly what I was looking for, but there were simply issues I couldn't overlook.

Everything was moving along fine. The author lays out a predictable but utterly cute Halloween meeting between our dumped ten months ago heroine, who still hasn’t managed to get into the swing of dating again, and a sexy yet shy physician’s assistant.

Sounds good so far, right?

Did I m
Dec 29, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Without a doubt one of the funniest, sexiest, nerdiest and most enjoyable books I've ever read! A series of misunderstandings and screw-ups would normally mean doom for a relationship, but Holly and Matthew are anything but normal and you're going to love it! ...more
Jun 04, 2017 rated it really liked it
This book was funny and sweet! I really enjoyed it! It was so refreshing to have an attractive, successful, kind and smart hero that WASN'T a manwhore! This man actually kept himself occupied with work and family before meeting the h- he didn't spend his free time picking up strangers for meaningless hookups! And guess what? It made the sex scenes between the H and h seem hotter and more special because he hasn't already done everything under the sun with a bunch of random OW. Just my opinion- n ...more
Book-Bosomed  blog
Oct 14, 2016 rated it really liked it
4.25 Stars

It’s Halloween night and having broken up with her boyfriend the previous Christmas, Holly Martin is in costume at a bar waiting for her blind date. Enter Matthew Daniels, a physician’s assistant, meeting his brothers for drinks after a long day in the ER. In scrubs, Holly mistakes him as her blind date and Mathew, having not had sex in 17 months, 6 days, 11 hours, and 43 minutes, battles with his conscious, or more specifically his peen, over whether to correct this case of mistaken i
Nov 04, 2016 rated it really liked it
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4 stars!

ARC kindly provided by Xpresso Book Tours via Netgalley in exchange of an honest review.

This is the story of Holly and Matthew, a two-night one-night stand!

I really liked this book! It was a fast and light story that deals with a reality that most of the girls have come across. If you sleep with a guy that you really like when you first meet him, are you then a slut? Ms. Ringbloom approached the story with care and a smile! The plot is kind of expected with a couple of nice twists and
Oct 07, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
After a breakup with a total douche, Holly gets blindsided by her friend Jayne when she sets her up on an impromptu blind date. The best part is that it’s Halloween and she’s dressed up as a slutty nurse. The only thing that she knows about her blind date is that he is dressed up as a doctor.

Matthew is out with his brothers, fresh from work in his scrubs after a shift as a Physicians Assistant at a hospital. When a tipsy, sexy nurse mistakes him for her blind date he finds himself in a bit of a
Loved it! Super funny at times. Sweet and silly heroine. Awkward hero that talks to his peen. A whole lot of fun and a delightful casual read.
Alex ♈
Aug 18, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: safe
3.5 stars

Funny read.
Liked both characters. Glad the hero was not your typical arrogant experienced pseudo-alpha. He was a lovely, sweet guy with doubts and flaws.
Finally a book, where they not only laugh at the heroine, but also at the hero.
(I hate when the authors put h in many embarrassing situations and H looks calm and collected -> grr).

What I didn't like was direct & indirect slut-shaming.
Women, who have ONSs, are not sluts. Statement!!!
✴ Cindy ✴

Plot: Holly is set up on a blind date for Halloween. She goes to a bar dressed as a slutty nurse and is supposed to meet a guy named, Nick, dressed as a doctor. He was late, and she mistakes another guy, a much more decent one I might add, as her blind date and approaches him. The rest of the story is how both of them come to terms and starting their ‘relationship’ based on lies and casual hookup.

Hero: Mathew lies within minutes of meeting her. It’s a little thing, but saying he likes mus
When I started reading this, I thought it would be 5 star read for me. It had all the makings of one. Super cute hero, confident heroine and laugh out loud scenes. Yo, this book is hilarious!
But there is one major problem that ruined this book for me. Okay, aside from the talking peen, which is overused and not even funny anymore, Holly was slutshaming herself so bad, my god, it was unbearable to my gentle, love yourself and fuck what people think of you, feminist heart. She was so hung up on th
Oct 31, 2018 rated it really liked it
This book is hilarious! Lots of misunderstandings, and sexy stuff.
Our heroine agrees to a blind date with her friend’s brother at Halloween. He is supposed to come dressed as a doctor so she wears a nurses uniform. But instead she has a few drinks while waiting and goes home with a hot real doctor. Or, physicians assistant, anyway.
I listened to the audible which was excellent! If you like a light hearted romance brilliantly performed this is a good choice. 😊
❤️Melanie G.
Oct 11, 2016 rated it really liked it
This book was such a fun, sexy, flirty and good read. I needed a book with humor and sassiness and I got both with this book. Excited to read the next book in this series.
Mindy Lou's Book Review
Jan 12, 2017 rated it really liked it
This was a pretty funny read. Even though Matthew wasn't an Alpha, he was a bit of a nerd and his nervousness was charming. I loved the way the author had these two meet and I enjoyed the interaction with Matthews family. I didn't love that Holly pushed away so much but I liked how her friend knocked some sense into her. Cute story! ARC provided by NetGalley. ...more
Ryan - Sweet Red Reader
Jun 18, 2017 rated it really liked it
This book was everything a romantic comedy should be - sweet, funny, and just enough heat! The characters were real and likeable and I really enjoyed the element of family that was included. I really found myself rooting for the couple, while groaning (and laughing) at each and every pitfall and misstep on their way to HEA.
Lauren (My Expanding Bookshelf)
The Two-Night One-Night Stand has most definitely confirmed that I need to read more New Adult. Nine times out of ten I love them and this hilarious masterpiece is no different.

The Two-Night One-Night Stand is the story of a guy and girl in their mid-twenties who accidentally have a one-night stand, not once, but twice. This is romantic comedy at it's finest and it was just hilarious from start to finish. I was in absolute hysterics. It's a very fun and quick read, and definitely for mature read
Oct 19, 2016 rated it really liked it
I'm making it worse.
"You looked disgusting."
Stop Talking.
"But still pretty."
Just shut the fuck up.

The Two-Night One-Night Stand was a hilarious, romantic, read in one sitting book. Holly was dumped by her long-time boyfriend and her friend insisted she go on a blind date. Matthew's Physicians Assistant job is taking over his social life and his brothers want him to live a little. With one misunderstanding and a couple shots of Fireball, one thing leads to another and bowchikawowow. One-n
Al George
Don't fricking do it. Don't even think of doing it. Ok, maybe it's me and you should try it, but...

fetch happens

Enough already.
a) the heroine is constantly running away and whining.
b) sh@t is always going in the Money Pit movie wrong. If you haven't seen it, you're good. No need. It was on late night when I couldn't sleep. Moving on.

The point to that there above is that something always goes wrong. And that's this book in a nutshell.

Uck. Lost two hours to boredom but it gets an extra star bec
Tracy Kellies
Apr 10, 2017 rated it really liked it
Cute story. Matthew's dialogue with his peen is hilarious! I would recommend this book just for his talking peen... ...more
I liked this one. I liked Holly and Matt. Holly was a bit insecure about dating because of her douchebag ex boyfriend. He broke up with her because he couldnt see a future with her. Holly gets set up on a blind date with her friend's brother who she thinks is Matt. Matt is a bit introverted and hasn't been on a date in a while. He is encouraged by his brothers to go along with the miscommunication. As you know love, heartbreak and humor ensues. I think these two were such a good couple.I was gla ...more
Apr 16, 2019 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Jesus fucking christ. This heroine was soooo concerned that she was a slut. I'd hate to see what she thought of me. Slut shaming in a book is always a downer for me. Ladies, embrace your sensuality. Embrace your SEXuality. Don't beat yourself up unless you're out there screwing undeserving randos to make yourself feel better. THEN you can shame yourself. ...more

What an absolutely entertaining novella! Short and sweet, and oh so funny, I was completely charmed by these characters. Holly is definitely relatable, and Matthew is so adorably awkward, I just loved him! This was a laugh out loud delightful read.

*Borrowed through KU.
Jennifer G.
Oct 16, 2016 rated it it was amazing
The two-night one-night stand

This was a cute, fun, fast book, with a HEA, but will also have a follow up in 2017, that I am looking so forward to!
This is definitely a young adult romance, with hopes and lessons learned!
Looking forward to the follow up in 2017! Bring on more of Holly and Matthew!!!
Melanie (mells_view)
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Romantic comedy at its best!

This was my first time reading Ryan Ringbloom and it definitely will not be my last! This story was not only a sweet take on the one-night stand trope it was also hilarious!

I really enjoyed the voice of the female MC, Holly, and the male MC. Matthew talking to his not so little friend was more than funny! This is OBVIOUSLY an insta-lust since there is a one night stand, but it's surprisingly a slow burn romance in some ways as well. It's fun watching these charact
Carol Seymour
Sep 27, 2016 rated it it was amazing
I received this ARC in exchange for an honest review. I was intrigued by the teaser for this book and just had to read it. Ryan Ringbloom some how managed to take a very sad, emotional topic and by adding a touch of humor created a story that has become dear to my heart. I began reading it last night and binged all day today. I just could not put it down. Holly is suffering from a broken heart. On Halloween night she is set up by a friend on a blind date with her friends brother Nick. In a stran ...more
Sep 27, 2016 rated it it was amazing
I received this ARC in exchange for an honest review. I was intrigued by the teaser for this book and just had to read it. Ryan Ringbloom some how managed to take a very sad, emotional topic and by adding a touch of humor created a story that has become dear to my heart. I began reading it last night and binged all day today. I just could not put it down. Holly is suffering from a broken heart. On Halloween night she is set up by a friend on a blind date with her friends brother Nick. In a stran ...more
Nov 01, 2016 rated it liked it
This book was an easy read. Holly and Matthew meet in a weird situation and from their weird meeting, they continue to end up together and apart from one another. The two of them just can’t seem to get it right. I liked this but at the same time, it was kind of annoying. I was getting annoyed that the two of them would not just hurry up and get it right.

I liked Matthew’s character. He seemed like he was really sweet and romantic and Holly just kept making me mad because she would not see how gre
Nov 03, 2016 rated it really liked it
I laughed so hard while reading this book! I needed this book cause I have been reading some heavy stuff, and this one made me laugh until there was tears in my eyes!!

Nerdy Matthew Daniel, is a sweet guy with little people skills. He hits the jackpot when Holly Martin walks up to him thinking he is her blind date. Matthew goes along with it, because she is hot and he doesn't want to run her off. Well, one thing leads to another and they end up back at her place. (she still thinks he is her blind
DawnMarie  Carpintero
Wow wow

5 plus stars

This journey between these two is different from what this author has ever written before. At least for me it was. I wanted to pull them both out of the book and give them a time out. Let's face it you will think the same after you read this awesomeness. It brought me to the old but still favorite saying "how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?" The world may never know but in the book let's see a little licking action goes a long way.

Happy Readin
N Swaffar
Nov 01, 2016 rated it really liked it
I really enjoyed this book, it was fun and entertaining. Matthew and Holly were like a mess made in heaven. They had me giggling on how they dirty talked each other. So much mishap pointed them in so many wrong direction, but in the end they figured it all out. So much fun, sweet and a real quick read. Would definitely read from this author again.
Feni Taurina
Oct 05, 2016 rated it it was amazing
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Hi, I’m Ryan Ringbloom, a Jersey girl who doesn’t write Alphas. I couldn’t if I tried. Social Media stresses me the frick out, yet I can’t seem to walk away from it. I love to binge watch TV. I think cats are awesome. I’m obsessed with coffee and Fireball. But never together. I am counting down the days until self-driving cars are the norm. And if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, I won’t even tr ...more

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