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Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology

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DON'T GET ANY ON YOU.

When Comet Press put out the call for submissions for STIFF THINGS we said we were ready to ratchet up the eroticism and visceral intensity with hardcore stories that penetrate new depths of psychosexual horror.

But we weren't as ready as we thought we were for the extreme stuff that came flooding in on waves of blood and other bodily fluids we won't
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Paperback, 182 pages
Published August 21st 2016 by Comet Press
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Bill
Nov 08, 2016 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
*I received a review audio copy of this work from the narrator in exchange for an honest review.

When searching for something that I want to read or listen to, I am not sure what it says about me that I see the title “Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology” and am instantly thinking to myself “Hey, that sounds f*cking great!” My wife would be horrified. Oh, well…she married me. I am equally horrified when she picks up one of her fluffy, lovey, romance novels. Which is exactly what Stiff Things
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John
Jul 14, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
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2.5 stars
Beyond weird stories built around outlandish non-erotic erotica. I'll stick with Ed Lee...
Albert
Mar 05, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: erotic-horror
I read and enjoy several genres of novels. I enjoy Classics such as Dickens and Doyle, science fiction and fantasy, but mostly horror. I'm sort of surprised but very grateful that there's a market for erotic horror and extreme horror, it makes life interesting.
As soon as I found this book I bought it, solely based on the title. I read it, it really liked it, every single story thrilled me in some sick way. I won't look at a hand blender, power tool or air compressor the same way. Thank you Comet
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The Grim Reader
Anthologies...sometimes they work and sometimes they do not. Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology does not. At first glance, I was excited at discovering a few new authors to dig on. I'd heard only of Kristopher Triana when I first perused the table of contents but after the first story came to pass the anthology went downhill faster than you can say premature ejaculation. I'm trying to write something positive about this anthology. Alas, I cannot. And so...

2/5 serpentine schlongs from the
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David Dubrow
Oct 10, 2016 rated it really liked it
Between the cover image and title you pretty much know what you’re going to get with Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology. You don’t need me to define the term “splatterporn”, do you? Note that this is “the” splatterporn anthology rather than “a” splatterporn anthology, suggesting that this subgenre isn’t as widely represented as, say, vampire tales. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, because there are stories in here that describe some seriously disgusting acts.

Obviously, the point of
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Cynthia
Nov 13, 2016 rated it really liked it
I don’t even know where to begin there is some really twisted stories in here that will leave you with your mouth hung open and brain saying there is no way I heard that right. This is horror at its finest leaving you no doubt there are some really twisted people out there and hoping praying you never meet them. When the narrator posted he was looking for reviews “PM ME IF YOU DARE” he typed…okay you got my attention. I ask how you can you turn down a dare like that…NOT ME… I really didn’t have ...more
Douglas Ogurek
Sep 03, 2019 rated it liked it
This anthology brings together stories that combine extreme gore and a strong sexual element. Some of the stories are good; several aren't. One grows weary of all the unrealistic portrayals of sex-crazed women. Among the betters stories are "Charlotte the Harlot," which involves the titular character's relationship with a zombie and "The Extra Mile," in which the feeder/gainer relationship is taken to the next level. The collection's opening story, "Modern Celebrity," probably weighs in as the ...more
timj26
Nov 02, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Exactly as advertised a great collection of hypersexual horror stories
My top picks are
Modern celebrity a husband and wife search for men to perform in a web cam sex show
Suckers the trouble with picking up women in strip clubs
Charlotte the harlot a unwanted prostitute and her need to make money
The extra mile a love story between a feeder and a gainer
Excellent narration from joe hempel highly recommended
I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review
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Brandon Ford (b. August 28, 1981) grew up in South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He started writing at the approximate age of 8 and spent a lot of time testing the waters with various genres. He wrote dramas, comedies, essays, plays, and, of course, thrillers. There were few things he took pleasure in crafting more than a good old-fashioned scary story. Throughout grade school, as well as high ...more