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Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology

Brandon Ford,

Kristopher Triana (Goodreads Author)

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Andrew Darlington

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3.74 · Rating details · 27 ratings · 8 reviews

DON'T GET ANY ON YOU.

When Comet Press put out the call for submissions for STIFF THINGS we said we were ready to ratchet up the eroticism and visceral intensity with hardcore stories that penetrate new depths of psychosexual horror.

But we weren't as ready as we thought we were for the extreme stuff that came flooding in on waves of blood and other bodily fluids we won't ...more

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Published August 21st 2016 by Comet Press

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Nov 08, 2016 Bill rated it liked it · review of another edition

*I received a review audio copy of this work from the narrator in exchange for an honest review.

When searching for something that I want to read or listen to, I am not sure what it says about me that I see the title “Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology” and am instantly thinking to myself “Hey, that sounds f*cking great!” My wife would be horrified. Oh, well…she married me. I am equally horrified when she picks up one of her fluffy, lovey, romance novels. Which is exactly what Stiff Things ...more

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Jul 14, 2017 John rated it liked it · review of another edition

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2.5 stars
Beyond weird stories built around outlandish non-erotic erotica. I'll stick with Ed Lee...

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Mar 05, 2017 Albert rated it really liked it · review of another edition

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I read and enjoy several genres of novels. I enjoy Classics such as Dickens and Doyle, science fiction and fantasy, but mostly horror. I'm sort of surprised but very grateful that there's a market for erotic horror and extreme horror, it makes life interesting.
As soon as I found this book I bought it, solely based on the title. I read it, it really liked it, every single story thrilled me in some sick way. I won't look at a hand blender, power tool or air compressor the same way. Thank you Comet ...more

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Dec 11, 2019 The Grim Reader rated it it was ok · review of another edition

Anthologies...sometimes they work and sometimes they do not. Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology does not. At first glance, I was excited at discovering a few new authors to dig on. I'd heard only of Kristopher Triana when I first perused the table of contents but after the first story came to pass the anthology went downhill faster than you can say premature ejaculation. I'm trying to write something positive about this anthology. Alas, I cannot. And so...

2/5 serpentine schlongs from the ...more

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Oct 10, 2016 David Dubrow rated it really liked it

Between the cover image and title you pretty much know what you’re going to get with Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology. You don’t need me to define the term “splatterporn”, do you? Note that this is “the” splatterporn anthology rather than “a” splatterporn anthology, suggesting that this subgenre isn’t as widely represented as, say, vampire tales. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, because there are stories in here that describe some seriously disgusting acts.

Obviously, the point of ...more

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Nov 13, 2016 Cynthia rated it really liked it

Shelves: horror, erotic-romance

I don’t even know where to begin there is some really twisted stories in here that will leave you with your mouth hung open and brain saying there is no way I heard that right. This is horror at its finest leaving you no doubt there are some really twisted people out there and hoping praying you never meet them. When the narrator posted he was looking for reviews “PM ME IF YOU DARE” he typed…okay you got my attention. I ask how you can you turn down a dare like that…NOT ME… I really didn’t have I don’t even know where to begin there is some really twisted stories in here that will leave you with your mouth hung open and brain saying there is no way I heard that right. This is horror at its finest leaving you no doubt there are some really twisted people out there and hoping praying you never meet them.  When the narrator posted he was looking for reviews “PM ME IF YOU DARE” he typed…okay you got my attention. I ask how you can you turn down a dare like that…NOT ME… I really didn’t have a clue what I just requested but it didn’t take me long to tell myself maybe we are in a little too deep here. From the start of the story there is no doubt this is hard core porn and I said to my self- self are you really going to listen to this. Self said a promise is a promise so yes we are. That lead me to looks of horror, thinking OH MY GOD that is nasty, really, wow didn’t see that coming, to shock as well as shaking in my shoes…okay maybe not the shaking part but I know I never want to meet any of these people. You have been warned…read on if you dare.

Mr. Hempel my hats off to you for the outstanding narration of this book. I am sure you set with your legs crossed and hands over your lap a time or two as you worked your way through this story. I had no trouble at all feeling the excitement of each character at the build up for some thrilling exciting sex scenes. You even had me feeling sorry for mankind and wanting to pull a few people right out of the pages as they took on the pleasure and then the pain when the end was clear. I found his character voices to be wonderful you have no trouble knowing who is talking, or how much pleasure they are in along with how much pain they feel along with the excitement the deliver is feeling as they bring the pleasure and pain on. There were no background noise (if there had been I would most likely have jumped out of my car running for my life) nor any places where the volume was louder than any other place in the audio. What this narrator gives you is clean, crisp, clear audio that will leave you shaking your head. You have no trouble visualizing what he has just given you it is very vivid that you become so invested you might forget where you where you are and what you are doing. I really wish I could give more than 5 Stars the narration was outstanding.

The first story starts out they are looking for some action as they have a few VERY HOT scenes with their selves. They finally found one to take up the call went home and got it on for everyone on the net as you yourself think oh and not in a good way. You think what are these people thinking and then you find out. As I was almost to work the audio left me speechless with my mouth hung open think no way that just happened. Yep Yep it did and lord they aren’t done. I had to set in my car listening until the end came still leaving me speechless. I have to honestly say this title fits the book in more ways than one. It will not be the first of these stories that will leave you speechless there are a few. Some I didn’t really care for it was a little hard to understand what the author was trying to show you but horror no doubt is in there. Others will leave you so shocked you won’t be able to talk leaving you looking straight ahead with eyes blinking afraid to face just what happened. Some are nasty beyond nasty and some will make you want to upchuck. This is one book that is filled with psychosexual horror that will leave men with their legs crossed and pulling back into their selves wishing they could run but to afraid to move. It will leave women shaking in horror wanting to run the other way. If you love horror and erotic take the dare and pick this up you will never see humans the same again. I know I am keeping an eye on those around me and I don’t think I will be making any new friends anytime soon. Lol This is just too horrible and to nasty but I bet it will stick with you for a long time. It’s not an audio for the weak there are some very vivid details that you won’t even have to close your eyes to see. I am still shaking my head. Words cannot do justice to some of these stories….

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Sep 03, 2019 Douglas Ogurek rated it liked it

This anthology brings together stories that combine extreme gore and a strong sexual element. Some of the stories are good; several aren't. One grows weary of all the unrealistic portrayals of sex-crazed women. Among the betters stories are "Charlotte the Harlot," which involves the titular character's relationship with a zombie and "The Extra Mile," in which the feeder/gainer relationship is taken to the next level. The collection's opening story, "Modern Celebrity," probably weighs in as the ...more

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Nov 02, 2019 timj26 rated it it was amazing

Exactly as advertised a great collection of hypersexual horror stories
My top picks are
Modern celebrity a husband and wife search for men to perform in a web cam sex show
Suckers the trouble with picking up women in strip clubs
Charlotte the harlot a unwanted prostitute and her need to make money
The extra mile a love story between a feeder and a gainer
Excellent narration from joe hempel highly recommended
I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review

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Brandon Ford (b. August 28, 1981) grew up in South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He started writing at the approximate age of 8 and spent a lot of time testing the waters with various genres. He wrote dramas, comedies, essays, plays, and, of course, thrillers. There were few things he took pleasure in crafting more than a good old-fashioned scary story. Throughout grade school, as well as high ...more